macbeka
macbeka
MacBeka
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they/them | 26 | UK | icon by pickled0ctopus
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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you know once you make a supplementary OC for your main OC's backstory you're doomed
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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(crushing up a handful of cigarettes into the taco meat) i always do this. fantastic umami taste
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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having a crush on me is the correct decision you should absolutely have a crush on me there will be no consequences for this action
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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macbeka · 2 days ago
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macbeka · 3 days ago
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noble knight who guards you, being attacked and bitten by a werewolf and he's shifting for the first time, trying to fight off the urge to pin you down and bite and rutt and breed. You should run while he still has control over himself...and if you run then he gets to chase you down.
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macbeka · 3 days ago
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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macbeka · 6 days ago
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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macbeka · 6 days ago
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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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macbeka · 6 days ago
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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macbeka · 6 days ago
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A valley carpenter bee couple
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macbeka · 7 days ago
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reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers
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macbeka · 7 days ago
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new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done
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macbeka · 7 days ago
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Welcome to danmei! We have:
- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish
- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years
- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide
- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide
- Luo Binghe
- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil
- And more!
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