macebuccaneer

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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i love it so much when one man is repressed and one man is a lunatic but then the lunatic is like "actually YOU'RE the freak bitch for pretending to be normal"

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light yagami from death note trying his best to kill william afton FNAF and writing down every possible alias hes ever had and finally in a rush of desperation he writes down "purple guy" and the cunt drops dead instantly

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a compilation <3

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noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

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hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

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King

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Dusts off this accocunt

ahaha,,, heyyyy been while since I’ve been back,, yeah lol!

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you know what? i can't fix them. in fact, they can make me worse. they can be the worst thing to ever happen to me.

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doing my best to beat the sleepyhead allegationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Now on with the hate.

Kill yourself.

Holy fuck.

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.

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ahaha heyyy so... Twitter may or may not be down But that’s doesn’t matter how’s everyone’s morning :)