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favorite thing I'm noticing about all the new people getting into final destination for the first time is the ones watching idle hands for devon sawa

i love idle hands. everyone should be watching idle hands.

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Hi! Can you write a Ian McKinley X reader with a bimbo or mcbling style that’s more smarter than what people think? Thank you and I hope you have a good day! ❤️❤️❤️

Ian mckinley x bimbo!reader

warnings:no smut maybe some sexual comments here and there mostly fluff tho

(I tried my best with the bimbo part, but it’s definitely stereotyped XD)

hope you enjoy loved writing this! 🖤💋

Ian and y/n have always been friends but as they get older they seem to well…..like different stuff and i mean very different but somehow still remain friends

and here they were in class and Ian is to distracted by her blinged shirt she bedazzled herself

The teacher snaps Ian out of his thoughts about HER.

the teacher speaks loudly “Ian are you even paying attention to this lesson?”

Ian smirks cockily like usual

“what do you think?”

he rolls his eyes and he feels her gaze on him even though he’s known her sense middle school he still feels intimidated by her but why? she’s just some h/c bimbo who thinks the world is glitter and pink

The next day….

ian and y/n were hanging out at her house and she was helping him with math homework which was surprising that she understood this,

Ian speaks softly to her “i honestly didn’t think you would understand this ur to pretty to know how to do this shit”

I scoff at him rolling her eyes “you think i’m just a pretty face that’s it huh and here i thought you knew me better” i say annoyed of course he thought that like everyone else just bedside i wear pink and have big boobs doesn’t make a bimbo dumb, right?

Ian smirks and says “well u are a bimbo but a smart one at the huh pretty girl?”

my face lights up a little at his comment i turn to him and start going on a whole rant about how just because im hot doesn’t mean im dumb

“for example Ian if you were smart you wouldn’t be in algebra 1 as a senior” i smirk

Ian turns to me and says “oh really?, you use that mouth for all this talk about me being dumb but i know you really use it for other things “ he smiles at me while checking me out

you know what if he wants to play this game we can.

“aww is little ian’s feelings getting hurt by me but what do i know i’m just a dumb girly bimbo huh?” i smirk and say something he would have never expected “ian im also smart enough to know you have a raging boner and are thinking about me”

Ian’s cheeks get a little red “i-i he sighs “well i guess you caught me baby” he says smirking

that damn smirk he never wipes it off his stupid hot face.

“i did baby” i say micking him on the baby part

Ian face gets closer to mine he looks at me and put his hand on my thigh “ well then girly if you’re so smart then why don’t you prove to me that you’re smart enough to know how to kiss?”

as he said that I realize how cringe that sounds and that this is a perfect time to shoot my shot. I’ve always liked him, but I never want to try anything because we’re so different. I don’t know if he would be into girls like even though it was completely obvious.

Eileen, my face closer to his eyes smirk “ well emo boy how about you grow some balls for once and do more than just saw this talk and staring”

his face immediately changed to embarrassment. Did she really know this whole time that he’s been staring at her in class?

“ oh come on pretty boy you really think I didn’t notice? Why do you think I’d always accidentally drop my pencil or I wear that really short skirt so when I sat down, you could see my little back dimples”

I say this I really realize how much I enjoy teasing him and make him embarrassed because Ian McKinley never gets embarrassed but for some reason I was different

After I say that he smashes his lips into mine Ian starts getting very touchy. Let’s just say that somehow his hand ended up on my chest in my hand, rubbing his thigh, very close to where he wants me. we pull away for air.

Ian looks at me with that stupid smirk on his face “ so was that what you wanted me to do?” he says cockily

i look at him “ don’t even act like you didn’t want to do it too!”

Like always, he just laughss at me and  puts his arm around me.

“ well you got one thing, for sure you are really smart and not with just school even noticing me staring at you and playing dumb all the time to get my attention huh isn’t that it?”

I smile widely and blush a little “maybe you never know and you never will”.

And in that moment, I started to realize that I may be in love with Ian McKinley, but was he with me?………

the end

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Devon Sawa As Anton Tobias In Idle Hands (1999)

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I’ve never seen something so real

He was nine months pregnant with idle hands in here

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MASTERLIST

characters/people i will do:

alex browning (fnd 1):

none yet!

Ian mckinley (fnl 3):

Ian McKinley X bimbo reader!

bam margera:

none yet!

johnny Knoxville:

none yet!

Anton tobias:

none yet!

Raab himself:

none yet!

Zeke tyler:

none yet!

Randall pink floyd:

none yet!

Daniel johns:

none yet!

i can’t think of any other but i’m sure if you request i’ll write for them!!!

XD

love ya guys!!!

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something abt this genre of drew starkey makes me go BRRRRR (he looks like he would fuck you in an abandoned shed until you pass out)

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fellas, if your girl ain't getting any younger, wants to start start brand new, needs space and fresh air, lets people laugh in her face and doesn’t care, that’s not your girl. that’s my bbg jack kelly

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you dont like her the way i do ! you dont listen to her the way i do ! you dont know her the way i do !

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psycho brunette men do it better

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Young Christian Bale is ALWAYS on my mind

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