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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
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“she’s been married 24 years, so that means someone loves her as is” damnnnn. I felt that in my chest. what a lowkey, highkey assassination.
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paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]
ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

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This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.
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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
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when australians wake up in the morning we don’t say “good morning” we say “who’s the prime minister today?”
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I can’t believe Scott Morrison, who hates refugees, gays, poor Australians, and the environment is now at the top :’/
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the simplest summary I can give to everyone confused about Australia’s political climate right now is that our leading parties have been playing Wheel of Fortune with who gets to run the country since 2010
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Being an Australian Prime Minister is like being a Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts or signing up to take position as the drummer for Spinal Tap.
Sounds cool and all but we know how it ends for you.
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peter kavinsky when lara jean told him that she didn’t have to be scared because they were just pretending

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