feed me.
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why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much
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hehe
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hey don’t do that
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why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction
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gf: babe can you stop replying to me with early 2011 memes
me: challenge accepted
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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.
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Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing
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we should start giving chainsaws to girls
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Me texting: why cant people just be straight up when they text, I hate these games man :/
Also me texting:
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RIP joe rogan, slipped and fell into a jar of peanut butter and drowned
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Shout-out to everyone who got bullied a fuckton in school but tuned out most of it because you didn’t understand social stuff and because sometimes it took WEEKS to even realise, “Oh. They were being mean.”
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