Text
I'm smokin' that Black Market Fly Agaric. I'm on that Monstrosity Meat Orb pack. This is the shit that made Squirmy go though Metamorphosis. They must've laced this with Pregnancy Test, it's got me seeing double. I'm on that [DIVINE SCORE] type shit. I'm runnin' with the Yeti, shooting Hyper Beams at quadrillions of pegs. I'm off 12 Kebabs stumblin' off my ass in the Cafe.
438 notes
路
View notes
Text
I hope that Nubby's Number Factory fans go the Balatro route and create gay ship art of the item synergies. Happy Seal x Tartigrade. Plastic Tree x Evil Goose. Dancing Dino x All Seeing Eye, etc
21 notes
路
View notes
Text
Itty bitty redraw of my favorite little factory worker :3
33 notes
路
View notes
Text
This is how I genuinely sound whenever I talk about this game to my friends.
145 notes
路
View notes
Text
i can do anything i want to
Bonus: the original sketch version


19K notes
路
View notes
Text

meet me in front of condom world if u want an ass kicking
2K notes
路
View notes
Text
Really love Jimbo wearing stake stickers even though he literally didn鈥檛 do shit unlike the other hardworking Jokers who clearly earned it. This is the type of greediness they talk about in the Bible.
27 notes
路
View notes
Text
if house md took place in 2025
cameron: the patient is dying, where is house?
chase: he's in his office playing balaurtror on his phaurne
286 notes
路
View notes
Text
before balatro i didnt know the names of poker hands at all and now that ive played balatro i feel like im one step closer to knowing how to gamble
422 notes
路
View notes
Text
Opening up a arcana pack
The humble and trustworthy arcana鈥檚: hello good sir, we would be honored to help you further enhance your deck and synergize your run
The nefarious wheel of fortune: go on baby, you know you wanna give it a spin
Me delirious with lust already clicking it: helll yeah polychrome jocker
824 notes
路
View notes
Text
somewhat funny thing happened in one of my runs today
582 notes
路
View notes