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the difference between sex and gender is that i don’t need any anal gender
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I know the rigged election into execution at the mcr show was a political statement and stuff but I was in the crowd chanting YEAHHHH KILL THOSE GUYS having the time of my life . and then they actually did 😭
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so there's this pattern that keeps happening to me and my friends. has anyone else noticed this
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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[ID: The first image is an edited tumblr post reading:
gothdrool: ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
cub2: FUCK this post and happy birthday Candace Flynn
The second image is a screenshot from Phineas and Ferb showing a calendar with July 11th marked as Candace’s birthday. End ID.]
happy birthday queen
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we DO grow old and happy. btw.
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Hiiii it’s jude faggotpussy. i got destroyed by tumblr :( reblog please to notify my old followers
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HAPPY PRIDE MOTHER FUUUUUUUCKERSSSS AAAAAAAAA 💃⛲️💃
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