mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

👀 + Describe the most disastrous birthday you've ever had.

A heavy sigh, reading glasses coming off, head falling back to allow her hair to fall out of her face. "Take a seat." She gesture to the plush dusty rose chair across from her couch, leaning forward to set down her wine glass. "It wasn't the event itself that was disastrous, but the following events that it lead to."

"The year is 2022. It's my twenty-fifth birthday. I am just... swimming in money because my OnlyFans was wildly successful that year since I started doing collabs, I had scholarships and other funding so a lot of what I was using for tuition became just," She gestures. "Extra cash to tuck away or spend. Now, I did save a lot of it, invested, stored away, it's how I had my down payment for LA and then eventually my place here, anyway, sorry I'm off topic." She waves away the talk of her finances, not meaning to brag but it was important to the story. She had the cash at the time and that's what lead to this. "Point is, because I was financially doing well I had some extra cash, was invited to a lot of higher end parties, and it was my quarter life crisis, and the first time I not only had time, but a cushion to do fun things. Now, I love emo music, I wanted to be Hayley Williams or Tay Jardine so bad when I was a teenager, and after some plotting, I decide 'hey, let's do an emo nite for my birthday!'" Arms come up in a shrug, taking a swig from her glass before setting it back down.

"In hindsight? Great party. Would absolutely do it again but better. My boyfriend at the time helped create a few cocktails, a good friend of mine, Val, helped decorate and pitched in for the DJ, my boyfriends friend Mack was doing fake tattoos, it was honestly a really good party. Everyone was dancing, singing, had dressed up, they were having fun... Well," She nods. "Everyone that showed up." She shakes her head. "While it wasn't empty and my closest circle and then some showed up, I had promo'd this thing pretty hard and it was also open invite, so when the night kept going and people I knew that I cared for weren't there? I was surprised... Hurt even. Time goes on and I try and figure out what happened and it turns out, this fuckin rich kid was also having a birthday." She starts in.

"Now, media portrays New York City Upper East Side kids as these spoiled brats with nothing but privilege and it turns out most of them are ten times worse; and that was the case with this girl in particular. And, oh my god, okay, the thing that pissed me off the most was I had started sending out invites and promo for my birthday weeks in advance, almost a month if not longer. She hadn't even thought of having a birthday bash until the week of. And then, when I confronted her about not sending out my promos with her peers, because her daddy got her a job at this PR firm and she was in charge of event promotion, she gave me this bullshit response and lied to my face, my face, saying she did send out the promo it just must not have been well received, but hers? One that had barely been thought of and no effort was put in? It got tons of feedback and was even front page. Make that shit make sense." She rolls her eyes again, the disgust on her face at the abuse of position. "And I know damn well she was lying because I followed both the print advertisement and the socials, never once saw it up unless the social media manager reposted my post."

"Anyway," She huffs, getting back on track. "This whole thing blows up on like local social media and a whole slander campaign starts against me, all sorts of accusations, to the point where it actually divided the city like, obviously not on the grand scale, but amongst our peers and the surrounding networks. It was crazy." She reaches out and finishes off the glass. "If they weren't on my side and also coming out with receipts of the events, they were on hers saying I'm a nobody and expected too much, trying to gaslight others into thinking the actual evidence wasn't evidence. Her dad got involved at one point to put a stop to it and we both got served a cease and desist order. I was blacklisted from a lot of places for awhile, but my relationship was crumbling, friends that I still had were leaving, and I decided it was time to go. I left for LA shortly after everything calmed down and... Now we're here." Mouth twists off to the side, longingly looking at the glass and remembering a life she had once pictured with people that she no longer speaks to.

"I probably could've handled it better, it wasn't a big deal, but I just hate people that think they can get away with whatever they want and whoever they hurt in the process. But... Yeah. My birthday destroyed an entire city's social-sphere."

@mackmontgomery (i had to include him :LDFKJDS:LF)

[mackmontgomery]

👀 + rank your homies like this is MySpace Top 8

"Fucking craaaaazy thing to ask but you know what, I'll rock with you.

Off the dome. One is Aidawg, we're locked in for life whether he likes it or not. Can always count on him, he's the realest. Two is Shiloh, she's definitely seventy percent of the reason that I made it out of my teens. Three is Harris, I feel like we've lived through so many different versions of each other and that's cool as fuck to still be standing and still be friends. Four is Mac because come on, unfair advantage though because of the blood related thing. Tonka to my Tonia. Roomies from birth, hella. Five is Ty because surviving something like Tyson's darkness bonds you for life. I trust him implicitly with a tattoo gun to my skin too. Six is Nira even though she would be me at like, seven hundred and forty first. They're never fake and I love that. Seven's gotta be my fellow New York City rat. I think I'm getting better at time-sharing my girlfriend with her, which is an achievement. Eight's gonna be none other than the candy man himself Colton. Tall, rich, handsome. It's like being bro's with the bachelor which is sick.

I've got so many honorary mentions too but I gotta heavily emphasize that this is not an exhaustive or set in stone list. It's subject to change. I can be bought, bribed, hoodwinked but I cannot be seduced because all of this is for one person.

If my homies want to shuffle their way up the list or onto it by kicking it with me that would be some best Summer ever type shit." @aiden-stevens @shilohsharma @callme-harris @macaulaymontgomery @ghxstofyxu @nirawu @solaadisa @eternalconsxlationprize

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[mackmontgomery]

PETE DAVIDSON Reformation — Angelo Pennetta (2025)

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: Do you actually have horses? Are you that kind of rich rich? Mack: Count me hella in Mack: Where and when @eternalconsxlationprize

Colton: My racehorses are indeed expensive, thank you Colton: See now, that's a challenge I'll gladly play along to. We're doing both. @mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

With his body taking up one chair and his feet taking up a second one so he could stretch is legs out, Mack is as zen as a Mack could be while keeping a close eye on his four legged mischievous son who was currently occupying a cat tree like an authoritarian dictatorship.

( He sometimes wondered if the cat thought his name was Czar and not Caesar. )

"Dude, I can see that look, I told you at the first sight of scheming you're going back to your mom's. Don't do it."

There was no indication of whether Caesar was even listening to him let alone taking his words on board, prompting Mack to try beckon him over. Just before he could, he hears his name in a voice that still rang familiar even if he would rather it didn't.

"Yo," He says evenly, the sight of her just wandering around town still one that jarred him despite his awareness of it. A beat passes and he decides to move his feet from the second chair. "You can sit there if you want."

@juniper-soo

where: up to you babes! who: @mackmontgomery

it was only a matter of time.

ever since her self-described 'fat thumbs' clicked on his number by mistake when she had returned to aurora bay, juniper knew the time was ticking down to her finally running into mack. it was somehow an even scarier thought then running into harris again. maybe it was because of the absolute verbal (type-al?) lashing he had administered prior. maybe it was because there was more emotions than pure disdain behind harris' words. either way, she was not excited for this exchange.

"hey mack." her voice soft, almost a mumble.

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: Idk, did Juni reach out to you? Mack: I got the worlds weirdest "accidental" text Mack: I'd guess no but who knows anymore Mack: 🤷🏼 @drewohara

drew: yeah ur right drew: and i def get that drew: u think theyre gonna try n reach out like juni drew: wait do u think they even know abt juni???

[mackmontgomery]

👥 + mack!

"Anytime I see a toy car around town, I consider snatching it. Until I see an actual child run up to it to play with, but just know if I find one parked in a parking spot and abandoned for a while, I might take it. Not to use, no. Just to move somewhere else. I wouldn't see the outcome of it, if I did it, but it would still be pretty satisfying."

@mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

👥 + mack!

"Mack and I really got into this docuseries last year called 'Chimp Crazy'. Like, absolutely enraptured. Glued to the television, played it on a loop. So last year for a Christmas card we recreated the poster with Mack as Tonia and myself as Tonka and now it hangs up in our abode."

@mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

👥 + mack!

“Don’t tell him this, but I sorta look forward to bleaching his hair. It’s more fun than I ever expected it to be, and he can hold and pass a spliff while I’m doing it. If it gives him something to be happy over, then yeah, sure. I can also trust him to play a good playlist while I do it.”

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[mackmontgomery]

👥 + mack!

“Mack’s art style intimidated me when I started as an apprentice at Crescent Moon. I haven’t ever told him that, at the time everyone was a rival as much as they were a peer. To me, anyway. I wanted to be the best of the best, but I got that in check once I took over the shop.

Seeing it advance over the years has been really impressive. I try to throw challenging client requests his way, not to be mean, but just to see what he will come up with.”

@mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: Weird is putting it lightly as far as moms go Mack: Shes still the same btw Mack: I feel bad now and I can't even make amends with the tree 😞 @shilohsharma

Shiloh: Please don't shoot for 100% I'm already on blood pressure medication Shiloh: All is forgiven, holidays are a weird time Shiloh: And you have a weird mom Shiloh: But you were very mean to that Christmas tree @shilohsharma

[mackmontgomery]

What have you been thinking about a lot recently?

"I've been thinking about the future a whole bunch. And how to afford that future when my workplace is out of commission for the forseeable. Fuck you, flood."

🌷Get to know the blogger asks: cute nicknames edition🌷

[mackmontgomery]

V. What's their biggest pet peeve?

"People who think being shitty is a solid substitute for having a personality.

Congrats, Darth Veirdo, you've successfully killed the vibe. Should we get balloons?"

Random Character Development

[mackmontgomery]

Happy National Friends Day!

— @mackmontgomery @ambivalenceshefelt @noralevin

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: Hold your no doubt boujee and expensive racehorses for a second there Colthunder Mack: Candy is not better than getting wasted Mack: And if you think it is you're not getting wasted right and that's something else we need to fix @eternalconsxlationprize

Colton: We'll have to test that out and decide. Colton: We'll be in a sugar coma halfway..better than getting wasted. @mackmontgomery

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: It must be Mack: I doubt they would come back here for the fuck of it Mack: I feel bad about that side of things Mack: But that doesnt make me any less mad about the rest of it @drewohara

drew: srry srry ur right not important drew: 🔒🔒🔒 drew: this is me locking in im locked drew: so do u think its like...serious or whatever drew: like the drug scandal thing?

[mackmontgomery]

Mack: Ok that's chill then Mack: And I'm chill Mack: Nah man it's not like that, I mean it. It was the worst time of your life, I'd never hold how you were back then against you. Just glad you got through it Mack: You do get a lil swept up yeah but so what, what's the point of loving if you're going to be lowkey about it @callme-harris

Harris:I understand that. It’s not like I was intending on inviting juniper anywhere for the rest of my life Harris: I feel like you’re sparing my feelings a bit right now but I’ll take it Harris: I appreciate how much you showed up back then though. I’ll always show up for you man Harris: I hope so cause I’m at the point where I can’t see my future without her in it. I know I get a little ahead of myself sometimes but it fits. It makes sense. @mackmontgomery