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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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My jaw dropped

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Help me get my gay ass outta Ohio!!!

Hi chat! I know it's a weird time, but I've put up a goal on my Ko-fi to help fund my move out of Ohio and in with my girlfriend!!! This'll help a LOT as I get my boots on the ground to look for a new job and to help cover part of rent and necessities. Every bit's appreciated <3

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The indomitable human spirit

VS

"I can tell you're not human, pet~"

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comfortably resting with the ones we love.

I love my girlfriends more than anything, and I'll do everything in my power to keep them warm and cozy and happy in my embrace <3

this was a streamed commission from reshirii, who's still the very best at drawing big soft plush love! counterclockwise from the top left, it features my beautiful ferret @machetheferret , my loyal druppy @lightbulblimbo , my adorable elf @elfgirleartwitch , and my beloved rat @sexhaver87 , as well as my very own Veevee sinking deep down into my plush. I'll treasure us all forever~

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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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cow/alien yuri is this anything

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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

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OverStuff-A-Plush!

The plushie store has plenty of lovely mascots already, but @machetheferret here volunteered to act as the biggest, softest, friendliest attraction in Stuff-A-Plush! She'll make plenty of customers happy, who wouldn't want to take a nice cozy rest on the largest plushie they've ever seen~?

She was certainly excited to take the position, though. It probably helps that the cottony fluff is so easy to swallow down and fill up on, nice and sweet and creamy and endless... and being big and soft and comfy in that corner of the store makes her even easier to play with than usual! You see how squishy she is, right? Come on, give her a big hug! 🤍🤍🤍

This was a commission from staticscreens, who is currently open for more! Please go give them a look, they were great to work with <3

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I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

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eidolon playtest is crazy good