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I'd say the most autistic pitcher but pitchers are basically all autistic with various types of masking whereas this guy is just pure gen Z tis rizz


If anything happens to him I will blow up the entire mlb
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BREAK OUT THE BROOMS CAUSE WE GOT A SWEEP ‼️‼️‼️
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First game: blowout
2nd game: walk off
3rd game: shut out
I’m in baseball heaven
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Just remembering him
NOLAN MCLEAN | Post-game @ ATL (08.23.25)
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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crazy how cheaters always use the “I made a big mistake” language around cheating. I’ve never mistakenly fucked someone. was the room really dark? did she have on your wife’s perfume or something?
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We sweep the giants for our seventh straight, the Phillies lose, the shitty ass braves get swept. Is this heaven?? Has being a Mets fan become not only bearable but enjoyable after everything?? Are we winning the World Series or are we winning the World Series man
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on being yourself
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need everyone to know that the current mlb home run leader for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass
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Face-blindness sucks in a queer social group.
What do you mean your hair's green now, I was using it. Not bashing it, I like it, it's great, it suits you. Whoever the fuck you are.
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Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.
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10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!
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