[Jared Kleinman]
Dear Michael Mell,
We really haven’t talked too much.
People are crazy and my one friend won’t even keep in touch!
But I should tell you I still think of you each night…
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!
[Michael Mell]
Why would you write that?!
[John Laurens]
I’m just trying to tell the truth!
[Michael]
This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends! Just—I’ll do it.
[Jared]
I gotta tell ya, life itself has just been hard
[Laurens]
Hard?
[Jared]
Just been bad
[Laurens]
Bad??
[Jared]
Just been rough!
[Laurens]
kInKy!
[Jared]
And I miss talking about life and how it sucks
[Laurens]
Very optimistic.
[Michael]
SHUT UP!
[Jared]
I love my parents-
[Laurens]
Who says that?
[Jared]
I like my parents, but each days another fight.
If I stop being cronch then everything might be alright.
[Laurens]
‘Being cronch’
[Michael]
Just fix it!!
[Jared]
If I stop stealin’ from Lush
[Michael]
Lush?!
[Jared]
If I stop bein’ a bitch then everything might be alright!
I’ll take your advice
I’ll try to be more.. Nice
I’ll turn it around, wait and see
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, Me.
[Laurens]
Are we done yet??
[Michael]
Well I can’t just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a mediocre friend, you know?
[Laurens]
Oh my god!
[Michael] (Laurens)
Dear Jared Kleinman,
I also wanna talk some more
Stop acting weird and try to let your colors truly sour! (No)
I’ll send suggestions of my mostly favorite bands (No!)
You’ll be obsessed with all the music I have on hand (Absolutely not!)
Hey, I’m proud of you!
Just keep pushing through!
You’re turning around I can see!
[Jared]
Just wait and see!
[Jared and Michael]
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, Me
[Jared]
You’re really hot!
[Michael]
What the hell?!
[Laurens]
My bad!
[Jared]
Dear Michael Mell,
Thanks for every note you send!
[Michael]
Dear Jared Kleinman,
I’m just glad to be your friend!
[Jared and Michael]
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond!
[Michael]
And that’s because we’re gay!
[Jared]
Yes, that’s because we’re gay!
[Jared and Michael]
We’re just close that way
The only man that I’d ever love is you!
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And the rest of the song is the same except the new people.
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what a god boi uwu
I need to delete this app
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I’ve gotten The Play Animatic uploaded to Vimeo for anyone who wants to watch it there :V
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be more chill characters as vines
michael
rich
jenna
mr. heere
christine
jeremy
brooke
chloe
jake
squip
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Jared during ‘Sincerely me’
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omfl this "a big hurray" almost killed me
MIKES LAUGH AT THE END IS THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE
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Stoned Connor: welcome to bible study, we are all children of Jesus
*Camera zooms in on Jared eating a bathbomb*
Connor *taking a hit of a blunt*: Kumbayaaa, my Looord
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this will be awesome
Imagine SQUIP singing Love Like You
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how to lose your friends :
a guy from my school : tap the shoulder of my friend excuse me but you're a boy or a girl?
my friend, obviously a girl : are you blind or something? I'm a girl! looks at me when the guy left, smiling Am I a man? N-
me : screaming, imitating the voice of Gerard Canonico AM I A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN OR AM I A MUPPET?!
my friend : half laughing half running away
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I'm alive for paper Loki -and Be More Chill-
Hilarious🥀👐
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me: Michael Mell backwards spells Hella Gay thus proving my point Michael is gay
someone: what no it doesn-
me: optic nerve blocking on
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The SQUIP: I'm sorry, can you stop doing that weird thing with your face?
Jeremy: ...Crying?
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this is so true u//w//u
me talking about myself: ▶️🔘———— 0:00:12
me talking about my love for gerard canonico: ▶️🔘——————- 37:56:23
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Jeremy, to Michael: Love is in the air!
The SQUIP, spraying a can of Febreze and holding its shirt over its nose: Not anymore.
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absolutely me
me, talking about myself:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:03
me, talking about Camp Camp:
▶ 🔘──────── 60:57:59
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