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Well, I'm headed to bed, if I don't see at least three (3) hate anons when I get up, then that's proof that Caleb and his crew are not just bitchless, but spineless too

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In other news, I want to reformat the muse list, and maybe start doing a greater emphasis on discord RPs while this serves as more of a facilitator for connections, and answering memes, with maybe threads sometimes?

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♡ — An independent, private and selective multimuse blog featuring characters from Eiichiro Oda's ONE PIECE. All muses are multiverse and multiship. Please read guidelines before following. Penned by Alice / Velveteen — ♡

♡ — CARRD || PROMPTS || INTEREST TRACKER || PINTEREST — ♡

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Turning back on anon so Caleb can get his big widdle feefees out in my inbox

Don't worry @ryusxnka I'LL post your low-effort anon hate so everyone can see the kind of trash you and your little buddies become the second you think your name is hidden

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Dude, Caleb, shut the fuck up. You harass this chick like every other year. Wasn't it like, you were triggered by a hair color HC with her or something last time you made it a point to get her proxy-harassed? It's a translator because she's ESL you fucking loser.

Sorry that women don't want to fuck you, sorry that SHE won't fuck you.

Quit playing the perpetual victim and go get a life.

Anyways, I'm not as nice as most, nor care for reputation on this hell site, but I won't idly stand by when others are being blatantly deceived by AI utilization, as someone who uses Grammarly himself and writes with creative prose. @vulpinexi is straight up using AI-generated writing. There's a difference between using the tools for help and using them in your writing as a whole. Your writing style and tone are always inconsistent. If you weren't using AI, especially in your most flowery replies, then why isn't it consistent? None of your content is consistent, descriptions, or characterization. Everything. Being a non -english speaker is no justification. Most of us aren't. I tried to talk to you privately, but you blocked me. You named three Ai tools you use, yet you act like what you're doing is okay. You're victimizing yourself for being caught. Taking offense, being defensive, when ppl are speaking up about Ai use without name-dropping you. Just admit you rely heavily on Ai. If it's no big deal, just admit it. Your partners deserve to know. I feel so bad for these writers. Like, really, why are you defending Ai writing? That's not cool, nor ever will be. Do better, Mallow.

It just makes no sense to me how ppl on here can just deceive mutuals, then hide it by Ask-bombing them. This is the only post I'll be making on this. It's just not okay.

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Despite being a Sakura truther:

Sakura was objectively in the wrong regarding hers and Ino's rivalry

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writing my breaking bad remake where walter white pays for his cancer treatment with twitch streams but he’s equally secretive about it and jesse is his moderator and gus is a rival streamer anyway this is stupid

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Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ ] Platonic Date

[ ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies   • [ ] Romantic Comedy   • [ ] Adventure Movie   • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)   • [ ] Horror   • [ ] Drama   • [ ] Buddy Movie   • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant   • [ ] Expensive/High Class   • [ ] Small and familiar   • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature  • [ ] Beach  • [ ] Park  • [ ] Forest      • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home  • [ ] Watching movies  • [ ] Playing Video Games  • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[ ] …knowing each other better 

[ ] …sleepover between friends 

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

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Me: *already working on two OCs and their blogs*

Also Me: I really should do more AUs for my Naruto and JJK characters...

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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if you have "original characters do not interact" or some form of anti-original character language in your rules... you are weak and will not survive the winter. you're missing out on unbelievably inventive characters created by your deeply passionate peers. you're missing out on so many types of interactions and unique perspectives not found in current mainstream media and the content it produces. there are so many talented people in the rpc with amazing original characters, and you're just writing them off for no reason. what a shame.

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psa :: remember that when addressing kings/emperors & queens/empresses, it’s “YOUR MAJESTY” ; & when addressing princes & princesses, it’s “YOUR HIGHNESS”. 

kings/emperors & queens/empresses : your royal/imperial majesty princes & princesses : your royal/imperial highness dukes & duchesses : your grace other nobility : my lord/my lady 

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Cú Chulainn seems like he'd be such a neat muse...

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.