i'm haley (some people call me mabel), i'm 26, bisexual, epileptic, and a doofus with various hobbies that i’m not particularly good at and interests some may call ‘cringe’; address me with whatever gender pronoun you like but if you’re a minor PLEASE don’t follow me
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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music
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> looks into post about how some lesbians won’t date bisexual women because a penis MAY have been in proximity to their body at some point, which is blatant biphobia, possible transphobia, and frankly just shitty
> all the replies are calling bisexual people faithless whores
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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me
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Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#two words: LARGE MARGE.#i used to RUN AND HIDE when that scene in peewee’s big adventure came on and i LOVED that movie#and the WHEELERS from return to oz….. ugh……
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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin
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2001: A Space Odyssey dir. Stanley Kubrick | 1968
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they’re just making shit up and pretending its a viral debate these days
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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat
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every farming sim NPC: the new farmer? Yeah just give him absolutely dog shit tools. Yeah just the absolute worst most rusty awful tools you can find
#‘i’m doing you a favor btw. come back to my shop when it breaks in half an hour. :-)’#AND you expect me to bring you crafting supplies for the new one???? harvested by the worst tools you could possibly make?????#your harbor freight-ass products
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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“the frogs deserve happiness more than i do” — something horrible i just said out loud
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