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If anyone wants a screenshot of my positive COVID test to get out of family gatherings and or work give me a shout
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It’s gonna be hard to go back to a gym and not be able to be barefoot, hog equipment and drink ruby grapefruits
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“Turn your music down you’re blasting profanities” yeah ok Karen like your 12 year old son didn’t know what fuck meant
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“will you grab takeout on your way home from work? Whatever you want is good with us”
“Hi thank you for choosing McDonald’s what can I get you”
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Parents go out of town when I’m 16: friends and I pass out in the yard, I wake up next to a pile of vomit with leaves stuck to my face
Parents go out of town when I’m 21: watch the jimmy neutron movie and am in bed by 8:30
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it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”
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“To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle.”
— Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer (via goodreadss)
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