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This celestial cicada is Charlotte✨💙✨

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man what the hell is hannibal even about and why is there so much bondage-y stuff

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genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much

like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'

maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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[oc] They are not in

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There is no gold in the grey English skies; I thank Tagore for bringing my eyes to so many spring flowers.

Heather | Lesser Cleadine, Grape Hyacinth, Alpine Rock-Cress

Bay Tree | Ivy-leaved Toadflax

American Dog Violet | A silver sky

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.

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And what is here to BE observed here? £150 perfume, £35 hand cream and €5 chocolate? Moments before work (full coffees and empty notebooks)?

Perhaps more abstracted: the luxury of time. Curated spaces whos owners have time to think and be.

What does the uneaten chocolate mean. To make us envy having posh chocolate and perfume? To display restraint in it being uneaten? Are we to anticipate the eating or glorfy the restraint? Maybe the image was only chosen for compliation because the rich brown of the bar matches the colour scheme.

𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔬𝔟𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢 𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔰𝔢𝔢

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Lost a scarf when on holiday. Having to visit a resturant in person because no phone numbers on the website only a hello@ email address they replied from 4 days later. "oh the number is on google" yeah and I didn't know if that was for all branches so I assumed it did not work because I am used to this not working. Why trust google infocard when no number on your website??

What the “haha millennials can’t even make phone calls” crowd fails to appreciate is that making phone calls is a far more user-hostile and physically uncomfortable experience than it was 15-20 years ago.

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PHEW.... just over a month of work but it's done 👏 As usual at the end I feel like a couple colors could have been changed but... I'm not doing this one again lmao

Okay! Due to (totally unexpected) popular demand:

CMYK Test Print PATTERN - pay what you want, a tip would be appreciated but no pressure!

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Going feral thinking about messing up a man

he's giving office siren

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When I say office siren this is what I mean

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Nelda velvet top and Ziema cotton dress worn by Rama Barry for Voriagh.

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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

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"i need to clean my room / do the dishes / do the laundry" = boring, horrific, makes it seem like a burden.

"i'm tending to my realm / the magic tower needs maintenance / i'm restoring the kingdom to what it was" = beautiful, amazing, spetacular, joyful, full of childlike wonder, actually describes what the task feels like as opposed to what it is

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my phone has taken control of me worse then any cursed amulet i’ve come across. but I can’t get rid of it bc it’s just so useful… and honestly i can get rid of it at any time… i just don’t bc i like staying connected… surely the algorithm won’t get to me…. one more scroll…. just keep scrolling… scroll. scroll. scroll. scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll s̶̨̮̺̝̣͕̙͚̙̦͖͈̣͊͒̄̆̈́̅̋̌̓̐͆̃̒͒̈͋̾͆̂̕͘͜͠͝͠c̶̺̗̦̓̃̐̆̓̆̑̇̓͊̿͘͝͝͝͝ŗ̵̨̳͖̼̳̳̟̘̪͈̹͎͖̻̜̹̦͚̙͛̈́́͌̑̈́͂̈́̒̄̔͘ơ̸̡͈̭͖̲̭͈̬̾̌́͑͋̓̓͒̅̉̂͆̃͊̑͗̆͘̕͘l̶̨̢̧̛̞̖̺̣̦̜̰̩̲͓̰̳͓̱͕͙͚̙̦͎̲̗̙͇͋̔̽̊̅͋̽̓̈́̆̽̆̈́̂̽͌̇̍̓̓̆́̒̃̚͝l̸̨̰͎͓͚͉̟̣̞̠̼̤͖̻͍̱͚͖̺͚̙̗̱̋̌̔̐ ̴̧̧̧̮̗͖̗̭̲͍̬̣͖̘̼̫̲̫͓̝̗̋̆̆̊̄̚͘͝͠͠s̸̨̧̺͓̲̲̘̘͉̲̳̺̯͓̙̉̍̈́̑̽͜͝͝ͅc̴̛͎̜͔͓̺̔͛̑r̷̡̦̖͖̪̺̺̘̣͇̥͕͖͙̯͋̾̔̽͐́̓̈́͜͜ơ̴̡̰̗͔̤̝͖̬͔̱͔͎̻̙̗̦̣̙̞̣̫̒̄l̶̢͚͉͈̣̠͎̺͉̭͔̠̠̼̮̗͍͎͔̦̣̲̟̰͖̪̹̍͋̀̆̉̔̾͂̿́͛̅͜͠ḽ̴̢̢̟̫̹̲̬̦͓̠͚̣̖̻̲̺̌͐͒̔̏͆̑̽̊̀̋͐̆͘̕̚͝ ̵͔͎̠̖͉̝̙̘̜̟̲̤̙̳̰̹͋̂͊̑̈̓͐̆̀̌̑S̴̾̒̆̚��̮̬̗̙̩͉̥́͛͗̉́̊͆̔̄͜͝Ç̴̨̡̛̘̰̜͈̮͕̠͉̳̘̺̪̪͈̪̭͒̊̒̄̑́̐͊̄̽͘͠Ŗ̶͍̩̮̺̫̭̮͚̬͕̖͇̱̼̦̟̣͚̹̯̻͙̦̹̓̃̾̑͆̆̇̃̋̄̍͊͛͛͘̕̚͝͠ͅȌ̸̝̮͔̰̮̞͈̳̣̬̇̇̈́̂̽͊́̀̕͝ͅL̸̡̨̡̧̞̼̦̙̘̯͔̳̯̟̱͇͖͗̂̈́̆͘L̷̨̛͎̖̔̾͛́̍̔͌̓͌͑̌̑͒̂͐̃̐͝͝͠͝ ̵̫͋͋̽́̐̌̓̿̀̌̎̀͘̕̕̕S̵̢̧̛̜͓̟̞͇̝̖̪̬̮̥̟͙͔̬̯͓͕̮̒̎̊̈́̏͋͜͜C̸̨̡̻̳̗̖̟̟̰̳̞̤̠̻̩̟̺̳̮̼̖͔̠͊̇͌̈́̕͠͠ͅR̷̫͕̼̗̭͙͔̯̻͇̜̬̹̞̭̳̬̠̘͖͎͐́̂̆̋̈Ǫ̷̖̞͙͓̖̘͚̞̩̐̐͛̔̓͐͋̈́̑̓͆̆̓͋͗͝͝L̶̥̗͌͊͑̋́͗̈́͗͂͑͗̊͗̑̄̽͑̄͒̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͝͠L̷̢̢̪̰̭̬̟͉͎̥̣̱̗̘̱̹̥͍͚̲̼̻͇̘͚̈́̈́̓̀̔̏̅̋̾̍͒͂̎͂͠ ̶̡̨̼̼̞̘̰͈̦̟͉̝̙͓̞̜̩̳͔̝̜̱̩̟̾͊͑̌̿̒̇͛̆̃̑̓̈́̉̒̚͜͠͠S̸̥̭̗̗̥͉̱͕̱̲̠͙̝͓̬̳͔̟͇̖͓̜̞̱̆̑̔͒̄͋̓͂̓̄̇͠͝C̷̖͇̙̯̟̲͚͍̓͒̑͛̋̇̓̿͑͌̉͂͂̈̊̂̿̊̕͝͝R̵̨̡̡̡̭͕̠̭̤̺̟̠̘̱̘̰͙̣͎͚̫̮͈̫̻͔̭͛̓̇͆̒͊̅̋̏͆͒͐̈͑̿̚͝ͅǪ̸̨̛̪̳̼̙̪̠̖̭͍͙̦͍͖̖̟̮̠͈́̽͆̽̄̂̄͛͂̉̌̅̓̏̋͋̚͠L̶̢̥̘͕͙̫̭̝͚̭͈̞̮͂̆͗̾̀̿̊́͗̂̾̇͋̄̀̍̂̿̋͝͠Ļ̶̩̳͚͙̩̼̩̳͓̺̞̗̩̘͍̯̞̙̰̟̖̖̞̹̎̈́̾͛͂̓͊̆̂͆̒̌̑̋̍̕͠͝ͅṠ̸̢̱͍̺͔̭͇̼̞̹̱̞̠̪̩̺̘̘͎̤͇̟̦̜̯͍̟͜Ç̶͎̺̣̫̹͔̞̪̘͚̟͓̗̞̗͇̂̓̿̀̀̓̈́̔̂̅̇̉͊͘̚͝͝R̴̨̡̨͕̬͉͍͎͖̬͖̪͕͚̥̝͇̩̞͕̪̬͖̣̭̈́̏̊ͅͅǪ̴͙̭̙͇͈̅͗̇̊͐̂̀̊̓̀̈́̑̇͆̆̀̿̓̀̈́̎̿̽̕͝͠Ļ̸̧̨̬̘͙̼̻͇̙̦͉̟̯͚͖̦̟̍́̌̍̅͆́͜Ḻ̴̢̨̜̤͇͕͉̪̝̝̗͉͈̰̦̜̩͉͍̜̲̬́͋̄̇̽̀̏̍͜ͅ