someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker
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#marriedinmaui
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me—nothing, because I’m single.
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The Truth
It's funny how people continuously complain on social media about the things going wrong in their life and how bad things are when in reality the people who never post their problems probably have it way worse but don't feel the need to seek sympathy and attention.
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How the female mind works:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
via laugh-addict!
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me: mom can we go home yet
mom: just another 5 minutes
me:
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a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt
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Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
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