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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

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i did. really well on the lsat but i already binged all of babylon berlin so idk how to reward myself. but now i gotta do apps. so it’s gonna be bad for the next few months lol

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Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick

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90% of ruminators stop agonizing just before they reach the right conclusion!

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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Can you believe this shit

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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

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Forgetful Joker recent search history:

Scars on face

Who is batman

Whats funny

Who is bat man

$100,000

Lunch in gotham

Where do i live

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you aren't ready for a brutalist themed wedding

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and words are futile devices

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DAWN •  drag race 16.10 true colours runway ↳ for @soaking-wet-cat-punk + @dehydrated-faerie

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Deadbeat older sister

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