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What if Ax didn’t have the morphing power (Elfangor brought the morphing cube to give it to him but was too late)?

I don't see a way out of this without a total party kill (total party nothlitization?) because if he can't come with them on missions to keep track of time, they're pretty much screwed. Does anyone else see a way out?

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Your tags immediately made me think of this.

I've been droughting in the safari zone for two WEEKS!!!! what the FUCK!!!!

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yuri?

Always.

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Story Prompt: Rachel teaches the others gymnastics and insists that they wear the proper attire. And because she's the boss this means they all have to borrow and wear a leotard from her collection. How does everyone respond ;)

Marco: I can work with this.

Jake: I can't.

Cassie: Is this actually different from what I wear every day? I don't think so.

Rachel: Aside from the cut, the fabric, the pattern, the stitching, the fit, the shade, the hue, and the length being different? Yeah, it's basically the same thing.

Ax: See, this garment is clearly superior to the excessive and fiddly nonsense that humans otherwise insist upon wearing. There are no ties here, no zippers, no so-called underwear...

Tobias: I think she'd really prefer you to wear underwear next time you borrow her clothes. Just saying.

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i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

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Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.

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Stoner confession I don’t know what hash is that has to be some 70s bullshit

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Now that I know this cast much better, I think I'm gonna rewatch all of Game Changer.

Why yes, I am very far behind in my writing! How did you know?

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Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.

And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.

If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding

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The first thing I noticed was that the pain was gone. The tall, thin, hooded figure let me bask in that for a moment.

IT IS TIME

"Oh," I said, looking down at the frail vessel I had inhabited all my life. "Right."

COME

"Do you remember," I asked as we walked, "everyone you come for?"

YES

"Fondly?"

I DO NOT JUDGE. AS A RULE, I SPEND LITTLE TIME WITH PEOPLE AS THEY LIVE

"No, but you spend some time with them after, like now."

Death halted.

THERE WAS ONE, TEN YEARS AGO. HE TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN

"To be where the rising ape meets the falling angel?"

AH. I HEAR YOU HAVE MET HIM TOO

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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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A friend of mine is training for a marathon and it’s super inspiring and impressive and one day she was telling me about it and I sort of sighed and went “man. I wish I was the kind of person who wanted to do that” and she was like “OH do you want some tips? We could go on a jog together some time. You know if you just get in the swing of it, start running a few miles a day-“ and I had to be like Nonono. I do not want to. I WISH I wanted to. Currently though I would actually prefer to die. But thank you 💕

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My favorite Lord of the Rings headcannon is just that the hobbits spent the entire trip to Rivendell, badgering Aragorn to eat like four annoying grandmothers. Like, Aragorn is a ranger who's been living off pine needles and power of will for the last decade, and these are the guys who are having eight square meals a day.

"Well now, Strider what would you have ol' Sam whip you up?"

"Nothing. I'm good."

"So just some toast and eggs then?"

"No. Nothing."

"You have to have *something*, here I'll make you some porridge."

"No! I'm not hungry."

"...Should I just reheat the leftovers then?"

And Aragorn is like "What's a leftover?" And all four of the hobbits just gasp in horror, and start muttering about no wonder he's so thin.

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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