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anyway yeah miquella holding poor godwyn’s corpse like a man holds a fish

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study rooted in. Science

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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

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won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

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Age of Empires 2 Shotel Warrior

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Rate My Hunter's drip.

lil void creature.

(yes its modded)

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gemma

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I have no clue if there exists ANY audience for these doodles but. gravity falls but it's monster hunter

all I'm saying is bill cipher deserves to get whacked over the head with pointed sticks it would be funny

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me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

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Reminding everyone again of Batman’s Aff His Nut by Robert Florence—the most poem ever.

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This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

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stop fucking throwing him on the floor

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves