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Aaand now they’re all gonna act like Robert’s abusive because he accidentally slapped Vic in the midst of a PTSD nightmare/episode, and I’m already pissed about it. I fucking hate the way they’re treating him, can they maybe give my boy a break, please?

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You know what’s pissing me off?

The way Victoria’s acting all pissy about John trying to force Robert out of the village, but then doing the exact same shit herself in private. Like, babes, you can’t sit there and go “he’s family, stop trying to push him out of the village” in public, and then go “maybe you should fuck off and move away” in private. That’s not how even remotely that works, Little Miss Hypocrite.

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I swear to God, if John touches so much as a hair on Evil Scheming Grandad’s head? I’m rioting. Eric Pollard is a gem, leave my favourite mean old man alone, you psychotic little nutjob.

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Robert may be back to bring about John’s downfall, but nobody will ever be happier to see the back of that twisted little freak than my king Mackenzie Boyd is going to be. I’m telling you now, Mack’s going on a celebratory three-day pub crawl through Hotten when John finally gets exposed.

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Aaron because Robert is within a 5 mile radius

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But also, they genuinely expect me to believe that John, the human equivalent of watching paint dry, is going to be the one that finally keeps Aaron and Robert apart? When not even the combined power of every Dingle in the village could do it the first time round? Okay, besties, sure. Totally buying that one.

Anyways, if anyone needs me, you’ll find me laughing my way into affair era 2.0.

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22/10/2015 | 17/06/2025

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John: “Stay. Away.”

Robert: “Or what? You’ll eat my liver?”

God, I’ve missed this sarky little prick.

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If we do get an affair 2.0 (🙏) I would like to humbly request that we get a scene of Mackenzie catching them in one of the barns

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Best way to make Aaron jealous? Hook up with his best friend

Oh I didn’t know I needed this drama until now. Give me bisexual Mackenzie Boyd!

Exactlyyy, you see the vision!

Tell me Aaron wouldn’t go off the fucking deep end if he found out his ex-husband, who he’s still in love with, was hooking up with his best mate? Bisexual Mackenzie would bring about the chaos we all deserve. And honestly, Emmerdale owes us a favour; they made us wait six fucking years for Robert to come back, bisexual Mack should be our “you survived the wait!” prize.

He’s been giving Disaster Bi™️ since he first turned up anyways. Show me one straight man who’d willingly make out like he was about to fuck his mate in a field to evade the coppers after they’ve been on the rob together. You can’t, because THEY DON’T EXIST. Mackenzie Boyd is bisexual and I will die on this hill.

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🕯️Robert and Mackenzie sharing scenes🕯️

🕯️Robert and Mackenzie hating John together🕯️

🕯️Robert and Mackenzie bestieism🕯️

🕯️Robert and Mackenzie hook-up🕯️

🕯️Bisexual Mackenzie Boyd🕯️

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Having watched tonight’s episode, my only thought is this;

Someone tell Tracy to shut the fuck up already. Thinking Cain killed Nate because he said “everything that happened is down to me”? Bitch, you watched him punch the bloke in the face, of course he’s blaming himself! She needs to stop playing Detective, she’s fucking shit at it.

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In this house, we believe in Robzie bestieism supremacy (and possible but unlikely casual hook-ups until Aaron and John goes tits up 👀). Robert’s dry sarcasm and Mack’s sass? Sign me the fuck up. It could even be the reason Mack and Charity break up; husband becomes besties with the family’s #1 opp? The angst would be delicious — but also, give that woman her girlfriend back, and give Mack a boyfriend, Laura Shaw! Don’t be a coward!

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Wait…wait, wait, wait. Dogshit idea that I’m in love with anyways and might end up writing at some point.

Robert and Mack. Roback? Mackbert? RobMack? MackRob? We’ll workshop it.

Think about it. Charity hooks up with Vanessa, Mack and Charity split up. Mack comes out as bi. Hooks up with Robert, which ends up evolving to a full-blown relationship. Aaron in his jealous little feelings because his ex (who he’s still in love with) and his best friend (and secret crush) are together, but feeling guilty about it because he’s married to Fauxbert now. Warning Mack that Robert is bad news, and Mack’s just like “he can’t be all bad; he pulled you, didn’t he?” — because of course he fucking is, my beautiful flirty Scottish bastard.

John gets exposed, goes down, Aaron divorces him. Aaron is visibly jealous of Mack and Robert’s relationship, but he never actually specifies which one of them he wants (we all know it’s Robert, but for the sake of the angst, it’s not entirely clear). Mack and Robert make it all the way to the altar before Aaron breaks, crashes the wedding and goes “this is a mistake, I know you love me” (because we love a good parallel), but the camera angles make it difficult to tell who he means. The lack of specification is a big part of this, because I’m envisioning it as a Friday cliffhanger — leaving us with three big questions going into the following Monday’s episode; who is Aaron referring to? Does the wedding go ahead? If not, who ends up heartbroken? (Hint: it’s Mackenzie, when Robert leaves him at the altar for Aaron).

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him doing a double take at the suggestiveness of his own words im crying oh my god

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Just watched tonight’s episode. Several thoughts.

• Victoria Sugden, you two-faced bitch, they will never make me like you.

• Aaron and Fuckface’s marriage being a sham is the only thing bringing me comfort right now.

• John dobbing Robert in? Yeah, fuck all that noise Robert needs to off him next 🤷🏻‍♀️

• Mack: “I promise I’ll make it up to you when you get back” Aaron: “Yeah you will” AARON STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO YOUR PSYCHO MURDER HUSBAND, YOU’RE GONNA GET OUR BOY KILLED 😭

• The body they pulled out of the lake is absolutely Nate, right?? That’s not Ruby’s noncey dad, Cain’s about to find out his kid’s dead and go completely off the deep end about it? Angry Revenge Cain™️, my beloved, is about to be returned to me.

• Aaron and Fuckface driving off to “Take Me Out” by Franz Ferdinand, and the lyric in the last scene being “I won’t be leaving here with you”? Okay foreshadowing, we love to see it.