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Matilda glanced over her shoulder, grinning at him. "Matilda," she offered as an introduction.

Two for Tea: Dipper and Matilda | Wonderland AU

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Matilda skipped down the path, stopping every so often to make sure Dipper was keeping up. "We're in Wonderland, silly boy." 

Two for Tea: Dipper and Matilda | Wonderland AU

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"Yeah, it's..it's not close." Matilda didn't have any experience with a mother who had separation problems, but she did have a crazy grandfather who wasn't keen on the idea of her going to college. "My grandfather is sort of like that," she offer with a smile.

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"Underland?" Rapunzel asked with a confused expression. "Never heard of it. I’m not far from here. My home is only ten minutes away. My mother has…separation issues." Rapunzel laughed a little and took her sheets out of a bag and began to put them on her mattress.

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"Thank you," she said as she proceeded to bring a few boxes of tea out from her bags.

Looking up, the blonde shook her head. "I'm from Underland." Most people didn't know about her home, so it didn't always bother her when they looked at her funny. Then again, they looked at her that way most of the time anyway. "What about you?"

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Rapunzel giggled and nodded. “I do enjoy a cup of tea now and then. Your tea set is beautiful,” she said. She took her painting supplies out of her bag and tucked a strand of her hair behind her ear. “Are you from around here Matilda?”

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"Hey, I did more than just sleep, Alice."

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"Mhmmm~                                —sleeping doesn’t count, by the way.”

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Matilda shrugged her shoulders, "I haven't the slightest. I thought you might know." Standing, she opened one of her bags, and pulled out an entire tea set, which she immediately placed on the desk at the end of her bed. "Do you like tea?"

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Rapunzel raised an eyebrow in confusion. “A raven like a writing desk?” she repeated. She looked up in thought for a moment before shrugging her shoulders. “I haven’t the slightest idea. Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

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"I did things."

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"From doing what all day?” 

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Matilda tilted her head to the side, as she gave the other blonde a serious look. "Rapunzel, I have a question for you." She didn't bother to wait for a reply from the other girl, and asked, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

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Rapunzel giggled a little and waved her hand. “Oh, no, no it’s fine. My name is Rapunzel,” she said with a smile.

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"Oh! Surprises are wonderful," she admitted with a large smile. Before she could serve the birdie, the coach came over and turned the racket around and placed the handle in her hand. She raised her brow as he walked away without a word. Shrugging her shoulders, she hit the birdie over the net. "You should ask," she chimed as if the other blonde was the one who was curious about the lunch menu.

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"I always like the surprise. As long as it’s a pleasant at least. Not when it’s what barely appears edible," Rani answers, scrunching up her nose at the thought of some of the more rather…grosser foods the cafeteria served. "I’m sure you could ask, you know, before lunch time and find out."

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Black Ring Series (4/4) Gryffindor house.

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I’m still waiting

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Rawr! #harrypotter #Gryffindor #huffelpuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #haveagreatthursdayguys #seeyoutomorrow  !!

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Matilda H.: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

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Pitch Perfect Sentence Meme

"Just don't eff up your solo.

"Hands in!"

"Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"

"No English? Yes English? Just tell me where you’re at with English."

"And you must be kidding. Wow!"

"I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust, but I can roll with this."

"Look just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic."

"Hide your wine coolers!"

"How is the stepmonster?"

"I wanna produce music, I wanna make music!"

"Organized nerd singing, this is great!"

"How is your voice?"

"You gonna audition this year?"

"I’m the best singer in Tasmania, With teeth."

"You call yourself Fat ____?"

"I can sing but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance and uh..mermaid dancing. Which is a little different. You usually start on the ground."

"Alright, I'll give you my number."

"Oh, totes!"

"We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments. It’s all from our mouths!"

"A-ca-scuse me?"

"We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!"

"Your arrangement of Lovin’ Spoonful’s Do You Believe In Magic inspired me to become a certified illusionist. "

"The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords so I’m gonna need you to scoot."

"Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth."

"So please just no sex on the desk."

"So what’s your deal? You one of those girls/boys who’s all dark and mysterious then she/he takes of her/his glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know she/he was beautiful the whole time."

"Funny this doesn’t look like your intro to Philosophy class."

"I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk."

"Oh there’s no backup dancers? Okay."

"Performing live gives me such a rush!"

"I still can’t believe they let my sexy fat ass in."

"You’re one of those a cappella girls/guys, I’m one of those a cappella boys/girls, and we’re gonna have a-ca-children. It’s inevitable."

"So I have a feeling that we should kiss. And is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"

"Well, I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm “better not.”"

"What happened last year?"

"Yeah, no, don’t put me down for cardio."

"I’m doing horizontal running."

"Nothing. I hear nothing."

"I can see your toner through those jeans."

"You must really sweep your girlfriend/boyfriend off their feet."

"They’re predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl and that kid sees dead people and Darth Vader is Luke’s father."

"I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously."

"It was a misunderstanding and I was protecting my friends."

"I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"

"A-ca-believe it."

"I have been there for you for so many years, and all you do is treat me like shit!"

"I’ll protect you. I’ll protect you."

"Whoomp! There it is."

"Told you. Endings are the best part."

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"No," she answered as she swung the handle of the racket at the birdie, missing it completely, "not at all. But it would be nice to know what might be served. Wouldn't you like to know what they're going to have?" she asked as she bent to pick up the birdie.

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"Huh, well you never know. They are trying to serve more and more healthy options. Melon could very well show up in a fruit cup or something," Rani hummed, going along with switching topics. She swiftly tosses the birdie in the air and swings her racket, knocking it towards Matilda. "Are you hungry? You seem to be thinking an awful lot about lunch."

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Give my muse a ridiculous nickname.