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hey how do u feel abt the bee tax
the bee tax? are people taxing beekeeping or st?? D:
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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains…

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Drake: im 20 inches Me: my ass is a bottomless pit i can take it Drake: babe… Me: I. Can. Take. It Drake:*puts the tip in* Me: OW BITCH TF??
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Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
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do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.
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I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.
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Is the #AskTrump Twitter interview the worst idea of the 2016 campaign season? (Of course it is)
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you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do
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how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
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ill finish this essay tomorrow [FLASHBACK - PINKPRINT TOUR 2015] NICKI: if theres one thing i hate its a lazy bitch [END FLASHBACK] 🌃📝🌆📃🌇📮
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