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the grinch after I make him cum 8 times

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Bonus

@softmushie Thomas sees hamilton as a zombie (jamilton 4 life sorry not sorry)

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@softmushie Thomas sees hamilton as a zombie (jamilton 4 life sorry not sorry)

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Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

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E A T   T H E M 

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Haha gotcha!

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that scene where eddie’s running from the life foundation when he first bonds with venom is basically john mulaney’s “i’ve never climbed a fence that high before and then i woke up at home” but worse

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RIP Stan Lee. (1922-2018)

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Rest In Peace, Stan The Man. ‘Nuff said.

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Eddie: parasite

Venom:  :(

Eddie: my parasite

Venom:

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Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

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Nick Fury:

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Op wheres the rest of the essay

In the Venom movie, Annie says something about a high frequency sound being like Venom’s “kryptonite”. This is making a reference to Superman and his weakness, meaning that in the Marvel universe, the DC universe exists. So, in Deadpool 2 (a part of the overall marvel universe), Wade Wilson was not breaking the fourth wall when he was saying, “You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?” He was referring to something inside his reality. Were superheroes more well known and frequent before or after those comics existed? Why write about made up superheroes and villains when real ones exist? In this essay I will

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My Osteological Romance