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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Faustina's built exactly like this if you even care

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I have to justify my musical theatre degree somehow

we're all kind of thinking that the musical episode will be some sort of riff on the Strasbourg dancing plague (which would have been the Crystal City dancing plague in this universe) and it's hard to decide who should be the one who doesn't get infected. on the one hand, Colette is for all intents and purposes the main character, and her being out of sync with all the songs would make another great 'show she's autistic without being able to use the word autistic' moment. on the other hand, Eisen is so grumpy and he's got such a low tolerance for nonsense that I think he also makes a natural candidate for Guy Who Doesn't Like Musicals. also it would be a shame to not let Blythe sing because she's the one cast member who is literally a professional singer, whereas Taqi has described himself as 'very unmusical'

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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

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♡ show descriptions |

forest 404 a data analyst uncovers haunting recordings from the 21st century witchever path an dark fantasy anthology where audience choices effect the story apollyon a scientist tries to deliver a cure to save people from a deadly virus adventures in new america a political satire buddy comedy set in a futuristic new york city childish a new york college student aspires to become a famous rapper life with leoh(h) a robotics lawyer receives an illegal android programmed to love her pleasure machine a sound artist becomes an employee in a supposedly woke workplace deconstructive criticism a couple with a review podcast assess their own relationship obsidian an afrofuturistic collection of several science fiction stories

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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝

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Things you could do while listening to the Kingmaker Histories with @podcast-bookclub this weekend: design the perfect evening dress for your next high-stakes scam.

The listen party starts 3pm EST/8pm BST this Saturday, 21 June!

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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JAM 8 - “THE BLUE BLOOD CAFÉ!” - IS NOW OUT ON ALL AUDIO DRAMA FEEDS!

Bellamy has arranged Faustina’s first fan meet and greet following her exit from EKW. They’re heading to the Blue Blood Café, a Jammer cosplay venue, where Faustina’s own doppelganger is giving her the cold shoulder…

CAST INCLUDES: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @reignoftiramizu as Bellamy Pink, @bailienvspredator as Wren, Maddi Albregts as Stephanie, @starplanes as Lola, @heyvalpetrone as Scalper, @ghoulpepperv as Blondie Girl, Belsheber Rusape Jr. as Todd, @cannibalmukbang as Gabe, Jenna Rose as Yuna, Jake Parr as Noah Gazebo, @amtrax as Cashier and Andy, and additional voices from - Kate Clarke, Gus Zagarella, Henry Galley.

FIND OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙

Transcripts and Content Warnings In The Show Notes!

Wanna listen with other fans? @podcast-bookclub has Official KILLJAM XXX Listen Parties Every Week!

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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

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What an incredibly kind and thoughtful review, thank you so much 🥹

“This isn’t like any fiction podcast you’ve heard before.”

Finally, a review of the podcast that everyone is talking about! Read more about this gory, fast pace, surprisingly uplifting podcast here.

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LA is not "burning down" bitch you can still get doordash here

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.