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Did I disappear for forever just to come back and drool over the new predator movie? Yes. Yes I did.

I'd like to say I'm back to make more content, but I can't say for certain. Definitely gonna be reblogging a lot though.

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Ok I've nobody talk about this so I will, this is the first time we've ever HEARD the Yautja Language. Yes, we've seen it written but never spoken clearly like this.

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Bless the tiddies

Growing up with Predator thirst, I feel so validated as an adult. Just don't let the dudebros find out the only humans recognised and honoured by Yautja are all women...

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New OC ...sigh, I know.

Kia-r'ka. His name means strong-fire.

MR. PRINCE TO YOU

He is from the notorious Widow Clan that mostly consists of only female yautjas. He is also the next heir to the #PredatorKing

Fun fact: he's afraid of fire and was called fire to taunt his fear.

- He is also a Badblood Exhiled from the Throne

And here...

To throw in something fun with my Friends OC:

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Tbh... I just want to make thirst traps for yautjas I guess?

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The Trap

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PATREON // SHOP // YouTube // Instagram

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Two panel Brahms and Greta F•A•N•A•R•T 🥹

I don’t have anything to add, please enjoy✨

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Nobody asked, but I'm still alive

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!!Gang bang!! Meet the gang of punk predators!

A'gena - scarlet leader of this trinity. A cunning, selective and insidious lady. Badass bitch in its purest form💅

Varak - slimy swamp snake and a brilliant tactician. Has the largest aikyuu of the trio🐍

Gov'ther - purple brute and a fearsome giant. The main bouncer of the trinity 💪

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Hunting Party

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Want to know more about the yautja’s complicated language? Why not check out one of these pages below—my compiled list of pages on the yautja language, from translating their written language to naming.

AvPBlood’s Yautja Dictionary

Yautja Encyclopedia - Language

Annex - Yautja Languge

The AvP Guild’s Yautja Dictionary

@justbeforethedarkness’s Non-Canon Glossary

Xenopedia - Yautja Language

AVP Central’s Yautja Language Translator

Fallens_Lover94 - Yautja Language

possumpie1 - Yautja Language

AVP Amino - Yautja Language By Mama Dotty

AvP Universe - Yautja Vocabulary

PREDATOR Language By elijarman

Anglefire’s Yautja Language

Yautja Language Word Translation - aliensvspredator.board

Yautja Dictionary By @furalicious66

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This looked like fun! Honestly as far as "me" aesthetics go, pretty on point. Pinterest knows me well.

Continuing the "anyone who sees this and wants to play" tag!

Pin Tag Game

Rules: Go to Pinterest and search: "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", "aesthetic". Choose and post the first.picture in each category that appears and fits your vibe.

Tagged by the lovely @venus-haze. Thank you Battie! 🦇🖤

Tagging: anyone who sees this and wants to do it! <3

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

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"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

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If your yautja mate isn't tossing you around like a sack of potatoes, is it really love?

Yautja with a thicc s/o?

Pyode amedha = Soft meat

Jehdin = Spar

Yautja with a thicc S/O headcanons

There are many types of thick, chunky thick, curvy thick, muscle thick, etc. Regardless, your yautja still sees you as pyode amedha, soft and squishy. It’s rather cute, in its own odd human way.

The majority of yautja also tend to love bigger and thicker partners. There’s a lot to grab and claw at, and it’s just overall culturally attractive.

Personal little headcanon, but I like to believe that yautja tend to nip at their partners. Playfully, sexually, and in your case (as a human), out of curiosity. Your thicker size gives them just a little more wiggle room to comfortably do that. You may find yourself just chilling and doing your own thing, only to be growled and nipped at by your yautja mate who just wants your attention.

They’ll want to run their clawed hands up and down your body, all the while purring and with the occasional slow blinking. I feel like worshiping your partner’s body, strength, etc. is a big thing in their society when it comes down to mating and finding mates. And no, human mates are not exempt from this!

They will want to wrestle with you. Obviously human strength and bodies vary, but some thicker and large humans may be better candidates for some good old jehdin. You may be able to stand your ground against a yautja just a little bit better, which is… rather enticing to your yautja partner or suitor. 🤭

You may mention your past human mates, only to garner laughter from your current yautja mate. What do you mean they couldn’t pick you up? Pathetic! Watch them do it with ease, flexing with you on their shoulders. They’re stronger and better, far more worthy to carry the title of your mate.

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Lou-dte kalei (child maker) is a derogatory term towards yautja women 😭

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🕯 🕯 🕯

🕯 May you have the 🕯

🕯 absolute thirstiest 🕯

🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯

🕯 whatever fictional 🕯

🕯 character you’re 🕯

🕯 hyper-fixating on at 🕯

🕯 the moment 🕯

🕯 🕯 🕯

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You can't tell me this ain't canon

Vincent: how's married life?

Y/N: it's good, but bo got really drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Vincent: WHAT?

Y/N: he said 'good luck trying to return me without a receipt!'