[ I am in a perpetual state of confusion, the tiny carousel in my mind with little tinier horses in it spins and produces words each time some pedestrian idiot thinks of trying to get a ride but the ride doesn't stop it never does it never will, but at least everytime a horse whacks them across the face I get a K.O. sound followed by a thought being produced [ Also I wake up once a century and then go back under my rock
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.
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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!
Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr. Please warn them about this as well.
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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it's important to have a group of ppl that you can just sit and think about The Character with
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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out
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i'm obsessed with characters who are like "i'm a self serving piece of shit who never does anything that doesn't benefit me personally, and if anything goes wrong i'm out of there without a single thought about helping anyone else out of danger" *cut to them repeatedly sacrificing their own best interests to help the ragtag crew of misfits they've collected to help them pull off their criminal activities, just random strangers in need of protection, and small animals*
#First of all how do you know my first dnd oc#second of all I was thinking of Asagiri Gen#asagiri gen#thats him alright
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No you don't have enough markers see this box of 77 different ones?? Yes, 60 of them you already own but who cares?
Yes you have 8 unfinished sketchbooks and 2 you haven't even touched yet bUT YOU NEED THIS ONE, ITS A CENTIMETER SMALLER THAN THE LAST ONE!
Oh you don't even know what this white papery pointy thing is but it's in the color pencil box and you'll buy the whole thing just for it and that odd little thing that's shaped like a paddle with tiny paper stabled onto it
No you have no idea how to use this thing to create but YOU WILL LEARN SO YOU HAVE TO GET IT. Btw, dont forget to put it next to the other 20 things like like it that you haven't even touched
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.
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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
#okay but whats a tire onion#iron#i meant iron but you know what I wont delete that. tire onion sounds fun#OH ITS THE CROSS THING#or wait it kind of looks like a crowbar too#op did you hit someone with the cross looking one or the crowbar shaped one thats important
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