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Moosie slammed this salmon with her bear hands

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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

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in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Edward Gorey (1925-2000) - Illustrations 1-8 from 'The West Wing', 1963

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i am glad queer representation has drastically improved in my lifetime. because now i can say that i dislike a gay book and not feel like i’m invalidating stonewall

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motorcycles

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

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yeah the social commentary and underlying themes were great but what really made me love NOPE was the chaotic lesbian, her quietly hilarious brother, the scrunkly little customer service worker they adopted, and the eldritch horror that followed them home like a stray cat

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NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)

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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

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We all have a role in ensuring our communities breathe cleaner, safer air. Know a spot that still requires masks, offers curbside pickup, or has outdoor seating? Add it to the COVID Meetups Directory at covidmeetups.com and help others find COVID-conscious spaces! You can also add healthcare providers who prioritize clean air—just call, ask a few questions, make an entry, and follow up with an email to confirm. Point them to our flyer that explains the airborne paradigm shift to encourage safer practices.

PLEASE please add to directories like these, it's really really helpful for disabled folks and anyone who is medically vulnerable for any reason.

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“I don’t want to get vaccinated because my HEDS will make me extra bendy for a few days” do you know what a breathing tube is

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