im jack im 19 :] pfp by my awesomelovely boyfriendgirlfriend molabuddy. header by my other awesomelovely b[PLATONIC FRIEND] sometimesilikeeatingrawcorn
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"yes man is so uwu cute and wholesome and friendly and-" no fuck you (spits out blood) yes man likesor hates you depending literally hes like kris deltsrune but 2008
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they call him masterchef but he hasnt cooked one single meal. now tell me war isnt hell
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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the wistful sigh of a girl with burger-related desires
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it’s so stupid how half the internet is like “all kinks are good and beyond critique and if you disagree you are a puritan who hates all lgbt people” and the other half is like “if a woman behaves sexually on purpose in a way that isn’t explicitly femdom it is an offense to feminism and she is a traitor” like man sometimes it depends
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SORRY FOR SPAMMING THAT POST. JUST HIT "J" 31 TIMES OKAY.
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Everyday I wake up and the news is like "if you WEAR SHOES THAT DONT MATCH YOUR SEX you will be SHOT IN THE STREETS. FUCK YES AMERICAAAA RAAHHHH LAND OF THE FREE DONT TREAD ON ME🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥" and I have to get out of bed
#sorry op the contrasting silly tone satirizing the ridicicoulsous country we live in followed immediately by the very cold and real tone of#'and i have to get out of bed' that reminds you that these headlines are in fact literally a mundane and everyday thing is maybe making me#nuts. lol lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! i love this countryu lol! (grits teeth) i love it here!
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Everyday I wake up and the news is like "if you WEAR SHOES THAT DONT MATCH YOUR SEX you will be SHOT IN THE STREETS. FUCK YES AMERICAAAA RAAHHHH LAND OF THE FREE DONT TREAD ON ME🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥" and I have to get out of bed
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Everyday I wake up and the news is like "if you WEAR SHOES THAT DONT MATCH YOUR SEX you will be SHOT IN THE STREETS. FUCK YES AMERICAAAA RAAHHHH LAND OF THE FREE DONT TREAD ON ME🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥" and I have to get out of bed
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Everyday I wake up and the news is like "if you WEAR SHOES THAT DONT MATCH YOUR SEX you will be SHOT IN THE STREETS. FUCK YES AMERICAAAA RAAHHHH LAND OF THE FREE DONT TREAD ON ME🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥" and I have to get out of bed
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Everyday I wake up and the news is like "if you WEAR SHOES THAT DONT MATCH YOUR SEX you will be SHOT IN THE STREETS. FUCK YES AMERICAAAA RAAHHHH LAND OF THE FREE DONT TREAD ON ME🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥" and I have to get out of bed
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