m4gethecat

[m4gethecat]

one of my least favorite game naming schemes:

Game (2018)

Game: Subtitle (2021)

Game 2 (2025)

DON'T NAME YOUR THIRD FUCKING GAME IN A SERIES "GAME 2" YOU FUCKERS. THAT'S NOT WHAT 2 MEANS

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This is so fucking funny

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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bleeding and smoking are two of like the hottest things ever and it’s really unfair that you shouldn’t be doing either on the reg

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you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

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jacks u off with these 

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The more time I spend coding the less I think I can code.

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It's funny how american guys who got "73% Scandinavian" in a mail order DNA test once will be like "I have Viking blood coursing through my veins, I'm a natural-born warrior and I've got +5 poison resistance and I'm immune to frost damage", while the average Norwegian guy is just some guy named Lars who works in IT, rides a bicycle to work, and looks like this.

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Is ur egg finally cracking

not until tomorrow morning.

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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once and for all does kink belong at pride

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gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

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