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Bob: Okay, just close your eyes...
Yelena: Okay.
Yelena: But don’t punch me.
Bob: What?
Yelena: When I was little, my sister would say to me, “Close your eyes, you’ll get a surprise” and then she'd punch me.
Bob: ...I'm not going to punch you.
Yelena: That's what my sister used to say!
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Bob: You’re getting hung up on the wrong details
Void: You’re the one that brought up muscle in the first place
Bob: Now, don’t be turning this back around on me. Stop being a cunt
Void: Excuse me
Bob: ..What’s up?
Void: What’d you just call me?
Bob: I didn’t- Did I say something?
Void: C-word!
Bob: I-I didn’t say anything
Void: C-word!
Bob: You-!
Bob: ..
Bob: We just need to keep walking and burn some calories. Come on!
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[crashing sound]
Yelena: What was that?!
Bob: My shirt fell.
Yelena: It sounded a lot heavier than that!
Bob: ... I was in it.
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Bob: Yelena told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl!" So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Ava: Get what?
Bob: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.
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she just tripped and landed on her boss' lap, you have to believe her guys
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