madness-burnt
madness-burnt
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madness-burnt · 9 hours ago
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
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madness-burnt · 9 hours ago
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madness-burnt · 9 hours ago
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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.
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madness-burnt · 2 days ago
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madness-burnt · 2 days ago
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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
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madness-burnt · 2 days ago
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There’s two guys buying a bed from my coworker. The guy buying signed and said, “That’s good enough, they don’t check them anyway.”
His friend countered, “I used to think that. I’d just draw penises in all the signature boxes, but my bank called and asked me to stop, so I know they’re looking at them.”
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madness-burnt · 2 days ago
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madness-burnt · 2 days ago
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it goes without saying that i am hopelessly thankful for transsexuals
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madness-burnt · 6 days ago
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madness-burnt · 6 days ago
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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat
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madness-burnt · 6 days ago
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I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.
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madness-burnt · 6 days ago
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The US announced a 50% tariff on Brazil as retaliation for what Trump says is persecution and a "witch hunt" against the Bolsonaro family. This is not speculation, this is the actual reason he gave.
Bolsonaro is on trial for an attempted coup d'état in which he planned to have a member of the supreme court killed and also Lula himself and his vice president.
And now Trump wants to use these tariffs and try to strangle our economy in order to have us - our democracy - capitulate. It won't work but might swing an already complicated scenario even more towards far-right politicians and our presidential elections are next year.
And don't get me wrong: this isn't me lamenting that Trump specifically is in power. This is me lamenting the US exists as a political entity. Under Trump the blueprint is laid out for all to see, but a democrat or less unhinged republican would've found other, more covert ways to meddle in a latin american country's affairs with the exact same motivations, like they have even in the recent past.
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madness-burnt · 6 days ago
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black womens hairstyles in 17th-19th century art // details
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madness-burnt · 8 days ago
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why couldn't nepotism have chosen me, I would've spent all that money so wisely
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madness-burnt · 8 days ago
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this is making me dizzy
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madness-burnt · 8 days ago
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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
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madness-burnt · 8 days ago
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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