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Fishing - Machinot for Nintendo DS (2009)

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When u think u found a niche funny TikTok and the comments got sherwin Williams, pringles, and Allstate insurance talking about “so true 😭😭”

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Imagine if Kamala won. We’d have so much free time to argue and in-fight without all these threats looming over us. Can a man be a fujoshi? We would have that settled by now

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Being the only person with a fisker is funny what if. I drive badly in front of someone and they go and post about how fisker drivers are terrible?? And they’re just talking about me specifically because they’re never gonna see another person in a fisker

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Okay Nevermind ants can survive a fall from a real skyscraper too. Absolutely unserious creature

Crazy how ants can survive really big falls. An ant can fall off your shelf (which is like the relative size of a skyscraper to them) and keep walking

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Crazy how ants can survive really big falls. An ant can fall off your shelf (which is like the relative size of a skyscraper to them) and keep walking

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Everyone’s already done stuff in the style of old 3d video games a million times. I’m gonna make something in the style of horrible 90s CGI

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Gettin’ older!

To those who have been around - the seasoned support and our new folks. I hope to have another year of joyful creation to share with you all. Your profound support means the world to me, thank you.

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Holy shit!!!! No I don’t want another fucking app mark Zuckerberg!! Kill yourself!!!!!!

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Tell me this looks like some delectable fried chicken right here

Now get shocked because I made it in the AIR FRYER!

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CW: THIEVERY, STEALING, CRIME, WRONGDOING, HURTFUL ACTIONS

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Gambling should be recognized as one of the pillars of the American right wing’s identity. They fucking love gambling. They love crypto scams. They love NFTs. They love sports betting. Twitch wouldn’t let stake promote gambling to children so stake made kick and now kick is a rancid far right cesspool. The average right wing livestreamer is promoting gambling. The president of the United States did a crypto pump and dump the day he took office. Gambling is right wing coded

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A saw trap where you give a man a phone that can only scroll through an infinite feed of wholesome “remember to drink water” posts and also the room is

Filling up with water till he drowns or something

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Twins