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sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other

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a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

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overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"

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One time my dad and I got into an argument cause he said it was unprofessional for a man to wear a skirt to work because a man would only want to wear women’s clothing if it was a sexual fetish and at the time I just thought it was stupid but in hindsight I think I learned something deeply personal about my dad

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*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

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happy birthday shion <3

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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

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Newborn velvet worm crawling on its mother By: Raymond A. Mendez From: Natural History Magazine 1985

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if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

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children heed my warning. one day your body’s check engine light will come on and demand that you start eating so many vegetables and whole grains. do not ignore it.

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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I don't care if its uncalled for, I don't care if it doesn't fit the genre, I don't care if it was necessary to the plot. I will never not love an Akira slide.

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day