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✨ “you’re gunna die alone blitzø” ✨
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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At some point people are gonna realise I’m just a disappointment with skin
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THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
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The amount of times I’ve called Samaritans / my therapist this week probably really isn’t funny, haha x
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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signs a writer is working
they said so on social media to make it real
they made coffee
now they’re dusting the ceiling
bought a few books
thinking about baking BREAD FROM SCRATCH
is typing
is that 10,000 words!!!
no it’s 100 words
could go for a snack tbh
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Silvanus: God of wild nature
Description: Dark forest green smoke with large copper flakes. Inked in copper.
Currently Available on my Etsy Shop: Here
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The irritation I have over poor fucking planning is legit enough to make me breathe fire
Also I hate when my plans are cancelled / don’t go to plan. It’s ‘level 11 out of 10’ of upsetting, especially if someone else has caused it. Like, cool, thanks. I didn’t want to have fun / have time to relax today anyway I guess
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The level of ‘done’ I am feels etched into my bones at this point. Unable to do anything right. Time anything right. Say anything right. Can’t even sleep right. Wishing my blood would leech from my pores and let me go silently into an abyss where I don’t have to please anyone, make enough to be considered valid, meet those deadlines, or be ‘good enough’. Even better, I won’t be an afterthought, anymore. It’d just be quiet nothingness. And I’m starting to think I’d be okay with that
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This ain’t it
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The power couple has arrived at the met gala✨
Dress Inspired by pinterest
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avatar + textpost 32/? 
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19/ 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38
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kinda rude that my book requires a plot but okay
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Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.
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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
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