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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
#I have 3 bantam hens rn#2 are the speckled ones like those#I refer to them as “speckled bitch”#i just hatched their babies
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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Many new parents are delighted to discover that if left to their own devices for long enough, their children will just go ahead and raise themselves. Later on, the same parents are shocked and dismayed to find that their children didn't raise themselves to obey and respect their parents.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*
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in the US, kids are just an extension of the parents at least until 18
I cant believe this tweet is how I find out


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blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223
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redditor joins tumblr and is shocked and upset by the concept of a gifset
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