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the look i give bro when he’s rapidly running out of reasons to stop me from carrying out a covert political assassination

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🍂 ‘When death’ll close my eyelids

And my race on earth is run,

Will you miss me when I’m gone?’ 🍂

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Sorry I meant to say when the police see Dracula do they have to arrest him

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so true

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Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

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"In space no one can hear you snack, baby!"

Messy second floor bedroom of Bob's spaceship, The Aloha Oe 🌺✨️🚀🌴

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Loved her, had to draw her ✨️

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.