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They aren't wrong

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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holding yourself accountable and tearing yourself down are two different things

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Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you

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I get it. I too would fake my death to hold him close and keep him company on his last months of life.

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House is such a fake idgafer. he sees Wilson talk to any other woman, suddenly he's interested in anything that had happened in that woman's life.

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this is literally all they do

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“What are you doing here?”

“You hoping for someone else?”

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a brief note on house md

"the c word" is the episode where you go, what insane hilson shipper directed this epic love story, and then the credits come up and it's like, oh that one yes cool got it

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Story of their lives 😭

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Why are you SO gay? Can you be normal? Can you stop having a longterm male relationship rooted in need? Why are you loving MEN???

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I thought y'all were doing the whole "two guys from an old TV show spent a lot of time in the same shot so we headcanon them as gay" thing with House MD. Like I expected to be disappointed but no, if anything the show is SIGNIFICANTLY more gay than I was led to believe. House and Wilson really are in a toxic quasi platonic quasi not relationship that hurts them both that they just cannot let go of without losing an integral part of themselves, meaning they are each the one "stable" point in each other's lives. They enable each other in incredibly fucked up ways. At first glance they seem like the stereotypical "straight laced meets bad boy" but no, one of them dates their dying patients and steals someone's spoon to run it through a cancer test to settle a bet and comes up with clever little manipulative plots to subtly torture the other one in the name of helping them and it is not House.

Also both of them just act a lot more gay than I anticipated. Like House talks a LOT about how pretty Chase is and seems to know the ins and outs of the gay scene really, really well. And Wilsons actions towards House just cannot be explained away platonically, like if that man does not desire House carnally what the actual fuck is he doing. He runs to House when he's getting divorced from his wife even though he could afford a hotel room and then House fucks with him while also trying to trick him into staying and he STILL DOESN'T LEAVE for like another couple of weeks like what kind of insane psychosexual old man yaoi is going on here.

They're both just so fucked up and such terrible people and it is so fascinating.

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one of my favorite displays of wilson and house's relationship actually comes from the juxtaposition between wilson and cameron. in s3 when cameron visits house during a detox, she sees that he's cut himself and treats it. house asks her not to bandage it, so he can pour alcohol onto it. she says he can rip the bandages off himself. in opposition we have wilson in s1 treating house during a detox when house smashes his hand. house asks him not to splint it so he can smash it against the desk and wilson doesn't. he doesn't reprimand house for harming himself or act shocked that he's harmed himself the way cameron does. he recognizes the inevitability of house harming himself and where cameron essentially says 'don't make me part of your shit' we have wilson saying 'i don't care what you do, just make me part of it.' #1 enabler wilson pull through.

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Wilson sits on the couch, watching Monster Truck Rally with House, when it hits him. It's like he has forgotten about it and now he remembers.

"I'm gay," he blurts out. He doesn’t mean to. He didn't even know it until the word leaves his tongue.

House shoves a handful of chips into his mouth.

"I'm gay," Wilson repeats, more alarmed.

House blinks. "I know," he shrugs, having the audacity to sound almost bored. "You're gay, the sky is blue. What else is new?"

"You KNEW?" Wilson yells.

"Don't get your panties into a twist." House holds out the bag of chips. Wilson swats it away.

"I didn't know." Wilson rubs his temples. This is all too much.

House cackles. "You didn't know you liked dick?"

"I have never tried dick," Wilson groans - and really? His existential crisis has just been reduced to that? He squints his eyes. "Have you tried dick?"

"Heterosexuality is boring," House just says, still munching on the chips.

A fire burns inside Wilson.

"What?" He glares at House. "Who was it?"

"Oh, Jimmy, you're too sweet when you're jealous," he coos. So he isn't telling. Asshole.

Wilson's cheeks grow hot.

"I don't like the thought," he admits. "Don't be a dick."

"You like dick," House says.

"I do," Wilson grumbles.

House looks very happy about that.

"Is this a date?" Wilson asks after a while.

"Obviously."

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cant believe they actually ended season 5 with these shots

how does a mainstream-ass show with severe sexist and homophobic issues from the 2000s manage to out-gay the progressive flagships of the 2020s

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happy pride to whatever tf these two have between them 🔥🔥🔥