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[mabeloid]

I think being autistic has made me realize how extremely hostile the environments we have designed are. And I don't mean "this environment is uniquely hostile to me because I am autistic" I mean that even normies are just existing in brutal, stagnant spaces, they have just internalized them as normal. We could have it all, we could live in such a beautiful and fascinating world, designed by humans and for humans who actually enjoy life and it's complexity and wonder. but even now it's like, seen as kinda hippy-dippy bullshit to have "excessive" indoor plants in a workspace or something

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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Bones and Meat = Dog's Treat 🐶

Chocolate Sweet = Dog's Defeat ☠️

[mabeloid]

what are we even saying anymore

[mabeloid]

meeeeee

[mabeloid]

kitten mommy is going to have to punish you if you keep maintaining an ironic detachment from your wants and needs

[mabeloid]

my columbo au where he's got a tiny head but a lot of good ideas

[mabeloid]

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

[mabeloid]

Hi we're radio head and we have zero songs about fat girls because we suuuuuuuckkkk

[mabeloid]

tutorial how to make a crop top no sew no cutting no glue *gives you 5 burgers*

[mabeloid]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[mabeloid]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like

[mabeloid]

a game that's kind of like stardew valley but set in a modern idyllically walkable city, and instead of farmcrops you grow and sell weed

[mabeloid]

i think the funniest thing ever is when a public bathroom has a code on it and it still looks like an ogre went apeshit in there and somebody tried to stop them with an improvised doodoo bomb. i know it's to punish homeless people for no reason like every other thing that makes it miserable to exist in public but they fail to account for the fact that the poopman cometh regardless.