madness-combat-confessions

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Every time scrapeface or tricky hits the wall I hear the gmod ragdoll sound

It haunts me

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am I the only giving Tricky Stitch's personality?

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Doc/2BDamned is a coffee kind of guy. But like, he needs to put lots of milk and sugar in it. Idk why it fits him. Also he’s FAT and I LOVE FAT PEOPLE ‼️‼️‼️ Doesn’t mean he’s unhealthy, tho. I mean he is but she actually tries to take a little care of their health.

More about Doc. I like to think he goes by any pronouns purely cause they dgaf!!!

I love my wusband so much don’t even joke lad /silly . Anyways my time to eat

- 🐚anon

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Less of a confession and more of a headcanon but. I'm 99% sure G03LMs would all have unique stitches, considering how they're made of different corpses and therefore were probably put together slightly differently, as opposed to all of them looking exactly the same like they do in their sprites/models in the mpn games.

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I mean think about it. They are so similar

They both have :

• floating hands

• four fingers instead of five

• similar body type

• even their shoes shape is a bit similar

•And we know from others that grunts can grow hair

Albeit they definitely aren't the same species cause Rayman's head shape is different and he has visible eyes. But still, they have so many other similarities. It's so obvious. They're cousins.

I have a theory that the grunts as a species are actually related to whatever species Rayman is. I mean. They both have the whole "limbless floating hands/feet" thing. In this essay I will explain how that is actually possi-

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I have a theory that the grunts as a species are actually related to whatever species Rayman is. I mean. They both have the whole "limbless floating hands/feet" thing. In this essay I will explain how that is actually possi-

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Coming back to mourn over that jebus parody account on here. Jebediah please it's been 5 months. I miss you babygirl 💔

p.s.... If y'all find any madcom parody accounts..... DM me or reply or reblog or whaterver their usermae 💘💝 jebediah please

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kiss that fat scientist

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whenever i see fanart of jeb i just IMMEDIATELY cling onto it and want to snort it like cocaine or overconsume it to death

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i personally cannot get myself invested at fucking all on %80 of the lore + the higher ups like the employers and the maker. heavy on the employers i geniunely despise them so fucking MUCH I JUST CANNOT STAND THEM and don't see the point in them being there. i am their #1 hater even if i can't pinpoint the exact reason for any of these opinions BUT like that incredibly real person that said i'm just here for that one specific character for the most part (jeb in my case ´◡`) and that's about it

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to me jebus feels like a classical music kinda guy. Waltz of the Flowers by Tchaikovsky just feels like what he'd read a book to.

metal could also be him i understand the appeal but like. classical music..............

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I don’t actually care that much about madcom I just really like Hofnarr. my hubby wubby boo boo bear

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i like to think Tricky has many different diseases on himself (like rabies and stuff), busy the same time I think he's so radioactive, that he's absolutely sterile

It's canon Tricky has even disease in existence he told me

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(not a confession)

What's the mist wild ask you've gotten?

(seriously asking)

Prob not the most wild, but to me it's the worst.

One ask that was just, transphobia. But to an extreme level. The person had started it off by saying how they hate trans headcanons and how (character name) isn't trans. And then proceeded to go in detail about how much they hated trans people. I don't remember what it said exactly, but I remember it being like, a long ask too. It was a whole ass fucking paragraph about just graphic transphobia. And I was like, holy chronically online did you really spend God-knows-how-long amount of time typing this whole ass hate speech towards people who literally barely make up 1% of the population in a silly Madness Combat and Confessions blog instead of... doing literally anything else with your life? How about you switch that hatred you have towards people who are just living their lives and minding their own business towards actually bad people like rapists and pedos I think it'd do you some good actually. Anyway of course I didn't reply to it, since I didn't want to give that anon any sort of attention so obviously I deleted it and moved on. And they haven't returned since so that's good.

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i really like tricky x the sun and i think more people should ship it

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i fucking love tricknarr (tricky x hofnarr) i think there should be more stuff of them being all lovey dovey n shit

You're extremely based for this I fw mirror ships

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i have schizophrenia and i say hofnarr having schizophrenia is canon because i say so

im literally her spouse

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