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precognitiveignition replied to your post “Lemme get this straight– The fraggin’ humans finally make a phone with...”

its almost like we're dumbasses or something

Coulda told you that fer free. Whole damn planet’s missin’ out.

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Lemme get this straight--

The fraggin’ humans finally make a phone with a camera big enough to get a good shot’a the Main Man’s love gun...

And now they ban porn?!

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Lobo. Inktober day 29.

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Hope he’s calling supes “metropolis milkshake” bc he’s thick

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Crush by Amancay Nahuelpan. Awesome!

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Lobo by Art Thibert

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I read the new teen titans and immediately loved Crush (daughter of Lobo)

so i had to draw her! 

(I got stickers of her at SPX this weekend! Come and say hi!) 

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Do your worst. I do not fear pain.

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allow me to draw you a diagram of my boyfriends pajama pants

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Lady Deadpool

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The Main Man can rock your whole universe with a coupla fingers, too. And he don’t need no sparkly glove to do it.

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Why, yes, I am this stupid.

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INJUSTICE 2 #29

written by TOM TAYLOR art and cover by BRUNO REDONDO Seems like everyone wants a piece of Blue Beetle. First he gets some surprise visitors to his home, then later he finds himself the target of a certain well-known intergalactic bounty hunter. But who ultimately wants Jaime Reyes in their clutches and why? ON SALE 07.04.18 $2.99 US | 32 PAGES FC | RATED T+ DIGITAL FIRST

INJUSTICE 2 #30

written by TOM TAYLOR art and cover by DANIEL SAMPERE Then, the entire universe is in peril and it’s up to the fallen Hal Jordan, the Titans and Blue Beetle to save it. They’ll need all the help they can get, but do they really need help…from Booster Gold and Lobo? ON SALE 07.18.18 $2.99 US | 32 PAGES FC | RATED T+ DIGITAL FIRST

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Lobo knows how to tip. #lobo #themainman #spacedolphins #dccomics #tipping #frag

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thejokersjester:

“Didja have ta disembowel him? You must’a cut open the poor guy’s intestines; it smells all….poopy!”

“Izza hook, honey. That’s what it’s for.”

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Dazzler #1 - “So Bright This Star” (1981)

written by Tom DeFalco art by John Romita Jr., John Buscema, John Romita, Alfredo Alcala, Bob McLeod, & Glynis Wein