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so i got myself a cybertron jetfire recently and comparing him to my titan class starscream is hilarious so had to draw a little something KJDSFSJGD

their funny height difference....its your turn to be tiny jetfire

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I’m starting to think that maybe it’s best to just buy a sewing machine and make my own clothes.

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What listening to linkin park does to a man

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Not to be a raging Digimon fan for a second But there is something so funny about the fact that in the newest game, they're like Oh, you can have Digimon as mounts now. People who aren't familiar with Digimon beyond the gun jokes are like, 'Oh, you can ride on the quadrupeds and the monstrous bipeds, like a wolf or a battle cat or something. Not realising that Digimon's variety allows them to go beyond.

Why stop that Japanese-inspired fox thing?

When you can be inside a mess-up robot! (There is a chance there is flesh in there beyond your own)

Or ride on a demon's bike like your parents warned you about.

Or finally be the flexible and fierce royal you were meant to be, riding on a dilf in a wholesome!

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Tails is so fucking tiny that his feet aren’t even touching the ground brooo I’m gonna explode

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soundwave but….armour!!

in my head these two are like father and son

and also a thirty minute starscream sketch i did for a friend!

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yknow sometimes i think no ones really interested in fgo anymore and then i find out that a jp player just beat the fucking impossible 3.5 billion hp unbeatable ORT story fight in LB7

if you thought the "someone beat the kirschtaria unwinnable story fight by using command seal refreshes over a few days" was a wild story, sit your ass down because frankly this shit is insane; it took them 108ish days and over 40 THOUSAND turns of making an unkillable comp to grind the fight. the game breaks down after 2 weeks irl of battle by "server connection error" so to prevent that and not get forcibly booted they played the whole thing on airplane mode, MEANING that they also didn't get command seal refreshes for this ordeal

fgo players will have even the most depraved perverts running for the hills with this type of dedication and willpower

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yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancé if she didn’t marry him

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new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀

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Alright gentlefolks, you know I had to do it, so I present to you @gallusrostromegalus's Family Lore Story About The 1969 Easter Mass Incident aka the Bread Jesus Story because my brain generated an idea weeks ago and I was compelled to bring it to life with a hardcover 2-section pamphlet/booklet (also this was a challenge to try a new book binding style that's not a Bradel yet again:

Scoured the Internet Archive for something pretty I could use in the typesetting and found these gorgeous Mucha illustrated frames (see 4th image for name of the book), and yes I picked the one that depicted the crucifixion scene, haha.

And then the printer bugged out on me while I was reprinting a fixed version that was supposed to be black and white (the fucking Magenta ink tank is clogged clogged) so I decided to lean into the green and got out the jewel toned cardstock and the fancy American scrapbook prints (ouch import prices but worth it). The spine is just black bookcloth I made.

A couple of process and practice photos:

So it turns out when the conservation style 2-section pamphlet guide says you need to sew onto a strip of bookcloth hinge, it wasn't a suggestion because aw fuck, it was structurally important to not have a loose connection despite how much pulling and tightening you do (as seen in final photo between the practice typoed sections and the actual set). Lesson learned. Also, I definitely sewed on the bookcloth hinge backasswards but with enough PVA glue, everything will hold lol.

Typesetting this was fun though. Lots of evil cackling.

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He got the touch! (of death)

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life advice 👍