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life is still eating me but i have serious salt about tommy not being invited to join the west coast avengers.

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the young avengers is a really good really gay comic and you should read it 

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Tommy: not to brag, bro, but I think your boyfriend's into me. He just said I was beautiful

Billy: Tommy, we're identical twins

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Cassie: I hope Tommy didn’t do anything stupid.

Eli: Whatever Tommy is doing right now is probably pretty stupid.

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I miss these queer twins a lot. Like A LOT :I

plus their adoring partners :3

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💛Thinkfast aesthetic💚

I can’t believe it took me so long to make a Tommy/David aesthetic, they are my OTP too, I’ll make more.

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How’d you get Tommy back? I made out with a cosmic horror monster thing.

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Billy: Aww, Teddy did the dishes.

Tommy: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Billy: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your key.

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perfectedrobin:

“What on earth is that supposed to mean? What do you believe to be the difference between ‘real sun’ as you call it, and ‘point a to point b sun’? The sun is the sun, Thomas, regardless of is you travel from place to place or not. If I have to explain this I am ejecting you through that window.”

“Like deliberate direct sunlight, buddy. Not just ‘oh I walked outside and the sun happened to be there’.” Not that he’s one to talk, Tommy’s all about just running from place to place for the hell of it. “Come on! I’ll carry you. We’ll be there in like five minutes.”

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tired fingerguns.

anyway, moving during a housing crisis in my city has been a nightmare. one percent vacancy. only got the place we got because we knew someone and threw money at the guy.

 i’m going to try to pick at drafts and starters but i probably won’t be on the dash much, i have no energy and my queues are running all my blogs while i sleep.

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david: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

tommy: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

david, already taking off his clothes: thomas you’re so fucking stupid

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He should hate her.

He should, he knows he should, and on some level he wants to. The Scarlet Witch was the arbiter of his fate, she’d created him and sent him out into the world -- quite literally. Anger has always come easy to him when his parents wronged him. Mary and Frank had been easy to hate, their negligence had been bold and unapologetic. Intentional. Done out of sheer selfishness because they came first and Tommy was an afterthought, if he registered at all.

Wanda’s -- his real mother’s -- had been an accident. One son had gone to the storybook family who loved him for who and what he was whole-heartedly. The other had gone to the gutters, through the cracks and into a family and a world that didn’t really give a fuck where he went when their eyes weren’t on them. How could she know that? He knew why she’d done what she’d done, and he couldn’t hate her for it.

But, too afraid of her vanishing again, he couldn’t bring himself to look at her either. To get attached.

“Sup,” he pops the p, lacing his fingers behind his head and leaning back.

she took a deep breath, then another one. all her memories started to roll inside her head as she tried to shook them away with peaceful thoughts, though she couldn’t drown them, it was too much; there he was, the other part of herself and the other part of him, sitting on the bench where they told her he would be. wanda knew he would hate her, after all, she wasn’t wise enough to nest him into a better life, but she was stubborn and stupid, and broke so easily. all she wanted was her family back, to grasp the ends of a life she didn’t deserve.

she took a deep breath, her heart was racing, just like the first time she received them into the world; “— Hello, Tommy..” she couldn’t face him. not yet.

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“Sometimes miracles come in pairs.” - Richard Branson

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[Eli and Tommy are in an argument]

Eli: No, I'll tell you what the problem is. The problem is-

Tommy: [holding his breath and covering his ears]

Eli: Great, that's just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.

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GUYS. LOOK AT THIS!! HOW COMES I MISSED ALL THIS GLORIOUS FANSERVICE. AND…. Wasn’t Tommy straight?? I’m not complaining.