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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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when all your friends go out and don’t invite you
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Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
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Before 2014: STOP ..... HAMMER TIME
After 2014: STOP ..... WAIT A MINUTE. FILL MY GLASS POUR SOME LIQUOR IN IT
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The Signs Cuddling in Bed
Aries: Tickling and nuzzling partner with their nose, always playful. Gently nibbling their ear and holding their fingers while whispering sweetly to them. Most likely the big spoon
Taurus: Sweet, gentle kisses on the forehead and eyelids. Lots of staring at lips and lacing their feet around their lover, tells them "I love you". Face to face cuddling
Gemini: Giggling and hiding their face in their partner's chest, if the partner does something cheesy Gemini will probably brush it off and call it dumb but secretly gemini will want to hear more. Finger tracing their back and spine, either big spoon or little spoon
Cancer: Loves to be nurtured. Wants to be held and in return will speak sweet nothings to partner, holding hands tight and playing footsie with them. Finger kisses and butterfly kisses, little spoon
Leo: Opposite of Cancer, loves to nurture. Will wrap their arms around you and kiss the back of your neck and spine. Rub your tummy and pull you closer in with their legs. Wants you to feel safe with them, Big spoon
Virgo: Shy lover, rubbing feet against their calves and making eye contact only to look away. Will kiss your shoulders and hold your hands close to their chest, little small talks of their observations from the day, little spoon
Libra: Flirtatious kisses and teasing, honestly you'll probably get turned on without them even trying. hands through your hair and little sexy comments, loving holds and powerful gazes, face to face cuddling
Scorpio: Passionate and heavy, honestly will feel like sex without the clothes off. breathing against your neck and pulling you closer kissing your neck and whispering to you. Hands everywhere. Big spoon
Sagittarius: Passionate yet soft, opposite of scorpio, eyes closed and fingers tracing their lovers ribs, spiritual connection. soft moans and hands under clothes, face to face cuddling
Capricorn: Soft and gentle, a new side to them that you've never seen. Hands everywhere, shy eyes that look away, smelling your hair, toes laced with their partner's, intimacy is their form of poetry. Big spoon
Aquarius: They won't talk much, but they will be vulnerable to their emotions. hands still, or moving your hair out your face, cheek kisses and confessions. Honest love, big spoon
Pisces: Innocent and adoring, will make sure you are comfortable and want to be cradled in your arms. Loving words, feels like you are dreaming, falling asleep. Lots of mumbling and grabbing for their lover's attention, face to face cuddling
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The English and the French are at it again…
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