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Episode 63 - Women Should Be Strong and Beautiful! Rei's New Killer Move

Abbey

rei grandpa! 

Jess

PFTT

Abbey

PFFFFT

rei-grandpa don't be so much of a pervert

Jess

i'm just sitting here, shakin my damn head.

Abbey

catmom was impressed for a second

Jess

usagi really loves spanking her...

HOLY SHIT just THREW her

Abbey

USAGI NO

awww girls

Jess

omg ami

lol

Abbey

haha the holes in the screen

omg the UNITARD 

Jess

i can't even.

Abbey

that's worst than the ruffly sweatsuit

Jess

hahahaha

i don't knowwww

hahaha usagi

Abbey

flirting is okay but no flipping up skirts, rei-grandpa that is not okay (unless the other person is into it)

chibiusa wants to wear a unitard

Jess

yeah and you get their consent first

Abbey

EXACTLY

ooooh she's jealous

Jess

DON'T LITTER REI-GRANDPA

Abbey

that's not cool!

chibiusa is INTENSE

Jess

PFT WOW

hahaha yes she is

Abbey

your plans so far have kinda sucked, villain lady

haha rei

Jess

i love the meeeega 90s look of the ayakashi sisters' outfits tho

Abbey

me too

those leotards!

Jess

hahahahaha

Abbey

the heart cutout one

rei grandpa loves high fives

Jess

koan's pinstripe skin-tight top

it's so amazing

Abbey

yes

HOLY SHIT

be gentle! she's learning

Jess

omg chibiusa!!

Abbey

oh chibiusa nice leotard

Jess

yeah, yikes

Abbey

haha

Jess

don't blame you at all, chibiusa

Abbey

i'm glad usagi was warning her away

Jess

oh man yuuichirou

goddammit rei-grandpa

Abbey

that was forceful, yuichirou! good work

good work rei

Jess

yeah, for someone who is normally so timid that was pretty impressive

Abbey

awwwww

Jess

rei is PISSED

Abbey

CUTIES

Jess

CUTIESSSSSS

CUTIES SO CUTE

Abbey

rei is full of righteous fury

Jess

she is

it's WONDERFUL

Abbey

how dare you treat your loyal worker like that! 

IT IS

Jess

you know you can count on rei for righteous fury and misandry.

hahahaha usagi!!

Abbey

that's why i love her

oh ami

Jess

yeah me too :)

Abbey

oooh hot water machine

so cool

awww rei

Jess

airpot. i want one!!

this poor girl

Abbey

still picking on that one girl

Jess

aww

all of them

Abbey

beating her up :(

Jess

girls :(

Abbey

GIRLS NO

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP BOYS

Jess

FRIENDSHIP

YEAH

rei-grandpa, you are kindof gross…

damn

well then

YES THAT OUTFIT

WORK IT, KOAN

Abbey

oh no

Jess

omg REI!!

Abbey

rei

koan's outfits are rad but her plans are not

Jess

it's true

Abbey

REI

girlfriend! are you okay?

Jess

but rei being a brave badass, saving her grandpa over and over again is super awesome

omg

holy shit

Abbey

omg

Jess

holy fucking shit

omg

Abbey

what a badass

Jess

YOU'RE THE ONLY GRANDPA I HAVE

AAA

Abbey

oh no!!

not as good as catmom flip

Jess

well damn

Abbey

sorry koan

Jess

haha it's true

haha "ecchi ojiichan"

Abbey

your flips doesn't distribute accessories

hahaha

Jess

usagi...

PFT

Abbey

what a jerk 

Jess

AND SHE'S JUST FIXING HER MAKEUP

AMAZING

Abbey

koan you need to perfect your femme manners

Jess

oh goddammit tuxedo kamen :(

GO WAY

this is NOT FAIR

Abbey

his rose throwing skills have improved

let poor usagi heal

Jess

wtf becoming stronger is only gonna make you MORE graceful if anything, you jackass

shut up

don't be a dink

Abbey

he's in superdink mode these days

he needs to work on that

Jess

yeah i am unimpressed :/

Abbey

i am rooting for you dude

maybe you should wash your makeup brushes koan

Jess

yeah step it the fuck up

hahahahahahahaha!!

Abbey

stop blaming it on usagi

Jess

OH SHI--

Abbey

maybe stop piling on the makeup so hard?

Jess

REI IS PIIIIIIISSSED

GONNA AVENGE HER GRANDPA

Abbey

she is gonna FUCK YOU UP

Jess

rei is just rescuing every god damn body today

BADASS

Abbey

i know it's amazing

Jess

see.

even tuxedo kamen know

she got this.

Abbey

LET USAGI BE THOUGH TUXEDO KAMEN

new moves!!!!!

Jess

yes :(

Abbey

go rei!!!

Jess

YAS NEW POWER

Abbey

HAHA YES

FUCK THAT SHIT UP

Jess

HAHAHAHA

Abbey

awww usagi

Jess

she looks so pleased with herself

awww

fucking fuck

Abbey

asshole.

Jess

JUST

TALK

TO

HER

ABOUT

IT

Abbey

fuck

Jess

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA

Abbey

hahaha jazz dance

awww cute

Jess

haha omg chibiusa

so cute

Abbey

those three are so embarassed for them

Jess

hahahaha

whatever, they're enjoying themselves, sit the fuck down.

Abbey

yeah, no one's making you do it

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Episode 62 - The Friendship of Sailor Warriors! Good-bye Ami

Jess

chibiusa i know that feel.

Abbey

ICE CREAM IS FOR EVERYONE

Jess

she is both 200 and six, so...

AW AMI

YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH LITTLE GIRLS

Abbey

awww so cute

Jess

she would make a perfect doctor :>

Abbey

she would

awwwww ami

awww usagi

Jess

and mako is the one who knows allll about her dreams

aww usagiiii

poor ami :(

Abbey

oh rei

Jess

MAKO.

Abbey

oh catmom

chibiusa

no catmom flip?

AWWWW AMI

Jess

YAY POWER UP

Abbey

awwwwwww

Jess

that would be a lot of flipping

ten times

Abbey

but it would be so pretty!

Jess

it would!

but she would probably get dizzy

Abbey

artemis could help do flips?

Jess

THINK ABOUT CATMOM'S FEELINGS TOO ABBEY

Abbey

coordinated cat flips?

Jess

AREN'T YOU WATCHING THE EPISODE

Abbey

sorry i was thinking about flips

chibiusa hitting ami in her weak point

Jess

haha uhuh

this is the thing that hurts me the most, tho

that these girls have DREAMS

Abbey

yes!

Jess

and they kindof can't really have them. :(

it's so cruel

AMI

Abbey

ami!!!

Jess

amiiiiiii

awww

worried about her mom

Abbey

and her friends

Jess

yes :(

ami :(

Abbey

oh ami.

Jess

oh god :(

Abbey

so thoughtful

Jess

oh god oh god :(

Abbey

oh god that is a horrible dream

Jess

yes :(

so sad...

Abbey

GODDAMMIT THESE VILLAINS

ATTACKING MAKEUP STORES

ICE CREAM STORES

IS NOTHING SACRED?

Jess

they have good taste.

Abbey

NEXT TIME, IF IT'S A FANCY COCKTAIL PLACE

I'M GONNA THROW A THING

OR A SHOE STORE

Jess

aww

usagi's voice when she thought "only ten days?"

Abbey

AWWW usagi

Jess

:(

awww… usagi, you are so great

aw :(

once again, mako not really understanding the subtleties and complications of people.

mmmmm now i want ice cream...

jerks

Abbey

but not jerk ice cream

Jess

yes

Abbey

oh no

artemis!!

Jess

oh no, artemis!!

Abbey

NO

frozen artemis, poor kitty

Jess

NOT COOL, YOU DICKS

poor minako :(

she lost her partner

Abbey

mamoru, why?

Jess

:(

Abbey

let poor usagi's heart heal :(

Jess

oh, ami...

Abbey

poor ami.

oh no north pole

awwww ami.

Jess

…colder than the north pole… :(

chibiusa

don't be a dick

Abbey

JERK

CHIBIUSA

Jess

oh, chibiusa :(

Abbey

OMG

Jess

no but there is clearly a lot of hurting behind her actions

you can see that, right?

aaaa girls!!

Abbey

yeah

Jess

:(

…man of few words, that.

ami's FACE

the determination!!

Abbey

ami looks so determined

Jess

hahaha twinsies

Abbey

yup

Jess

yes!!

YES

OOOOOOO

YAY STAR HENSHIN

omg

Abbey

go ami!

Jess

prettiest attack

i miss monsters saying shit when they're defeated

Abbey

AMI 

Jess

i can't shout anything now

haha

Abbey

GIRLS

Jess

FRIENDS

Abbey

i know, right? i was just thinking that

Jess

ohhhh chibiusa...

amiiiii

Abbey

catmom!

Jess

catmom don't be a dink

aw, no preview on these

tomorrow we get to start with a rei episode :>

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Episode 61 - Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Break Up

Abbey

poor usagi, not gonna be able to touch a cute dude's butt

oh man it's the sweatsuit

Jess

IT'S SO HIDEOUS

HIS FASHION SENSE

IT'S THE WORST

Abbey

so hideous

but they're so cute

Jess

yes :)

Abbey

THEY'RE KISSING, CATMOM

let them kiss a little!

usagi deserves some kisses

Jess

aww, chibiusa...

Abbey

poor chibiusa

Jess

AGAIN REVERSING IT

Abbey

WEIRD

Jess

THAT SHE SAYS PAPA FIRST IS RELEVANT.

awww, mamoruuuu.

Abbey

such a good dad!

Jess

that he got down on her level for her

Abbey

AWWWWWW

Jess

and was so gentle

awwwww

awww the way he's holding her is sweet.

Abbey

so cute

usagi is PISSED

Jess

HAHAHA usagi. jealousy ain't cute.

HAHAHA CHIBIUSA

SUCH A FUCKSHIT

Abbey

no, he's your DAD

oh usagi

Jess

usagi!!

hahaha

i feel like

Abbey

USAGI!!!

Jess

for chibiusa

Abbey

because it's CUTE, chibi-usa

she must be so lonely, poor kid

Jess

this is, you know? appropriate. she's a little girl. that's little girl behaviour. 

yeah :(

this show is so full of lonely girls...

Abbey

and she has no one! just luna-p (is that her name?)

haha usagi hasn't introduced her boyfriend

whoops

Jess

the problem is that a lot of viewers mistake it as a mutual thing, when mamoru is always appropriate with her. :/ he just recognizes she's a little girl, and takes care of her like she's a little girl

Abbey

they both look SO WORRIED

Jess

AWWW YOU POOR FUCKIN KIDS

yeah luna-p. which is a ROBOT. so...

Abbey

yeah, it's not creepy! it's just very appropriate and caring

jerk-brother haha

Jess

she also has sailor pluto, which is mega sweet; you'll see later

yeah :)

haha

oh mannnnn

UH OH

Abbey

wonk

uh oh

poor chibiusa

Jess

chibiusa calles sailor pluto Pu-chan, like the element for plutonium. SO CUTE.

uh oh

Abbey

wonk

Jess

hypno-brella

Abbey

even catmom for a second there

dang catmom

dang

Jess

hahaha chibiusa's grin

TUNED HER FAMILY AGAINST HER

Abbey

what a brat haha

Jess

hahaha

Abbey

she's such a brat, similar to the ways usagi is a brat, haha

Jess

yay crystal tokyo~

hahaha it's true. usagi doesn't really see that tho

Abbey

i can see why they're butting heads though! they are so alike in a lot of ways

Jess

yeeeep

Abbey

GO AWAY, JERKS

GO FIX YR MAKEUP AND FUCK OFF

Jess

oh no mamoru :(

Abbey

STOP TRYING TO FUCK WITH USAGI AND HER LOVED ONES

oh no mamoru 

Jess

AND THE FIRST PERSON HE WORRIES ABOUT IS USAGI

ALSO

HE'S CALLING HER USAKO NOW

Abbey

awwwww

Jess

EEE

OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE

Abbey

i know! so cute

awww usagi.

Jess

awww :(

mamoru that is not how you solve this problem.

:(

Abbey

omg poor usagi is so confused

that is not a good solution

poor usagi

cuties you are not enough to take away the tears in my eyes

Jess

INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED CUTIES LOVE TIMING THEMSELVES INAPPROPRIATELY

Abbey

haha they really do

my reaction is more like "cuties. :("

Jess

poor usagi :(

Abbey

awww girls

Jess

minako, that is not really the kind of dude he is...

AMI.

AMI KNOWS WHAT'S UP

lol

EXAMS

Abbey

AMI

haha

awww ami! you so cute

Jess

awww, REI!!

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE

Abbey

geez i just want all these girls to be my girlfriends haha

awww this is v sweet

oh no

Jess

haha i understand

Abbey

usagi

Jess

oh, usagi :(

Abbey

omg usagi

you are breaking my heart

OH USAGI

Jess

oh god

Abbey

her face.

Jess

you can see how this is hurting him too, right?

Abbey

yeah, i can!

Jess

like omg don't make me say it again this sucks

Abbey

this is just breaking my heart for both of them

Jess

:(

*heavy sigh*

Abbey

and her face 

Jess

oh god. usagi's face...

usagi...

Abbey

OH! 

USAGI.

Jess

:'(

THE WAY HIS HEAD DARTS OVER WHEN HE HEARS HER CRY

Abbey

poor kids.

i know

Jess

you poor kids :(

Abbey

like everything about that

Jess

JUST TALK TO HER ABOUT IT

Abbey

was heartbreaking

Jess

SHE IS FUCKING SAILOR MOON

Abbey

i'm crying. 

Jess

SHE CAN FIX ANYTHING

oh god :(

Abbey

her love saved everyone

OMG

Jess

oh no… :'(

Abbey

USAGI

Jess

usagi… :(((

Abbey

THAT WAS HER FIRST THOUGHT

AND NOT ABOUT HERSELF

IT WAS "I'M SORRY MOM"

Jess

that's our usagi… :(

Abbey

YOU ARE DESTROYING ME

Jess

PLEASE SELL MY EVIL COSMETICS

Abbey

OH SHIT YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SACREDNESS OF MAKEUP

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP

IF THE GIRLS DON'T FIRST

Jess

BUT

HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS THIS, REGARDLESS

THIS SHOW

Abbey

YES

Jess

WEAPONIZED FEMININITY ON ALL SIDES

ughhhh usagiiiii

i just want to give her such a hugggg

Abbey

i wanna hug all of them

Jess

yes

but usagi the most right now :(

Abbey

yes, agreed

oh poor usagi

oh no

Jess

OH MY GOD

Abbey

oh usagi.

Jess

:(

Abbey

D:

usagi

that's right

USAGI I LOVE YOU

Jess

D:

Abbey

FUCK YEAH YOU TELL HER

GO CATMOM

CATMOM YOU SO BRAVE

SHE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

SHE DON'T NEED YOUR MAKEUP. SHE'S GOT POWERFUL TRANSFORMING MAKEUP

Jess

lol

Abbey

you're telling her about your plan

GAH

Jess

PUT ON HEAVY MAKEUP

hahahaha

Abbey

oh no

OH NO

poor catmom!

Jess

omg catmom flattened

:((((((

Abbey

OMG

Jess

NO

DON'T COME HERE

Abbey

D:

NO

Jess

NOT WHEN YOU ARE BREAKING USAGI'S HEART

THAT ISN'T FAIR

Abbey

NOT FAIR

Jess

D:

Abbey

oh usagi, you are so strong <3

omg

haha

Jess

i'm making a face like i just smelled something REALLY BAD and it's making me sad

LOL OMG WHAT EVEN

OH MY GOD

WHAT

Abbey

drawing on her EYES

good work usagi

Jess

...:(

Abbey

you two

Jess

COLD.

Abbey

the way she's standing

and her hopeful face

and his hand

Jess

yes

Abbey

and just everything about this

SHE IS NOT WEAK

Jess

A WEAK GIRL IS THE LAST FUCKING THING THAT THAT GIRL IS

Abbey

and he couldn't even look at her

Jess

yeah :(

coudln't make himself say it to her face

oh god

usagi...

Abbey

omg usagi 

Jess

*heavy sigh*

Abbey

you are so strong. stronger than anyone realizes or gives you credit for

so strong and selfless and BRAVE

Jess

haven't these two been through enough already? it just isn't fair.

Abbey

NOT FAIR

JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY

otome no policy isn't enough to make me happy right now

i'm gonna need ice cream

Jess

understood. :(

Abbey

also i am going to have to fix my makeup. :(

Jess

you are going to have one hell of a time with the last season, honey...

Abbey

awwww 

Jess

oh no ami… :(

Abbey

ami :( :(

Jess

AMI EPISODE THO. MEANS I GET A LOT OF MAKO. (have you noticed how they are usually shown on screen together in group shots even, yet? like when all of the girls are together, ami and mako are usually shown next to each other)

:D

abbey needs to fuck up the black moon clan because they messed up her eyeliner

hehe

Abbey

yeah exactly

AND my mascara

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Episode 60 - An Angel? A Devil? Mysterious Girl from the Sky

Abbey

let's meet chibiusa! 

haha usagi darting around the blasts

COME ON GIVE US A BETTER OPENING ALREADY

Jess

usagi is DIS. PLEASED.

Abbey

uh oh 

don't kill usagi

that is quite the spacecraft

bet it's hard to park

AWWWW DATE

Jess

we won't get a new op for another 11 eps :(

Abbey

awww poo

so cute! 

Jess

cute date~

Abbey

so cute i'm gonna puke

PFFFTT

Jess

PFG

PFT

Abbey

haha

Jess

PFFTTTTTT

Abbey

poor usagi

Jess

DON'T KISS YOUR DAUGHTER ON THE MOUTH LIKE THAT.

PFT THAT LOOK.

Abbey

she's PISSED

oh shit 

Jess

…and then you will cease to exist?

Abbey

exactly

PFFFFTT

Jess

hahahahahahaha

Abbey

poor usagi

awwww usagi

Jess

goddamn

Abbey

holy shit

awwww 

JERKBROTHER!

Jess

…because a person would defo name their kid the same name as their sibling's kid.

Abbey

exactly

doesn't seem weird to anyone?

Jess

see this is what i meant ages ago

Abbey

good work brainwashing everyone, chibiusa

Jess

when i was telling you that this family ain't shit

hahaha uhuh

Abbey

or changing their memories or whatever

Jess

CATMOM

Abbey

i like how catmom's talking to her through the door

GAH CREEPY

Jess

hahahaha

i feel for usagi.

Abbey

PRIVACY, CHIBIUSA

Jess

as much as i love chibiusa,

i feel for her.

Abbey

usagi? 

Jess

yeah.

hahahaha chibiusa

you fucking fuckshit

Abbey

yeah, this is a lot to take in at once?

what a fuckshit! 

Jess

PFFTTTTTT

Abbey

PFFFFFFT

what a BRAT haha

poor catmom!!

Jess

usagi is gonna pop a fuckin artery.

Abbey

gonna fucking get high blood pressure

Jess

poor girl

Abbey

sorcerer wiseman? that is a hilariously bad/great name

Jess

hahahahaha

Abbey

YES CUTIES

Jess

CUTIES

SO CUTE CUTIES

Abbey

LOVE EM

no one is weirded out by the floating cat-head?

REI.

Jess

REI!!

Abbey

REI!!!

WHAT A JERK

ahaha

aww yeah rei-grandpa

Jess

milk is pretty good in matcha tho

Abbey

you started it, rei

Jess

hahaha uhuh

Abbey

studying?

Jess

hahaha yuuuuup

Abbey

everyone is like "..... *bird chirp*

Jess

ami got a one track mind

pft the way rei is waving him away

Abbey

yeah

she is so cold, haha

Jess

hahaha

oh god

USAGI

Abbey

USAGI SHARING IS CARING

Jess

THERE IS ONE PER PERSON

Abbey

aw shit

chibiusa drugging people is WRONG

Jess

USAGI

LOL

LOOOOL

Abbey

too busy stuffing her face

Jess

OH GOD

Abbey

USAGI 

Jess

USAGI

Abbey

is that a proper punishment for drugging people? 

Jess

well.

in usagi's defense,

everyone is always slapping her

Abbey

true

Jess

so it's not like she's had good punishments modeled for her

Abbey

awwww usagi

Jess

lol rei's manga

Abbey

aww chibiusa

mama is coming to help her!

Jess

weird that she said "papa, mama…" and the subs said "mom, dad..."

Abbey

yeah, weird

Jess

reversed the order, even though in chibiusa's case it is actually significant...

Abbey

that's a new one

Jess

goddamn usagi

that was pretty badass

Abbey

that was impressive!

Jess

yay~ the return of tuxedo kamen

Abbey

YAY

Jess

more red rose throwing, more thing saying

Abbey

usagi looks SO PUMPED

Jess

haha she does

Abbey

AWWW YES THERE'S MY BOYFRIEND

THROWING A ROSE AND SAYING A THING

THANKS BOYFRIEND

Jess

I'M GONNA TOUCH HIS BUTT AFTER

Abbey

HAHAHA

and she gets to touch his butt ALL THE TIME NOW

WONK

Jess

lol if only it were so easy...

YAY GOOD DADS

Abbey

he is really good with kids

in a completely appropriate way

Jess

he is. it's sooo refreshing.

aww, chibiusa...

Abbey

aww 

HAHAHA 

Jess

AWFULLY PRETENTIOUS MAN

Abbey

i can appreciate a villain that wants to make sure her makeup is flawless

Jess

YOU FUCKED UP HER EYELINER

Abbey

someone fucks with my liner, i'm gonna end them

Jess

NOW SHE'S REALLY PISSED

aww, poor catmom

i REALLY LOVE

Abbey

you smudge my red lipstick, I'M GONNA FIX IT WITH YOUR BLOOD

that is so cute

Jess

that usagi and chibiusa sleep in the same position

Abbey

yeah!

Jess

it is a really nice little detail.

if you pay attention

each sailor senshi has a typical sleeping position

hahaha

the shit on this show is really detailed and dense, even when it is just being fluffy.

i love that about it.

that they think about things like that.

Abbey

AMAZING

Jess

like you never see usagi sleeping flat on her stomach? that's minako's position

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Episode 59 - True Love Awakens: The Makai Tree's Secret

Abbey

oh no doom tree

doom tree is ANGRY

Jess

doom tree wants to know the magic of friendship.

Abbey

doom tree is angry bc they want friends but don't know how to get them

Jess

doom tree is a fedora brony.

Abbey

HAHAHA

Jess

can we please be done with this generic-ass opening

Abbey

i'm having the urge to take a picture of the doom tree and draw a fedora on it

Jess

DO IT

Abbey

hello evening plans haha

Jess

reiiiiiii

Abbey

damn rei

you're so badass

she was so gentle about that! 

Jess

she's AMAZING

i know!!

Abbey

i love that!!

Jess

it was really lovely

Abbey

run run run!

doom tree that's not how you make friends!

spraying your friends with acid is generally frowned upon

Jess

ahh doom tree pussy pods!

Abbey

HAHAHA 

Jess

NOT ALL THE ALIEN PROPS ARE DICKS.

Abbey

NO CATMOM

i'm glad there's some diversity!

Jess

quick get usagi and mamoru on that elevator

it'll close quick

Abbey

HAHA

Jess

NICE KICK MAKO

Abbey

awwwww

Jess

still calling her odango atama

Abbey

he's real committed to calling her that

hahaha

Jess

hahaha

Abbey

AWWWWW

Jess

EIRU YOU DICK

Abbey

BOOOO 

she's not YOUR miss usagi

she's HER OWN miss usagi

Jess

USAGI BELONGS TO HERSELF

Abbey

GET A THERAPIST

Jess

fuckin jealous ass aliens

the thirst is real with these two

Abbey

YOUR POOR DOOM TREE

HAVING TO SEE IT'S PARENTS FIGHT

no wonder it's acting out!

poor doom tree

Jess

aw, usagi :(

Abbey

oh usagi :( 

assholes.

NOOOOO my girls :( :(

my kitties!

GO USAGI

YEAH KICK THEIR ASSES

Jess

YAYAYAYAYAY USAGI

Abbey

took you long enough to work it out, dummies

Jess

…i just realized. the doom tree is a squirter.

YEAH YOU DIPSHITS

Abbey

PFFFFFFFFFFFT

good work. 

Jess

hahaha thanks

Abbey

you were attacking her friends!!

she never claimed to love you!!

she tried to be your friend!

Jess

FRIENDZONED BY A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION

Abbey

awww mamoru 

needs to be saved by usagi

Jess

awww, you two :'(

the way she's holding his head

Abbey

oh no

Jess

goddamn an

Abbey

and she won't let go of him

Jess

GIRLS

Abbey

NO

AWWW USAGI

Jess

UGH WHY ARE YOU THE SWEETEST.

Abbey

this is so lovely

all the times you rescued him

Jess

USAGI'S LOVE.

IT IS MAGIC

Abbey

it really is

aww her TEARS

Jess

yeah. which number farrr more than him saving you.

Abbey

awww catmom's bandage :(

yay cuties!

Jess

INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED CUTIES

Abbey

yeah!!

hahaha

Jess

lol mako said more like "shit" not "shoot."

Abbey

so brave 

Jess

OMG USAGI

Abbey

usagi

Jess

what i love,

is that you know she means that about EVERYONE THERE.

Abbey

EXACTLY

Jess

omg mamoru!!

Abbey

omg

oh no

Jess

mamoru, you are an alright dude.

Abbey

he reallly is

Jess

you can survive the SCUM.

YOU'RE JUST GETTING THAT NOW

MAKOOOOOO

MAKO MAKO MAKO

yay

Abbey

good rose and thing throwing skills

thing saying

blurgh

Jess

man, an is going the fuck OFF

oh shit doom tree

Abbey

doom tree is so angry

Jess

IT'S SICK OF THEIR SHIT

omg an!

Abbey

STOP IT MOM AND DAD I DON'T WANT TO LIIVE WITH EITHER OF YOU

WHOA

Jess

jesus christ, that was some voice acting on that wail.

yay doom tree

also, it does not escape me that the doom tree has a lady's voice

Abbey

AWESOME

Jess

an older lady's voice.

Abbey

a matriarch's voice! 

Jess

yes!!

awww, doom tree :(

Abbey

poor doom tree :(

awwww doom tree!

awwww!!!

Jess

SO POWERFUL

Abbey

her power is love!

Jess

YES!! AND IT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POWER<3

CLEANSING!!

SO LOVELYYYYYY

i love thissssss

Abbey

so sweet

awwww!!!!

Jess

:')

YOU TWO

ARE SO LOVELY.

Abbey

SO CUTE

Jess

AAA

Abbey

YAY!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jess

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Abbey

haha still calling her dumpling head

Jess

AWWW USAGI

Abbey

AWWW

Jess

AWW YOU TWO 

Abbey

so awesome

Jess

HEHEHE<3

Abbey

BABY DOOM TREE!!!

Jess

SHE WAS BROUGHT BACK BY THE POWER OF LOVE

Abbey

awww!!

Jess

awwww

usagi's glad

that's so sweet.

Abbey

mamoru's pleated pants! 

Jess

awww she wants them to be happy

HEHEHE

Abbey

ahhahah

Jess

GIRLS

HAHAHAHA

Abbey

girls!!

Jess

so great.

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 58 - Disconnecting Love: The Raging Makai Tree

Abbey

awww bunny bag

haha that was cute

Jess

usagi, PLEASE.

i can't take this.

Abbey

her outfit!!

Jess

HEHEEE

USAGI

ALL THE BOYS SHOULD BE ASKING YOU OUT, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!

AS WELL AS ALL THE GIRLS

ESPECIALLY REI

HAHAHA USAGI

talking with her mouth full

she's soooo happy

oh no

MOOD RUINED

Abbey

SEEK

COUNSELLING

Jess

i just choked

Abbey

yeah?

Jess

naw homies it's just sakura season lol

Abbey

hahaha

Jess

haha yeah. you right tho!

Abbey

yeah, maybe you two should reexamine yr fucked up relationship

Jess

hahaha usagi so pleased with herself

Abbey

awwwww cute

Jess

so cute

Abbey

AWWWW

Jess

adorable that umino and naru are there

Abbey

it really is

Jess

WTF CARDIAN

Abbey

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE CARDIANS SO CREEPY

Jess

because they're monsters?

Abbey

oh no killer cherry blossom petals

but they're way creepier than the youma

Jess

oh no naru

Abbey

poor naru

YEAH BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEED COUNSELLING

Jess

hahahahaha

Abbey

ALSO YOU NEED TO LEAVE EVERYWHERE FOREVER

hahaha usagi

usagi wtf 

it's weird for ANYONE

Jess

HAHAHAHA

except us.

Abbey

well yeah but that's different

we have a hive-mind

fancy coffee maker

Jess

fancy ass coffee maker

so fuckin hostile

Abbey

hahaha SEE

awww usagi

mako is having none of this shit

ami is concerned with everyone's grades

oh usagi

Jess

that's mako for you!<3

hahaha

Abbey

MANNERS

Jess

AWWWWW

THAT'S SO CUTE

AWKWARD

BUT CUTE

LOL

Abbey

SILENCE

hahaha

Jess

THAT INHALE SOUND

awww usagi

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN CUTE

STOP

(never stop)

Abbey

eiru, that's kinda sweet

Jess

yeah :)

Abbey

you are feeling FRIENDSHIP

awww 

catmom is worried

Jess

awww usagiiiii

Abbey

WHOA USAGI WHAT IS UP

PFFFFT HE IS SO PUMPED

Jess

hahaha oh my god those pajamas

Abbey

haha PJS WITH A VEST

you offered food she's totes in

Jess

oh my god cake first thing in the morning yes!!

hahaha uhuh

YOU SEE

YOU SEE GIRLS

SHE IS MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU GIVE HER CREDIT FOR

Abbey

dun dun dun dun

Jess

oh jesus

Abbey

oh fuck poor usagi

Jess

…experimenting with something terrifying

Abbey

that is a fucked up experiment

it is rude

but usagi is trying to be friends

Jess

yeah

she is trying so hard

she LIKES you

the princess of the fucking moon LIKES you

Abbey

real hard! she got up early that is big for usagi

CUTIESSSSSSS

Jess

have a little respect for that fact

CUTIESSSSSS

…WE BOTH JUST SAID CUTIES WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF Ses

Abbey

maybe yr friendship is making it grown

that is really kind of creepy 

how much we match up, haha

Jess

NOPE

Abbey

fucking up errything

Jess

it said FUCK YOU GUYS, I WANNA GO HOME

Abbey

FUCK SERIOUSLY LOOK IN THE YELLOW PAGES 

YOU NEED A THERAPIST

Jess

PFFTTTT

Abbey

that's what it said

ugh doom tree bit

Jess

gross

Abbey

GAH

Jess

SET IT ON FIRE

lol poor artemis

Abbey

haha Artemis is a baby

awww poor artemis 

PFFFT USAGI

she actually used that figure of speech correctly, good work minako

Jess

hahahaahaha

Abbey

oh usagi

Jess

…usagi.

Abbey

sweet, innocent usagi

Jess

good work makochan

Abbey

she's so awesome

Jess

uhuh<3

Abbey

oh usagi                         

lovely usagi

Jess

awww

Abbey

someone is getting flowers

damn

usagi is a tattletale hahaha

awww poor usagi

Jess

hahaha

she's worried about him

Abbey

awwwww

Jess

PFT

Abbey

IT'S FRIENDSHIP

Jess

LOL USAGI

HAHAHAHAA

Abbey

pfft USAGI

awwww 

Jess

you two have been wearing the same clothes for three days now...

Abbey

usagi got her food

Jess

usagi: FOOD!??!?!?!

YAAASSS

Abbey

that's weird and smelly why does no one notice

haha HER FACE

Jess

:S

Abbey

SHE SAW IT

Jess

shit

Abbey

DON'T GO IN THERE IT'S BAD

IT'S BAD!!!!

EAT YOUR CAKE

EAT YOUR CAKE USAGI AND IGNORE HER TRICKS

oh no!!

Jess

IT'S NOT FUN DON'T DO IT

aaa

Abbey

DAMN

DOOM TREE 

IS PISSED

Jess

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Abbey

it really is

love that mamoru calls usagi dumping btw

Jess

yeah? :)

GIRLSSSSSS

Abbey

it's cute and kinda charming, you know?

GO GIRLS

Jess

yeah, it is. hehe

he'll eventually start calling her usako instead,

Abbey

he's real committed to that nickname

Jess

which is also cute, i think.

hahaha

Abbey

that is also cute

usako = ? usagi = rabbit, right?

Jess

usagi=rabbit

usako is usa(gi) + ko (just a cutesy/girlish suffix… kinda like adding "ie" to the end of a name?)

so like rabbie i guess?

Abbey

okay

Jess

awww, two parter

Abbey

i wasn't sure about the "ko"

damn

and i gotta sleep

Jess

jerkbutt show

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 57 - After School Trouble: Usagi Is a Target

Jess

i am always super interested in the bentos on this show

also they make me so damn hungry

Abbey

mmmm food

Jess

ACK THAT FLASHING

c… cleansing?!

EVERYONE IS LATE

Abbey

poor ami!!!

Jess

OMG USAGI

LOL

Abbey

poor usagi

Jess

that was impressive

Abbey

whoa haruna

what do you have in your coffee today?

Jess

PEEN.

Abbey

HAHA 

Jess

awww, haruna. :(

Abbey

awww poor haruna

Jess

welcome to adulthood in japan, tho...

OH DAMN

…god.

HAHAHA USAGI.

Abbey

rice all over her face

Jess

so god damn charming

PFT!!

PFFTTTTT

Abbey

haha

Jess

what do they have to do with it?!

they didn't make you translate all fucked up

HAHAHA USAGI OMG

so energetic

hahaha she sure is!!

SO adorable

Abbey

you two need couples' therapy

Jess

no joke

luna's got a cold

Abbey

CATMOM IN A BAG

HAHHA

Jess

step one, bring a giant orange bag to school...

omg haruna

lol

Abbey

HARUNA WANTS THE D

Jess

HARUNA IS DTF

Abbey

she totally is

forgot about her students, too concerned about boning

hahahhahahaha given up?

Jess

you can't cut the red thread with scissors you dork

Abbey

USAGI NO

Jess

hahaha apparently math gives mamoru a boner?

Abbey

HAHAHA

what about mamoru's say in all this?

Jess

what about it? he's just a sex object, after all.

girls are the only REAL people here.

Abbey

shut that pretty mouth and take off those pants!

Jess

yeeeeep

Abbey

no real plan, just take energy willy-nilly

NO NO FOCUS ON THAT DUDE

Jess

hahaha that's been their pattern from the start

Abbey

THE GIRL I'M CREEPILY FOLLOWING AND ALSO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE HIM, FUCK HIM UP

Jess

hahaha ROGUE CARDIAN ROGUE CARDIAN

hahaha usagi's muttering under her breath

so cute

Abbey

yeah because YOU SUCK AN

YOU REALLY SUCK

SUCK AT EVIL 

SUCK AT MATH

SUCK AT ENGLISH

Jess

usagi DOES have an abundance of energy...

Abbey

she really does

YES CUTIES

Jess

cuties!!

Abbey

I shouted out "airu!"

Jess

hehehe :D

Abbey

i love the name of her cram school

Jess

YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH AMI'S STUDIES, HOMIE

Abbey

that's just inefficient, cardian

Jess

two students

willy nilly

Abbey

just grabbing two and leaving

not even finishing the job

Jess

REI WANTS TO WATCH THE MOVIE MAKEOUTS

Abbey

haha cats are also watching the movie

cat-date

awww usagi 

Jess

dang

Abbey

your clumsiness saved yr life usagi

Jess

what is with this fuckin hyper ass oni cardian

Abbey

i mean it's not impossible it's happening RIGHT NOW eiru

YAY USAGI

Jess

UP HER NOSE!!

LOL

Abbey

FUCK HER UP

Jess

hahaha an you suck

you deserve the shitty luck

Abbey

awww yeah haruna's gonna bone

Jess

but also IT IS FUCKING DARK OUTSIDE SEND YOUR STUDENTS HOME

Abbey

YOU FORGOT

Jess

PFFT HARUNA

Abbey

YOUR STUDENTS

Jess

HARUNA'S GONNA GET HERSELF A VITAMIN D INJECTION TONIGHT

Abbey

PLANNING IT HARD JUST FUCK SHIT UP

*IS HARD

HAHAHAHA

BIRD ENERGY

Jess

AWW THOSE BEST FRIENDS

BACK TO BACK

Abbey

THEY ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP FOR FUCKING WITH THE BIRDS

AMANJU GIVES ZERO FUCKS

AWWWW

Jess

"…does this mean we won?!"

Abbey

oh usagi

this is adorable, usagi

working SO HARD

Jess

hahaha well i'm glad she's taking this so seriously. god damn cute.

awww

offering to help

PFT

Abbey

usagi finish yr questions and get the fuck out

Jess

rubbing it in

Abbey

she is NOT GOOD

Jess

yeah no joke

Abbey

usagi

just finish yr questions

Jess

MYOB USAGI

Abbey

DON'T DO IT THAT'S A BAD IDEA

Jess

what

usagi

why

no

Abbey

NOOOOOO

USAGI

WHY 

the fuck???

Jess

PFT FOILED BY YOUR OWN FUCKIN CARDIAN

Abbey

the fuck???

just runs in, cannonballs through the window

Jess

HAHAHA YEP

Abbey

the FUCK?

Jess

cardian's like FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT

YOLO

Abbey

GO HOME CARDIAN, YOU'RE DRUNK

hahahha it's just a yoloing teen

Jess

hahahahahaha

EXACTLY

Abbey

i'm laughing so hard i had to put down my tea

catmom

Jess

hahahahaha

Abbey

you mean 

it's so fucking HIGH it's gonna hurt someone

USAGI

Jess

usagi wtf

Abbey

haha

catmom how did you get up there?

Jess

cat magic

Abbey

fair enough, i accept that answer

Jess

hahaha

you accepted the cardian on speed and/or meth, so…

PFT TOO MUCH STUDY.

Abbey

catmom also does accessory giving flips

so obvs she has cat magic

Jess

obvs

Abbey

i do a dorky little dance and sing along to this music

Jess

that's what it's for!!

Abbey

good work usagi!

Jess

omg girls what is wrong with your faces

Abbey

the fuck

what the fucdk just happened

Jess

…only usagi.

Abbey

that was distrubing

i can't even type

YOU SCREW UP ALL THE TIME

HOW IS THIS A SURPRISE

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?

HOW IS THE DOOM TREE NOT DESTROYED?

SHE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, AN

IN SO MANY WAYS

Jess

PFT WTF WAS THAT AT THE END

TERRIFYING

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 56 - Steal a Kiss from Mamoru! An's Project Snow White

Abbey

awwwww catmom

Jess

catmom<3

Abbey

awwww catmom deserves kisses

Jess

lol giant nikuman

whoa already we're getting real fucked up about consent, eh an?!

Abbey

yup!

Jess

pft rei

OMG REI'S FACE

fucking immature fucks

ami's outfit!!

Abbey

REI 

hahaha

REI IS VERY CUTE

ami you so cute

Jess

you're all very cute

Abbey

hahahaha mako

Jess

LOL THERE IT IS

Abbey

BOOBS

Jess

MAKO'S TALENT

Abbey

hahaha

hahahhahaha AMI

they are all baffled

Jess

PFT AMI

Abbey

they just wanna kiss a cute boy

i don't blame 'em

HHAHAHA shoving her boobs in rei's face

Jess

LOL MAKO SHOVING REI OUT OF THE WAY WITH HER BOOBS

Abbey

poor mamoru 

awww shit why did you two interfere that is a BAD IDEA

Jess

USAGI IT'S RIGGED

pffttt

Abbey

yeah, why didn't you all check that shit first

she just pulled off the end

what a cheater

Jess

DID NO ONE NOTICE HOW SHE JUST TORE THE END OFF

Abbey

space boyfriend is jealous 

an won't even pick a cardian

that is one creepy cardian

i don't like it

Jess

ish

Abbey

PFFFTTTT that's not at all suspicious

oh it's the rolled up/ruffled sweatsuit

Jess

mamoru's all YOLO

Abbey

it returns!

Jess

so ugly

gdi an

Abbey

mamoru is striving for accuracy

Jess

LOL

Abbey

PFFT wording, an

usagi is gonna kick her ass!

Jess

amazing

Abbey

NOBODY LIKES YOU, AN

Jess

awww, ami

Abbey

but they are willing to pretend a little

HAHAHAH USAGI IS PISSED

Jess

awww

hahaha

well

Abbey

SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH A CHEATING BOYFRIEND-FLIRTER

Jess

she got between her and mamoru

Abbey

exactly!

YES CUTIES

FUCK YEAH

Jess

CUTIES FOREVER

Abbey

haha usagi

creepy!!

Jess

WHY IS THERE AN ELEPHANT

Abbey

why are they animals??

Jess

PFT AN. ice cold.

Abbey

usagi wants a pretty dress and kisses

Jess

MAKIN OUT WITH PILLOWS

ham actress is right...

Abbey

uhuh!!

Jess

CREEP ASS CARDIAN

Abbey

SO FUCKING CREEPY

Jess

JESUS CHRIST

Abbey

ASSHOLE CREEPY CLOWN

HAHAHA

IT HURTS WHEN YOU GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH HARD BALLS

Jess

omg fucking LAUNCHED naru

Abbey

HAHAHHA

Jess

hahaahhahahahaha

so pretty transformation~

Abbey

it is so lovely

i do miss singing "oooh! sailor moon!" but this is also wonderful

Jess

ALL the girls

Abbey

creepy clown is not impressed by your monologue, usagi

Jess

know who he is

Abbey

all the girls wanna touch his butt

Jess

whoa rei

badass

…and THESE CANS

Abbey

damn!!

all that... talent

oh these girls!

so badass

Jess

so wonderfulllllll

HER RED HEELS ARE MAD LIKE FIRE

YEAH AMI GAVE UP STUDYING

Abbey

damn, girlfriend, you are on fire today

you are gonna get fucked up, you messed with her studies

Jess

CLEANSING!!

Abbey

YEAH GET RID OF THAT FUCKING CREEPY CARDIAN

you did not disappoint jerkbro, haha

Jess

heart-shaped spotlight

so cute

Abbey

awww usagi you finally got a detention!

Jess

took long enough

haruna's been lenient.

Abbey

haruna is even more patient that me

and i'm damn patient

alternately she's like me and hates giving up her free time so doesn't give many detentions

Jess

hahahahaha

i think detention might be really abnormal in japan?

Abbey

really? interesting. 

Jess

don't quote me on that.

Abbey

i'm just being a sassy brat and sympathizing w haruna

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 55 - Is Seijuro the Moonlight Knight? Mako On Fire

Jess

MAKO

Abbey

MAKO

she deserves someone who's gonna treat her like a goddess

Jess

poor mako, worst luck.

hahaha WHICH IS WHY ugh can i spoil the live action for you?!

Abbey

okay!

Jess

WHICH IS WHY I LOOOVE HOW IN THE LIVE ACTION SHE ENDS UP WITH MOTOKI IT IS PERRRFECT THEY ARE SOFUCKINGCUTE TOGETHER AND HE IS SOOOOO SWEET TO HER.

it made me sooooo happyyyyyy

Abbey

AHHHH YAY

Jess

only in that version tho :(

Abbey

boooooo

Jess

yeah

hehe senpai adeiu

Abbey

that is a bigass lunch

Jess

SEE that is why i think it means that it's just about them making her feel how her senpai did

Abbey

yeah! that makes sense

Jess

awwww makoooo

Abbey

that is a v cute bag

Jess

I KNOW

I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN

OR BUY ONE

Abbey

aka dreamily talk about how they wanna touch his butt

Jess

hahaha yup

Abbey

of course you're late

omg catmom

so cute

Jess

poor catmom

Abbey

and oh no

so squashed

and no lunch for usagi

:(

Jess

awwwwwwww poor usagi

go see mako

Abbey

awwww!

Jess

OKAY

THESE TWO

Abbey

SHE SAID NO

Jess

YEAH LIKE I SAID USAGI

Abbey

AMI

Jess

HEE

AMI TEASING HER

SO CUTE

Abbey

I AM SURPRISED AT YR TEASING

Jess

BWA AMI

hahaha i take it as a sign of her getting more comfortable with her friends

which is sweet

Abbey

yeah i do too

Jess

MAKOOOO

AWWWW

Abbey

i was surprised by it, is all!

Jess

fair enough

i think it's kinda cute :D

omg mako

Abbey

oh, me too

Jess

you're fucking destroying me here

aw, these two besties

i can't

Abbey

WONK

she looks SO PLEASED

HAHA

good work

Jess

girls are confused

MAKOOOO

Abbey

oh mako

Jess

oh NO

no, honey, NO.

Abbey

mako :(

Jess

ahhh mako!!

why are you so sweet?!

Abbey

MAKO YOU SO CUTE

damn

damn ami

Jess

holy shit

Abbey

hahaha great

USAGI

Jess

USAGIIII

Abbey

awww poor usagi

Jess

bwa!!

Abbey

PFFFFFFFFFFTTT

HAHAHA

Jess

OH MY GOD MAKO

MY HEART

YOU CAN'T

Abbey

OMG

Jess

JUST STOP

Abbey

MAKO

Jess

PLEASE

AWW

SHE'S SOOOO HAPPYYYYY

OMG

MAKOOOO

Abbey

she is not the most subtle person, huh?

haha

pffffft eiru is like FOOOOOODDD

Jess

HAHAHA yeah. see. this is what i've been trying to tell you about her.

I LOVE HER.

Abbey

ME TOO

oh MAKO

natsumi is gonna start shit

Jess

she's got rough edges, but she's a shockingly vulnerable girl.

LOL LOOK AT HIM WITH THE FOOD

Abbey

eiru notices nothing but food

Jess

ohhh shiiii--

Abbey

wtf haha

CUTIES

Jess

CUTIESSSS

Abbey

YESSSSSS

again usagi?

Jess

can't stop won't stop

Abbey

awww usagi

Jess

oh my god

Abbey

THOSE TWO

SERIOUSLY EIRU AND AN YOU GOT SOME ISSUES

Jess

no joke

siscon...

Abbey

they need a space therapist

Jess

LOL

Abbey

PFFFT AGAIN

Jess

hahaha mako

Abbey

omg usagi

Jess

hahaha aw poor ami, can't shield herself from the rice

Abbey

you're spraying poor ami

eat, THEN talk

USAGI

Jess

what. even.

that girl.

Abbey

makooooooooooooooooo

you are lovely

AW SHIT

Jess

SO lovely.

Abbey

AN

Jess

so non judgemental

MAKO

Abbey

STOP

Jess

OH MY GOD HER BENTO

Abbey

CRUSHING

Jess

NO

Abbey

HER

BENTO

Jess

STOP IT YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE

Abbey

KICK

HER

ASS

fucking stop blaming mako

for your jerk ass cheating boyfriend

she has no idea!!

yr boyfriend is a cheating jerkass. maybe you should ditch him?

Jess

MAKO'S BENTO IS THE FUCKING WORDLY INCARNATION OF HER LOVE. FEEDING PEOPLE IS HOW SHE CARES FOR THEM AND YOU LITERALLY STOMPED ON IT. YOU DICK.

Abbey

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GIRL AN

Jess

wow, that cardian is so metal.

Abbey

such metal

Jess

THAT'S RIGHT, MAKO

Abbey

AWWW YEAH GO MAKO

Jess

YOU FUCKIN SHOW HER

GIVE HER WHAT SHE DESERVES

WTF WHY IS IT RINSING

Abbey

hahaha balls

Jess

her name must be a pun on haircare or hair products or something

so like

why

no

MAKO

YOU ARE SO AMAZING UNGH

Abbey

SO FABULOUS

fuck yes

ED: and Mako gets a Kanada Dragon of her very own...

Jess

FUCK

YEAH

MA

KO

AWWWW YISSSSSS

yay minako's here too!

and rei~

SETTING USAGI ON FIRE AGAIN

Abbey

you burned yr gf!

Jess

OMG BURNED AMI SO CUTE

Abbey

oh sailor moon!

Jess

CLEANSING!!

hahaha how exactly do you plan on doing that mako

omg grosssss

Abbey

OMG TERRIFYING

and i repeat

those two have some ISSUES

they got fucking SUBSCRIPTIONS

Jess

you right deaux

i'd be angrier if manga usagi/mamoru didn't exist haha

because holy shit way to model unhealthy as fuck relationships

ED: Minako, tho...

Abbey

i bet!

uh huh

Jess

you two already had your first kiss, dinguses.

Abbey

when usagi drank all that "juice" in the martini glasses

Jess

yeah

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 54 - The School Festival is for Me: Queen Rei's Song

Jess

okay, six more episodes including this one of made up nonsense

not bad.

Abbey

yay!

Jess

YES

mako knows how to sell this shit

Abbey

good work mako

haha this is when rei got two of them to do her job, right?

Jess

as you can see.

Abbey

oh, rei

Jess

reichan thinks they need TWO OF THEM just to do what SHE did!!

Abbey

she is very confident

Jess

it's sooo great

Abbey

rei is the boss haha

she's not bossy, she's the boss

all the girl got crushes

Jess

she's not bossy, she's the boss

Abbey

omg

Jess

HOW COULD THEY NOT

Abbey

hahaha

Jess

REISAMA TALKED TO ME

Abbey

haha

Jess

hahaha I BROUGHT THEM!!

Abbey

awww she brought the kitties to help

HAHAHA

Jess

haha poor catmom

Abbey

HOLY SHIT DON'T THROW THEM USAGI

NOT OKAY

KITTIES AREN'T FOR THROWING

pfffft

rei, demanding much?

Jess

pft

goddamn rei

PFT

Abbey

gave up on babies, evil duo?

Jess

no trouble at allllll

REICHAN CAN DO AAAANYTHING

Abbey

sure rei, i believe you

Jess

it's okay rei, they are your FRIENDS

you can tell them

Abbey

except being modest

she can't do that

Jess

hahahahaha

truuuuuue

Abbey

yeah, it's a girls school!

hahaha rei-grandpa

oh usagi

Jess

WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD?! - usagi

Abbey

FOOD NAO - usagi

was that a love tester or something?

Jess

hahaha that was so delightful

Abbey

it really was!

Jess

yeah compatibility

Abbey

girls, what are you doing?

shut up and look good, man

that's your job

no talking

haha

Jess

men should be seen and not heard.

Abbey

YEAH

<3 MISANDRY <3

haha rei is queen

Jess

are you really surprised?

Abbey

no, i'm not

JERK CATMOM

Jess

YOU ALREADY DID

Abbey

PFFFFT nice outfits

hahaha

Jess

OH MY GODDDD

Abbey

it looks like penis outfits

like a couple of wangs

Jess

it's SQUID abbey

YAY CUTIES

Abbey

YES CUTIES

Jess

cutie life

Abbey

i dunno i guess i'm just a big ole pervert

oh rei

Jess

haha well obvy

hahahaa ami!!

Abbey

haha usagi is nervous for rei, how cute

Jess

eruuuuuuuuu

Abbey

omg that dress so cute

Jess

you look so pretty~

she's speaking in third person this is so hilarious

Abbey

i know!!

Jess

OKAY SEE,

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SONG ABOUT USAGI.

Abbey

YEAH

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

Jess

TELL ME THEY ARE NOT FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS. I DARE YOU.

Abbey

eiru, why you making music, this is rei's concert

she's the queen

Jess

screamy siren is screamy

pffft rei grandpa

Abbey

oh grandpa

Jess

GOOD WORK GIRLS

Abbey

oh rei is gonna kick your ass, cardian

you fucked up her concert

Jess

YAY IT'S GORGEOUS TRANSFORMATION TIME

Abbey

YAY

Jess

all the girls!!

Abbey

go girls!

YEAH TRANSFORM WITH MAKEUP

WEAPONIZED FEMININITY

FUCK YEAH

Jess

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Abbey

i love the poses

Jess

me too :)

Abbey

stop stealing rei's energy! she needs that to be the queen of the school!

Jess

queen of the damn universe, you mean

DAMN

SHITFUCK

Abbey

yeah!

UH OH

Jess

princess bubblegum gonna getcha

Abbey

HAHA

Jess

GOGOGO GO GO REICHAN

Abbey

princess bubblegum, you've CHANGED

pffft it's REI

Jess

PFT

Abbey

if she puts her mind to it she's gonna fight

Jess

oh man she is PISSED

Abbey

SO PISSED

YOU FUCKED UP, SIREN

Jess

GOOD WORK REI

Abbey

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GIRL

Jess

YOU DIDN'T SET YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON FIRE THIS TIME

Abbey

good work!

oh time for a rose and a thing

Jess

oh man

Abbey

laying it on a little thick there, dude

Jess

tsukikage no knight has some SERIOUS GAME

Abbey

oh no, you messed up her music!

Jess

oh no her music!!

she worked so hard on it!!

YOU MADE REICHAN CRY!!

YOU FUCK

Abbey

oh fuck

Jess

YOU ARE IN FOR IT NOWWWW

Abbey

she's SUPER ANGRY

Jess

oh. daaaaamn.

Abbey

aw shit

Jess

the amount of time girls spend really pissed off on this show is kindof WONDERFUL.

YESSS

Abbey

that is AWESOME

Jess

NEW POWER

IS SO BADASS

OH SHIT

IT JUST SPED ON PAST IT

YAAASSSS

Abbey

i love that they get angry and it's not depicted as "lol they so unreasonable"

Jess

RIGHT! it's: they're pissed as fuck and TOTALLY RIGHT.

Abbey

CLEANSING!    

Jess

CLEANSING!!

Abbey

of course they're excellent

look at them

duh

Jess

like i'm pretty sure our wordle would include the word "pissed" in a pretty large font

EEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Abbey

haha yeah

and fuck

Jess

LOL yap

Abbey

aww girlfriends

Jess

SITTING TOGETHER

awww

Abbey

sharing a romantic evening

aww her BLUSH

Jess

awwww you twoooo

soooo cuuuuute!!

Abbey

dorks!

Jess

dorks in love

Abbey

yeah!

oh usagi

hahaha

Jess

sooo great.

AWW THE LEAD IMAGE ON THE NEXT ONE JUST SAYS "Love, it's sad."

Abbey

aw fuck

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 53 - Mamoru and Usagi's Babysitting Mayhem

Abbey

EEK BABY ENERGY

babies sleep a lot

Jess

they just keep goin younger and younger

Abbey

they can't have THAT much energy

Jess

yeah you dolts

Abbey

i dunno

i mean have you seen kindergarten students lately? they got SOOOO much energy

Jess

yeah they fucked up

Abbey

i watched them for a period while their teacher was playing piano for my kids in music

and holy shit

i holy shit

i could not do that all the time

just SO needy and so energetic

Jess

i wish i had that kind of energy

Abbey

i mean they're cute and lovely but that only goes so far

Jess

i'm like a cat.

Abbey

lovey not lovely

me too

Jess

whoa amaterasu!

that is some serious shit over there

she is kindof THE goddess

she is the sun!!

Abbey

whoa

Jess

she's like the zeus of japan

Abbey

well, if those kids are short some energy

maybe at least they're sleep through the night?

Jess

they're taking it from the women too

Abbey

they'll sleep

Jess

hahahaha

whelp

mamoru where the fuck did you come from

Abbey

WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOOH WEEE OOOH

I'M AN AMBULANCE

Jess

banana guards?

Abbey

what?

how does ami have all this medical information about this woman and her baby?

Jess

poor manami

Abbey

poor manami

Jess

haha yeah, right?! PRIVACY

Abbey

that was very firm

and dramatic!

good work jerkbutt

Jess

haha

Abbey

what babies have emotions? what's this nonsense

hahaha you're smart, ami

good choice

Jess

LOL

Abbey

pfffft!

i almost spat my wine

Jess

hahaha wtf usagi

Abbey

SUPPORT THE BABY'S HEAD, MAMORU

Jess

baby is gonna barf on you

Abbey

whatever i'm just gonna go with it

awwwwwwww

what can usagi hear the baby's thoughts?

Jess

how does this baby know japanese already

LOL

psyusagi

oh god usagi

massive fail

Abbey

haha

oh usagi

fucking things up

Jess

no that shit is WAY TOO HOT

Abbey

NO STRANGE LADY YOU FUCKED IT UP

Jess

HAHAHA USAGI

Abbey

USAGI DRINKING THE MILK

HAHAHA

NO BABIES PEE IN THEIR DIAPER

YOU NEED TO CHANGE THAT

JUST FUCKING CHECKS HIM OUT OF THE WAY

Jess

PFT

OH WOW.

Abbey

A WEE WEE

PFFFT

USAGI'S BLUSHING

Jess

YOU DIDN'T WIPE HIM UP

Abbey

EXACTLY

Jess

ha

thank god for medical sterilization.

Abbey

mamoru is good with babies

Jess

thank god.

Abbey

thank god for long term birth control

kid's gonna fall

and cry

and cry so hard

Jess

these two

Abbey

fucking bickering

haha

awwww usagi!!

Jess

aww, usagi :(

Abbey

FUCK YES CUTIES

Jess

BRGFHFH YOU SUPERDEFORMED LITTLE FUCKS

Abbey

awww catmom

sleepy catmom

awww omg she's so CUTE in that outfit

Jess

pft an

Abbey

ugh fuck off an

PFFFFFFTTTT

Jess

oh god poor usagi

hahaha AMI!!

Abbey

POOR USAGI

POOR USAGI

POOR USAGI

Jess

GODDAMMIT MINAKO

Abbey

MINAKO

Jess

maaaa kooooo,

Abbey

MAKO

awww usagi

Jess

heeee

mamoru is a pretty doting caretaker.

oh god an

fuck off

Abbey

he is

an wtf

go away

go away

YEAH I DON'T LIKE HER EITHER

YES PEE ON HER

PEE ON HER

SHE IS CREEPY

Jess

LOL YES

WOW

THAT WAS QUITE A STREAM

Abbey

hahahhahaha

good work, baby

you are a good baby

Jess

PFT

Abbey

seriously

Jess

WHAT'S WRONG NATSUMISAN

Abbey

put a diaper on that kid

Jess

AND WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE PISS

good work, baby

Abbey

good work baby

way to master walking like zero seconds

Jess

lol

Abbey

hahahaha baby loves tissues

Jess

makin a fuckin mess was IMPORTANT

Abbey

awww you fucking cuties

Jess

AWWW

Abbey

awwwww

AMI AMI

Jess

hehe ami

Abbey

YOU INTERRUPTED THEIR CUTENESS

good friends nursery school

that's cute

go rei!!

ack stealing babies

baby eggs

YES TRANSFORMATION IS SO PRETTY

Jess

GO

GET IT

GET IT

GET IT, USAGI

GOGOGOGOGO

YESSS

Abbey

a rose and a thing said

there are many things better than babies

like puppies

Jess

future doctor ami is PISSED

Abbey

and kittens

Jess

yay new power

Abbey

and wine

Jess

and naps

Abbey

YAY

Jess

and food

Abbey

and more naps

and video games

and sleeping more and more because no one is waking you up

Jess

haha yes

Abbey

and more wine

Jess

and tumblr

CLEANSING!!

Abbey

yes

just so many things

omg you cute fuckers

Jess

this kid is a fucking genius

Abbey

being cute

Jess

I KNOWWWW

SO CUTE

Abbey

damn

Jess

YOU TWOOOO

Abbey

yeah

Jess

GO TOUCH EACH OTHER'S BUTTS, FFS

Abbey

YEAH DO IT

Jess

reichan episode

hehehe

Abbey

omg rei look so cute

Jess

always

it's weird for her to sing, though?

because being an idol is minako's dream.

oh man i just made myself cry tho

i was like "ami wants to be a doctor, minako wants to be an idol, rei wants to be EVERYTHING, and mako just wants to… have… a family… oh god. :'("

ahahahahaha those assholes

that girl breaks my god damn heart every fuckin day.

i love her so much.

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 52 - The Targeted Kindergarteners: Venus to the Rescue

Abbey

aww minako helping the kidlets

Jess

i can't blame usagi

i would feel insecure around minako, too!

 Abbey

yeah, me too

 Jess

SOOOO MANY WEIRD STUFFED ANIMALS

 Abbey

oh, the joys of having successful/awesome friends. sometimes you feel insecure!

awww poor artemis

 Jess

yep

 Abbey

WONK 

 Jess

WHOOPS

hahahahaha

 Abbey

i know those feels, usagi

awww minako

oh no artemis

poor kitty                                                                      

always getting squished

3 times in 2 eps!

HEY JERK KID

 Jess

BULLIES

 Abbey

FUCK OFF

Jess

DON'T BULLY GIRLS

JERKS

 Abbey

STOP BEING ASSHOLES

 Jess

MINAKO GONNA SET YOU STRAIGHT

 Abbey

awwww

 Jess

aww, poor little girl

AWWW

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

 Abbey

GOOD WORK LITTLE GIRL

 Jess

LITTLE GIRL SO TOUGH

HEEEE

LITTLE GIRL

HEEEEEE

 Abbey

whatever crocodile tears

 Jess

wow minako

dang

 Abbey

haha

hahaha matching pair

 Jess

uhuh :)

 Abbey

haha minako

 Jess

hahaha so great

OKAY ARTEMIS

 Abbey

awwww usagi

 Jess

she is trying really hard

 Abbey

getting shamed

Jess

hahaha www poor usagi

 Abbey

not only getting public shamed

getting creeped on

poor usagi

are they ever

 Jess

indeed

 Abbey

that's just shittery, dude

oh fuck loading but i might be okay

it's going ok for now

stupid shitass internet

 Jess

LITTLE GIRL

Abbey

AWWW YEAH YOU TELL HER LITTLE GIRL

TELL THEM

KICK THEIR ASSES, MINAKO

 Jess

fuckin brats

 Abbey

KICK THEM JERKASSES

TEACH EM A LESSON

 Jess

oh god she is so cute i can't stand it

 Abbey

awww that meow

that meow!!!!

 Jess

i know!!

 Abbey

artemis. that was too cute

 Jess

awwwww poor minako

 Abbey

WONK

 Jess

wonk

 Abbey

POOR MINAKO

awwwwwwwwww

Jess

she shoulda asked about sailor v

awww little girl

well that's… a weird thing to say.

 Abbey

yeah she does

 Jess

hahaha minako

pft

 Abbey

leave those kids alone!

except for the jerks

 Jess

yeah, they're just little kids!

 Abbey

you can have them

 Jess

yeah, those ones are dicks

we don't want em

Abbey

jerks must have lots of energy. jerk energy

hahah yeah

 Jess

BOYS *SAD TROMBONE NOISE*

 Abbey

bet their teachers will thank you

HAHA YEAH

SHUT UP KIDS THE BUS DRIVER IS TRYING TO DRIVE

GEEZ

DID NO ONE TEACH YOU BUS SAFETY

 Jess

loud ass fuckers

also where is the adult/teacher?!

 Abbey

yeah

that is so unsafe

 Jess

sdjgposjdgsdfg CUTIES

 Abbey

there's usually like a bus supervisor isn't there?

 Jess

these eyecatches are gonna be the end of me.

 Abbey

i dunno i didn't bus to school

 Jess

not in 1993 i guess!

 Abbey

oh ami's using her catmom compy

Jess

hahahaha usagi!!

 Abbey

oh usagi

good work

rei's pissed, usagi is reading her manga 

 Jess

hahahaha

FUCKIN BOYS

 Abbey

JERKS

WHAT ASSHOLES

 Jess

little fuck asses

Abbey

WHAT THE FUCK CHILDREN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR OFF TIME

THAT YOU KNOW THOSE WORDS

YEAH

TELL THOSE ASSHOLES

"i'm not gonna be on the bus because i hate you all. i'm getting drunk with the other teachers!"

 Jess

hahaha indeeeeed

Abbey

"bye! time to go get my drink on!" 

sweet AND stylish

we got two adjectives

cute

 Jess

usagi has big dreams

 Abbey

yeah

Jess

hahaha singing moonlight densetsu

 Abbey

awww they're singing the theme

they are HORRIBLE singers haha

 Jess

i love all of the horrible singers on this show

 Abbey

me too

Jess

be careful

don't hit jesus!!

 Abbey

oh look it's that slacker cardian that was hanging out at the doom tree instead of getting energy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WONK

 Jess

transformation so prettay!!

 Abbey

SO PRETTY

 Jess

THOSE WINGS

Abbey

yeah!

NO, ARTEMIS

poor kitty

minako looks SO FIERCE

 Jess

those poor kids...

BECAUSE SHE IS

 Abbey

i know

 Jess

YOU FUCKED WITH HER FRIEND

artemis has been with her for a long time

 Abbey

YEAH YOU DISBELIEVING JERKS

 Jess

good work minako

Abbey

yeah

they're so excited

 Jess

GOOD CHEERLEADING

YOU ARE RIGHT

 Abbey

good work

your rose throwing and thing saying skills are improving!

you must be practicing

Jess

GODDAMN MINAKO

I SAID GODDAMN GODDAMN

 Abbey

SHE MADE HER OWN WIND MACHINE

 Jess

YUSSSSS

 Abbey

TYRA WOULD BE PROUD

Jess

NEW POWER

MAN

EVERYONE IS SO BADASS

I CAN BARELY HANDLE IT

the fuck was bus driver doing all this time

 Abbey

shitting himself?

 Jess

lol

 Abbey

that's me, going for the poo jokes

 Jess

ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

THAT KID JUST PISSED ON AN

 Abbey

HAHA the baby peed on an

 Jess

amaaaaazing

hahaha i love how that's the takeaway from the preview for BOTH OF US.

 Abbey

i know

 Jess

cuz we puerile as fuck

 Abbey

we try and pretend we're classy

but really, give us poo and boob jokes

as long as there's some legit feels along with them

 Jess

hahahahaha

also stupid sex jokes, too.

we LOOOOVE those.

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 51 - A New Transformation: Usagi's Power-Up

Abbey

oh no usagi

oh shit, she’s hot? - ed

Jess

OMG SO PRETTY

 Abbey

so pretty!

 Jess

hahaha usagi

Abbey

usagi is PUMPED

 Jess

you are so goddamn cute

aww, minako

aww, umino.. so excited...

 Abbey

nice job umino

aww poor umino

 Jess

hahaha kindof cute

 Abbey

awww naru

you so cute

HAHAHA

 Jess

BWA

HAHAHAHAHA

 Abbey

GOOD WORK

THE MISANDRY IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

 Jess

UHUH <3

Abbey

FOOOOOD

 Jess

ugh so much cute food

 Abbey

USAGI LOVE FOOD

 Jess

awwwww usagiiii

 Abbey

aww usagi

 Jess

of course it does

mako made it

:D

 Abbey

awwww like when they met!!!!!

 Jess

awwwwwwwwwwww naruuuuu

 Abbey

NARU

hahhaa USAGI STOP

Jess

usagi eating EVERYONE'S FOOD

 Abbey

eating everyone's lunch

AHAHAHA AN

 Jess

hahaha whoops

LOL

 Abbey

that's not at all weird

hahaha

oh REI

USAGI

 Jess

LOL USAGI

 Abbey

haha

 Jess

OMG

OMGGGG

THAT'S JAPANESE MAYO

 Abbey

JERKS HAHA

Jess

IT HAS FUCKING WASABI IN IT

HAHAHAHAHA USAGI!!

 Abbey

the "soul"

i lost my shit

 Jess

haaaaaaa

 Abbey

i almost spat my wine

 Jess

awww poor haruna

 Abbey

awww yeah more food

eiru that's creepy

 Jess

ALL THE FOOD

 Abbey

she doesn't want you

 Jess

so creepy

uhuh

 Abbey

yeah sure

 Jess

sure

 Abbey

sure

oh the 90s clothes

 Jess

love it

Abbey

that spin around the tree was pretty great

Jess

it was

showwwww

 Abbey

an, you show off

 Jess

you are so pretty i sometimes can't even believe you are cell animation

haha uhuh

aw, umino

AWW

OKAY THAT WAS CUTE.

 Abbey

it was

Jess

hahaha awww naru's blush!!

 Abbey

oh shit

 Jess

oh no

 Abbey

oh no

 Jess

aww haruna

haruna!!

omg

 Abbey

GAH CREEPY 

CREEPY 

CREEPY

SO CREEPY

NOOOOOOOOOO

aww shit

YES TEENSY CUTIES

 Jess

UGSKGSD SUPERDEFORMED FUCKIN CUTE ASSES

 Abbey

CREEPY EVIL TREE

YOU ARE MY LEAST FAVOURITE CARDIAN

BECAUSE YOU ARE SO CREEPY

Jess

oh no usagi...

:(

 Abbey

oh no

oh no

oh no

 Jess

eeeeek

 Abbey

USAGI

Jess

i really love the ribbon detransformation thing though

 Abbey

still so determined

me too

 Jess

oh god usagi

 Abbey

usagi!

CATMOM!

 Jess

worry about yourself!!!

CATMOM

AA

Abbey

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 Jess

how can you possibly blame her for feeling that way, though.

 Abbey

yeah

oh usagi

 Jess

awww

:'(

Abbey

awww teeny queen

 Jess

QUEEN SERENITY<3

YAY

NEW TRANSFORMATION, SO GREAT

usagi you are so powerful

UGH SO PRETTY

Abbey

oooooh pretty!

 Jess

this is the one that you showed me

that that person did with all the people in black bodysuits?

 Abbey

oh yeah!!

 Jess

oh no artemis :(

 Abbey

artemis! good work

 Jess

YAAASSSSS

USAGI YAAASSSS

hahahahahahaha

Abbey

awww yeah usagi is gonna save EVERYONE

GO USAGI

AMAZING ENTRANCE

 Jess

YESSSSSS

SO INCREDIBLE

yes

 Abbey

that was a good thing to say

 Jess

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THEM

 Abbey

awww yeah new accessory

 Jess

BECAUSE YOU ARE SO POWERFUL

YAY CUTIE MOON ROD

YAYYYYY

I HAVE ONE OF THESE :D

IT PLAYS THIS MUSIC, TOO

Abbey

OH COOL

 Jess

we should play with it next time you are here hehe

CLEANSING!!

 Abbey

we should

damn right, she did!

 Jess

she did a GREAT job by herself!!

 Abbey

fuck yeah usagi!

aww her blush!

Jess

awwwwww everyone thanking her!!

 Abbey

YAY EVERYONE APPRECIATE USAGI

 Jess

oh man rei

aww ami haha

got dropped

Abbey

awwwwww poor ami and artemis

and squished!

 Jess

you two

 Abbey

awwwww

 Jess

awwwwwwwww

Abbey

usagi don't be jealous!!

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 50 - Usagi's Crisis: The Tiara Stops Working

Jess

man

you don't hear usagi upset like that often

Abbey

hee virtual reality game

 Jess

fed the fuck up

i love how the circles in their planetary symbols are all hearts.

 Abbey

that is GREAT

 Jess

oh man ikuko is pissed

lazy ass usagi

 Abbey

sleeping is great, i don't blame her

 Jess

haha me neither

Abbey

haha usagi

 Jess

usagi you are so hilarious

 Abbey

GO USAGI

Jess

that dude's beard

 Abbey

kick some gaming ass

it an impressive beard!

aww usagi

 Jess

busteeed

 Abbey

just wants to play video games and touch someone's butt

HAHAHA

 Jess

poor catmom

YEAH IT'S YOU

Abbey

go usagi!

win yr boyfriend back! restore his memories!

 Jess

i love how usagi knows who he is, and who he is to her, and she's still fighting with him like this

 Abbey

go an! 

 Jess

YEAH SHE SAID FUCK OFF

 Abbey

tell that asshole off

 Jess

SHE DON'T WANT YOU

loser

 Abbey

what a jerk

i don't think he wants that either

 Jess

hahaha

Abbey

AKWARD

poor jerkbutt. looks so awkward

 Jess

hahaha

catmom's incredulous

YAY GIRLS

YAY GIRLSSSSSS

 Abbey

GIRLS

pfft you aren't scared usagi

hahaha

jerkbro haha

 Jess

hahaha

 Abbey

yeah sure it was an accident

 Jess

oh man, usagi papa

Abbey

AWWW 

haha

 Jess

usagi is rightfully irritated

LOL SHINGO!!

 Abbey

HAHA shingo

awww sailor moon is his idol

 Jess

sailormoon really is his hero

 Abbey

still find that super charming

 Jess

me too

 Abbey

yay go usagi-papa

 Jess

aww, usagi papa is worried about usagi

lol

 Abbey

yeah, it is p great

Jess

his head peering out

LOL

DICK COMPETITION

 Abbey

ooooooh JEALOUSY 

HAHA just whip them out already you two

that's basically what you're doing

 Jess

like i'm beginning to feel this turn into kindof a sexual thing between those two haha

 Abbey

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY GEEZ

haha

 Jess

hHAHAHA USAGI

 Abbey

oh usagi

whatever an

nice faking 

Jess

rei's excited to try it out

hell ant, eh

 Abbey

ugh ANTS 

 Jess

OMG EYECATCH

 Abbey

YES TEENY CUTIES

 Jess

I CAN'T BREATHE YOU'RE SO CUTE

 Abbey

I LOVE EM

 Jess

ugh you GIRLS.

i love you so fucking much

 Abbey

SO MUCH THEY RULE

ugh ANTS SUCK

 Jess

why does this ant love pulling hair so much?!

fuckin WEIRD

 Abbey

that is typically not an ant thing to do

just saying

 Jess

hahaha

 Abbey

NO LEAVE USAGI PAPA AND BROTHER ALONE

Jess

hahaha these two

hahaha mamoru

 Abbey

haha someone's competitive

 Jess

that's kindof charming

 Abbey

it is 

 Jess

uhuh

 Abbey

it's cute

awww usagi

 Jess

haha he is having so much fun

awww usagiiiii

Abbey

HAHAHA usagi wants to makeout with all the boys

 Jess

usagi is the polyqeen

oh no

usagi papa

mamoru runs to help

 Abbey

nooo usagi-papa

 Jess

he's just a dude right now

amazing

WHATEVER SHINGO :P

 Abbey

PFFT shingo your sister kicks so much ass

 Jess

rei's so juiced hehe

it's SO CUTE

she just can't fuckin wait!!

 Abbey

she's gonna shoot SO MANY things

 Jess

hee!!

oh no, usagi papa!!

Abbey

oh no

usagipapa

 Jess

GOOD WORK MAMORU

YOU GET THAT ANT

 Abbey

good work jerkbutt! squash that ant

 Jess

AWW! HE SAVED SHINGO TOO

 Abbey

awwwww!!! 

 Jess

man

you dudes are doing great

AWWWW "HIS BELOVED CHILD"

Abbey

AWWWW USAGI-PAPA you are a good man

 Jess

usagi papa is such a great dad

yes :D

yaaaasssss

GO GO GO USAGI GO GO

 Abbey

i appreciate that there are a lot of good men on this show, not nice guys

biiiiiiig difference there

 Jess

yeah, me too. basically takeuchi naoko is the best human.

MAMORU'S STILL READY TO FIGHT

 Abbey

hell ant doesn't want to go easy on anyone

 Jess

YAY USAGI

 Abbey

go mamoru

but leave the fighting to the girls

Jess

oh man she is PISSED

you do NOT fuck with her family,

or her boyfriend

Abbey

AWWW SHIT YOU FUCKED UP, HELL ANT

YEAH

 Jess

YOU GON GET IT

 Abbey

AN, YOU FUCKED UP TOO

 Jess

fuck

 Abbey

awww shit

oh no pooe usagi

poor

Jess

SO THAT'S A THING.

 Abbey

YUP

SO

 Jess

aww usagi's like THE FU?@

 Abbey

she was so sure

 Jess

she had pretty good reason.

 Abbey

yeah

 Jess

dang moonlight knight

Abbey

you aren't a very good fighter

 Jess

YAY AMI

 Abbey

i think your rose throwing and thing saying skills are below tuxedo kamen's, too

 Jess

eh he's aight, he just got too wrapped up in posturing

 Abbey

they're GOOD

 Jess

LEAVE THE FIGHTING TO THE GIRLS

awww, usagi :(

Abbey

just not the BEST

awww usagi

 Jess

that must be devastating

 Abbey

uh huh

 Jess

NICE

GIRLS.

Abbey

GO GIRLS

KICK SOME ASS

 Jess

GOOD WORK.

CLEANSING!!

 Abbey

CLEANSING!

 Jess

pft ikuko

Abbey

awwww usagi

 Jess

aww, usagi :(

 Abbey

this is a lot for her

she is dealing with so much!

 Jess

like every god damn day.

Abbey

catmom is concerned

Jess

yeah

that is the way you do it, catmom

usagi is in distress

comfort her

Abbey

HOLY FUCK

 Jess

OMG THE BENTOS

 Abbey

THAT IS TOO MUCH CUTE

 Jess

HAHAHAHA REI

 Abbey

shit

 Jess

girrrllllllssssss

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 49 - For Whom Is the White Rose: The Moonlight Knight Appears

Abbey

ami is NOT AMUSED

Jess

ami giving them such lip

Abbey

TAKE SCHOOL MORE SERIOUSLY

falion

 Jess

fa-lion. i love it.

 Abbey

is it a girl lion w a mane? awesome 

 Jess

SHUT UP SHE'S GOT THIS

STOP THAT

 Abbey

oh dude

 Jess

SHE COULD EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST

Abbey

oh no

yeah

oh no

 Jess

MAKO

 Abbey

awww MAKO

MAKO

you are so GOOD

so GOOD

 Jess

blood type buddies <3

you know how blood type is significant to japanese ppl right?

 Abbey

yeah, you've started to mention some of that to me

 Jess

yeah it's like horoscope shit

it's funny.

funny in the interesting way

not like im laughing at anyone

 Abbey

yeah, i get it

 Jess

hahaha eiru

Abbey

oh, an is pissed that he finds the scouts pretty

they're pretty ladies!

 Jess

…you just called them scouts. :(

MAKO

 Abbey

what

sorry

 Jess

MAKOOOO

 Abbey

sorry

MAKO so thoughtful

awwww mako

MAKOOOOOOOO

Jess

yeah

usagi is also type O btw ;)

which is a nice continuity

MAKO FOREVERRRRR

so, headcanon

i think mako's "he looks just like senpai" thingactually means something

i think what she MEANS is

this person makes me FEEL just like that person did

 Abbey

AWWWWW 

 Jess

awwwwwww friendsssss

usagi...

AWWW

 Abbey

awww usagi

 Jess

FRIENDS BEING FAR MORE PRECIOUS THAN A ROMANTIC PARTNER<3

 Abbey

yeah

awww drawing pictures

Jess

omg those drawings!!!!!!!

 Abbey

YEAH MAKO

Jess

MAKO IS DIS. PLEASED.

 Abbey

KICK THEIR ASSES

oooooh usagi is PISSED

 Jess

she sings worse than usagi

 Abbey

uh huh

oh usagi

 Jess

OMG USAGI

:'(

Abbey

that's not at all creepy

but so sad!!

 Jess

BUT SAD

it’s interesting to me how endymionplays a MUCH more active role (while serenity’s is way more passive) here inusagi’s drawings. is this really how usage sees her (past) self? or is this some kind of strategy, like : 1) make drawings 2) stroke mamo’s ego 3) ??????? 4) profit - ed

 Abbey                                                              

so sad

 Jess

HE JUST LEFT

dink

 Abbey

wonk he escaped

dingus

 Jess

such a dingus

PFT

PFFFTTT

CONGRATULATIONS

 Abbey

WONK

dude

you creepy

YES CUTIES

 Jess

leave the poor girl alone

 Abbey

CUTIES

 Jess

she said no, let her go

CUTIES ILU

Abbey

she's being polite

that doesn't mean she wants you

awww usagi

that was so enthusiastic, usagi

 Jess

hahaha

 Abbey

oooooh! sailor moon! 

 Jess

ooooohhhhh! sailor moon!

 Abbey

awww she can't pose

hahaha

no time for poses

 Jess

IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF TRANSFORMING

 Abbey

oh no mako

Jess

omg mako!!

 Abbey

usagi is worried

FRIENDS

 Jess

she loves her friends

awww

OH GOD :(

 Abbey

omg

oh shit i'm crying

 Jess

i think, you know?

usagi probably shoulders the most trauma.

it can be really difficult to watch sometimes.

Abbey

she hides it a lot

 Jess

she does. and it's so heartbreaking!

 Abbey

so heartbreaking

and everyone always dismisses her

 Jess

yes. :(

 Abbey

but she's so strong and brave

 Jess

and clever

and resourceful

so that's not some weird orientalist shit in an anime.

 Abbey

oh someone is throwing a rose and saying a thing! 

yeah this is not good

Jess

why does usagi have ALL OF THE THINGS to fuck with her

 Abbey

YEAH

oh no!!

 Jess

YOU DONE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GIRL'S FRIENDS

CLEANSING!!

OMG THAT HUGGGGG

Abbey

yeah!!

awww mako

 Jess

SHE TOLD YOU ALREADY

YES

 Abbey

YEAH FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS

AND THAT'S DIFFERENT AND SPECIAL FROM LOVERS

 Jess

catmom :/

Abbey

TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

catmom help her study 

 Jess

BOTH TWO DIFFERENT IMPORTANT THINGS

yeah you can HELP

you know she has a lot on her plate!

fuck i love this song.

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 48 - For Love and for Justice: Sailor Senshi Once Again

Jess

USAGI NEEDS FRIENDS

Abbey

YEAH

BRING HER FRIENDS BACK

oh shit

usagi

 Jess

ohhh noooo...

Abbey

that's awkward

he looks SO AWKWARD

like he doesn't want to hurt her feelings

 Jess

the worst

yeah

see

he's an aight dude

 Abbey

yeah

 Jess

even when he doesn't know he loves her

 Abbey

awwww

 Jess

...urgh.

 Abbey

yeah, "jerkface" is an affectionate nickname

he's not really a jerk

Jess

i know :)

no. he is a dink.

haha

 Abbey

hahaha

 Jess

you're not wrong.

 Abbey

yeah

ARTEMIS, USAGI NEEDS HER FRIENDS

YOU WOKE HER

 Jess

YES

Abbey

WAKE THE OTHERS

 Jess

IT'S NOT FAIR

 Abbey

THEY ARE A SET

STOP SCOLDING HER

SHE'S DEALING WITH A LOT

YAY FRIENDS

FRIEEEEEENNNNNDSS

PFFFT CATMOM

LET USAGI HAVE HER BOYFRIEND

 Jess

hahahahahaha

i am happy to see usagi's confidence here.

so happy.

 Abbey

me too

yay usagi

 Jess

LOL

 Abbey

WONK

haha

 Jess

anyway

yeah

 Abbey

wow that apt is real bright

 Jess

the LEAST you could do is let her have her damn boyfriend back

Abbey

EXACTLY

she just got some massive shit dumped on her

the least she can get is some makeouts

 Jess

who the fuck is gonna throw a rose and say a thing when shedoubts herself for a moment?!

yeah!!

exaaaactly

 Abbey

and she already has feelings for him, that she knows he had for her when he had his memories

 Jess

minotaur needs a maze, tho

 Abbey

yeah

awww usagi

awwww

 Jess

yeah. that's gotta be tough :(

Abbey

MAKO MAKO MAKO

 Jess

GIRLS

AAAA

 Abbey

GIRLS

LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE

STEP OFF, JERKS

yay naru!

you're a princess, usagi, you are something! even without the royal thing

 Jess

THIS IS SO AWESOME

that naru is worried and has noted the pattern

 Abbey

yeah!!

opposite of the buffy effect

haha

OMG GIRLS

 Jess

GIRLS

 Abbey

BE FRIENDS NOW

HUGGGGGG NOW

 Jess

LOL

 Abbey

NOW HUG!

Jess

THE TV STATION IS A MAZE

HILARIOUS

YES NOW HUG FOREVER

 Abbey

it's the friend equivalent to "now kiss!"

SEE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS

 Jess

yeah :)

 Abbey

THEY ARE SUPPOSED

TO BE

 Jess

YEAH GIRLS

Abbey

FRIENDS

‘look at her, she's so cute! and she's got a kitty!' let her in

 Jess

USAGI'S FACE

 Abbey

AWWW USAGI IS SO HAPPY

 Jess

she's soooo happy to see them!!

 Abbey

it's so lovely

awwwwww

 Jess

awwwwwww

 Abbey

and she's just happy they're okay

Jess

she's glad they're doing well

yes!!

WHELP.

:(

 Abbey

LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE

FUCK

OFF

JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF

 Jess

THIS EYECATTTCHHHHHHH

 Abbey

yesssss

 Jess

oh ami

so polite

Abbey

that's our ami

i think my hair can be styled like ami's now

haha

 Jess

hahahaha

 Abbey

UGH YOU SUCK

YOOOOOOOU SUCK EIRU

GO EAT A CRATE OF RANCID DICKS

DON'T MAKE GIRLS SCREAM

UNLESS

THEY'RE INTO THOSE KINDS OF THINGS

 Jess

catmom

YEAH YOU TELL HER, USAGI

oh my god, what even is this image - ed

Abbey

YEAH

TELL HER TO GO EAT A DICK

 Jess

HEE

MAMORU

 Abbey

usagi forgets about friends

wants to touch a butt

haha

a very specific butt

 Jess

friends are strong.

 Abbey

yeah

but mamoru

he is not

Jess

OH YOU TWO

SO TOUGH

 Abbey

he gets himself kidnapped and made evil and stuff

 Jess

alllll the god damn time

 Abbey

YAY

 Jess

and among other things..

YES MAKO

Abbey

KICK THAT MONSTERS ASS

YEAH

ugh oh

 Jess

is that the same mikan idol girl from last season?!?!

NARU!!

 Abbey

OH NO

yeah go catmom!

save the girls

 Jess

MAKO

mako always carries all the girls

:)

Abbey

yeah you have to awaken them

so usagi can have her friends

FRIENDS, CATMOM

FRIENDS!!!!

 Jess

FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT

THE MOST IMPORTANT

 Abbey

oooooh! sailor moon! 

 Jess

ooooooohhhhhh! sailor moon!

Abbey

they really are the most important!

 Jess

why do they have to be awoken on a set that looks like the ruins on the moon tho :(

YEAH

YOU BULLIED GIRLS

SAILOR MOON WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

...

yeah...

back then...

that time when you died.

:(

 Abbey

:( :( :(

 Jess

alright sassmom

 Abbey

aww catmom

AWWWWWWWW

 Jess

you couldn't help it, girls.

you had no choice

 Abbey

yeah

 Jess

you did the best you could.

 Abbey

they really did

YAY

 Jess

this

makes

me so

happy

CLEANSING!!

 Abbey

YAY GIRLS

YOU FUCKED UP

HAHA

 Jess

hahaha

 Abbey

usagi is so happy

Jess

:')

 Abbey

AWWWWWWWW

YES FRIENDS

FRIENDS

 Jess

hahaha abbey

 Abbey

hahah rei

 Jess

YES

BRING MAMORU BACK

 Abbey

yay

 Jess

IT'S ONLY FAIR

Abbey

aww the bunny

it really is!

 Jess

yaaay otome no policy!!!!!

 Abbey

SHE SHOULD GET SOME MAKEOUTS

SHE DESERVES 'EM

SHE SHOULD GET TO TOUCH A BUTT

 Jess

YEAH

YOU HAVE TO REWARD HER FOR ALL HER HARD WORK

haha anyway

i was thinking

 Abbey

WITH BUTTS

AND KISSES

yeah?

 Jess

can you imagine what a wordle of this blog would look like?

 Abbey

hahahaha

 Jess

it would probably be hilarious.

 Abbey

it really would

 Jess

yeah i prolly should have told you to skip that preview lol but i hadn't checked through r yet cuz i suck

 Abbey

i didn't pay much attention to it actualy

 Jess

alright. the title for 61 is a spoiler but it looks like we're good until then

haha ok good

[maboroshiwatch]

Episode 47 - Moon Returns: The Mysterious Aliens Appear

Abbey

awww poor usagi

don't know what's going on

yeah this opening isn't as good as the last one

                                                                                                            Jess

Y I DO FUNNY HAND POSE

yeah. don't worry, next one will be better.

this one is just, uh… generic? because they didn't really know what to do haha. they were just makin shit up to buy time.

Abbey

yeah it feels real bland

Jess

sailormoon ran kindof like adventure time; nonstop for a few years.

Abbey

ohh!

it's also v 90s

Jess

not really a break between seasons, which would have been wiser.

yes!!

Abbey

oh no usagi, you're LATE

Jess

i love it

USAGIIII

 Abbey

and you dropped your toast!

 Jess

BE USAGI FOREVER PLS

YEAH

THAT'S FOOD

DON'T WASTE FOOD

 Abbey

awww kitties

 Jess

two months :(

Abbey

watching over the girls

awww

 Jess

yeah awww

 Abbey

ahahaha 

 Jess

hahaha artemis

 Abbey

awwww

 Jess

so i wanna point out so you notice

the badguys

Abbey

awwww AMI

AMI

SO SWEET

 Jess

their names are eiru and an

eiru an. eiruan. alien.

ami is such a darling.

how does haruna not notice that they are not friends any morethough?!

 Abbey

alien

 Jess

hahaha

 Abbey

heeeee now all i can think of is spring breakers

Jess

CAN'T EAT ANY MORE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER

OH OK

 Abbey

oh no poor usagi

 Jess

"huh? what? morning already?" the way she says that.so cute.

 Abbey

BOOM

ugh slimey alien pod

 Jess

SPRAAANG BREAAAAAK

 Abbey

SPRANG BREAK FOREVER

 Jess

goddammit this show loves veiny alien dicks to a level that even disturbs MY comfort.

 Abbey

i have a bad feeling about slimy alien things in general

hahahaha

GIRLS BE FRIENDS NOW

OMG

Jess

MAKO OMG

 Abbey

FRIENDS NOW

she's not scary

she's adorable!

 Jess

awwwwwww ._.

 Abbey

awww usagi

 Jess

RIGHT SHE IS THE FUCKING CCCCCUUUUUTEST

 Abbey

PFFFT USAGI

Jess

ok fuck off mamoru and your fat shaming.

 Abbey

hey it's jerkbutt!

yeah that too

 Jess

so like

this voice actor

for eiru

i love him.

a lot.

haha.

he is also the villain in the R movie lol

Abbey

that is some fluffy hair

 Jess

hahaha

this is an anime joke

about english speaking/speakers

 Abbey

haha naru

 Jess

naru says she speaks english "pera pera" (fluently)

 Abbey

AWWW SHIT 

Jess

and when she speaks "english" she just says PERA PERA PERA PERA in the generic anime accent indicating a foreigner.

 Abbey

YOU FUCKED UP

 Jess

YEAH SON

BETTER WATCH IT

JEALOUS ALIENS

Abbey

GONNA FUCK UP YR RELATIONSHIP

BE NICER TO YR ALIEN GF

 Jess

okay so this

the implication is they've been to a bunch of different planets, right?

 Abbey

yeah

 Jess

with presumably sentient beings on them

WHY ARE THERE HUMAN GENDERS REPRESENTED IN SPACE

 Abbey

FUCK THAT SHIT

 Jess

I WOULD HOPE THAT THE LIFE FORMS OF OTHER PLANETS COULD FUCKING DO BETTER

 Abbey

FUCK THE BINARY

Jess

hahaha usagi

RIGHT?!

 Abbey

yeah

this music is giving me ocarina of time type feels

just saying

 Jess

i am talking too much about weird context shit and my stupid headcanon right now instead of reacting to the episode, i am a shitty watchalonger.

oh, TOTALLY

 Abbey

nah, it's okay

i'm kinda intox

and can't spell

so you know there's that

OMG

 Jess

THIS EYECATCH THO

IT'S SO CUTE

Abbey

FUCKING TEENY GIRLS CUTE

 Jess

SUPERDEFORMED SENSHI

HNNNGGHHH

Abbey

omg also cute

everyone wants to steal the energy of things

esp humans

youma, these dudes, kyubee

 Jess

well. i mean kindof partially that's a cultural importance thing, and kindof it's better than killing people in a kid's show.

 Abbey

yeah

 Jess

why is a flower cardian a vampire?!

 Abbey

that is one buff vampire

 Jess

luna :(

Abbey

oh kitties

NARU

SHUT YR WINDOW

 Jess

i love that she's so worried about their ability to lead normal lives. like she understands what an important gift that is to these girls.

AAAAA NARU :(

Abbey

CATMOM IS PISSED

Jess

CATMOM IS GOING TO DEFEND THE NORMALCY OF HER GIRLS

 Abbey

usagi came quick

 Jess

BECAUSE USAGI IS A FUCKING AMAZING FRIEND.

 Abbey

awww usagi!!

 Jess

telling usagi to run :(

 Abbey

i know

Jess

hahaha this logic.

 Abbey

hahaha 

oh usagi

CATMOM

GO ARTEMIS

 Jess

that was pretty badass, artemis

 Abbey

it was

 Jess

oh no, usagi. :(

 Abbey

awww catmom

aww usagi

awww everyone

Jess

this had to be the HARDEST DECISION for her. :(

 Abbey

she tried really hard to protect them

 Jess

she really did.

Abbey

poor usagi

that's a lot to handle at once

 Jess

:(

my heart.

 Abbey

AWWWWW USAGI

Jess

"luna… so we can talk to each other again."

 Abbey

catmom looks so pleased

that just gave me massive feelings

 Jess

the bittersweet note to her voice.

 Abbey

YES

 Jess

IKR

 Abbey

i was literally just typing that as you said it

 Jess

ooooohhhhhh! sailor moon!

haha i believe.

 Abbey

in a different way

i sang along!

OH NO KITTY

ARTEMIS

yeah go usagi!

YOU FUCKING TELL HIM, USAGI

Jess

WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

 Abbey

YOU TELL OFF THAT MONSTER

YES

go usagi

you can do it!

 Jess

YOU CAN DO IT

LUNA!!

 Abbey

YAY CATMOM

 Jess

catmom is tough as nails!!

 Abbey

she reallly is

 Jess

CLEANSING!!

Abbey

YAY YOU SAVED EVERYONE, USAGI

 Jess

oh god :(

 Abbey

oh no, poor usagi.

Jess

"normal usagi… bye bye."

:(

SDNDFPSGHOPDFSHGOPDFIJG

OTOME NO POLICY

OTOME NO POLICY DEAUX

I LOVE THIS ED SO GOD DAMN MUCH

OHHH. I GOT TO LISTEN TO OTOME NO POLICY. I'M HAPPY.

it's so cute

and the lyricssss

 Abbey

so cute

Jess

and the animation

i love it so god damn much ugh

best ED is best.