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i HATE when i have to come up with a fun fact about myself!!! I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

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GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

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Side profile my belothed

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all timer to me

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Okay well sorry i died in ur bathroom get over it

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We’re gonna getcha

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Oh so that's why they don't sell 100% cranberry juice. It tastes Bad

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The fringe Parasitic Encephalization Theory claims our nervous system is a parasite that took over the body of the earliest vertebrate ancestor. It captures 20% of the body's resources, while staying separate from the blood and being considered unique by the immune system.

While very few defend this theory, one fact supports it: If the body dies while the skull is open, the brain and spinal cord sometimes detach and briefly flail outside, in what could perhaps be an ancient host-seeking reflex.

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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

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Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

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You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.