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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY RADIANT, GORGEOUS, FLAWLESS, ANGELIC, WIFE FOR WHO MEN WOULD GO TO BLOODY WARS FOR JUST TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO GLANCE UPON HIS FACE WHICH WAS BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES AND MAKES FLOWERS CLOSE OUT OF SHAME FOR BEING UNABLE TO MATCH HIS BEAUTY

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Gudrid being super affectionate w thorfinn and him just being bashful and unsure of how to deal with it so he just bluescreens>>>>>

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Thorfinn is tutoring him in 1 very specific subject he has a lot of knowledge about, human anatomy (for obvious reasons). Canute is delusional (and very desperate) to make a friend. Or possibly something more 👀 don’t bully him too much okay? Ragnar has been helicopter parenting him since day 1

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Thorfinn has basically one life skill and it’s chopping shit up. So after being fired at numerous places for being a ‘’pain in the ass’ he lands a job as a butcher and is somewhat okay at it (minus the customer service part)

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Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!

General:

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Africa:

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

The Americas:

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Asia:

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Europe:

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Middle East:

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Oceania:

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

Creating a Fantasy Religion:

Creating Part 1

Creating Part 2

Creating Part 3

Creating Part 4

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Using Religion in Fantasy

Religion in Fantasy

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Beliefs in Fantasy

Some superstitions:

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Lain and thorfinn would be besties (no they would fucking not)

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Please pray for Canute, his flatmate is the messiest bitch on earth who looks and smells like roadkill. Probably eats it too actually, meat prices are way too high in supermarkets these days. And thorfinn only has money for league of legends and monster

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thorfinn and canute waltzing together ( it took thorfinn several weeks and many of canute’s mental breakdowns before he managed to not step on his toe the first 10 seconds into dancing)

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My pookie has done nothing wrong, idk why the government is out to get him 😒

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After taking over thorfinn’s secret hideout (the vacant music clubroom) Canute became a target for his ire. And now god has given thorfinn his toughest battle: not smashing canute’s head in with his bass whenever he sees him.

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You think you’re extra? Well Canute sweynson left his 2 countries, 2 wives and 4 kids to escort 1 man with his entire FLEET.

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Yeah no askeladd as the grandfather of cunt won’t let thorfinn walk the streets looking like a run over raccoon. It would stain his reputation as graduate of cuntington high with a degree in slaying. Also yes askeladd wears a Rolex, thorfinn wears vw BECAUSE I AM WATCHING NANA AND INSANE

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Einar trying to break the ice with thorfinn by making him laugh. It’s a very tall order but he doesn’t give up!

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VINLAND SAGA ANNIVERSARY WEEK DAY 2

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Thorfinn has a crippling fear of hurting Gudrid at first so doesn’t try to be intimate with her at first.

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Day 1 of vinland saga anniversary week!!! Thorfinn seasons his soups with his tears :)

(Memories)

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WOOOOOO FIRST POST!!!