m3dz3r0

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starts slurping it up

this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world

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are you actually a legit account??? cuz if you aren't this is a lawsuit waiting to happen lmao

the only lawsuit waitimng to happen is the one from my ex wives for some dumb bulbshit like “violating the migratory bird treaty act” and maybe a couple "broken restraining orders"

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just had the shockingly stupid realization that the beatles’ band name is a play on words. i forgot that’s not how you spell beetle. it’s BEAT like music beats + beetles. i know the correct spelling of beetle in every context except for the british men my mutuals post rpf about

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scrolling through the birdbuddy feed and this shows up and makes me lose my fucking mind

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ok rebranded

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lol. lmao.

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I ask because of the sheer volume of reblogs of the scientist turning you into an abomination post

oh yea dont mind that

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hey are you okay

yea why do you ask?

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All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

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All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love

[m3dz3r0]

All i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind a scientist turning me into an abomination only he would love