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Glad to see that the creepy, invasive quirky window entrance has been resuscitated in the 21st century.  

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LOL TECHNOLOGY IS FUN

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Oh, appetizers. Is that cous-cous?!

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Blair: It’s a masquerade! You have to conceal your identity, but I do have something special planned for Nate tonight. It’s a scavenger hunt. Nate starts the night with a clue. If he finds me before midnight, when the masks come off, he can claim his prize.

Serena: And what’s that?

Blair: [Eyebrows that mean, “My virginity”.]

Serena: Oh! Yeah, right.  [Eyebrows that mean, “Oh, it’s kind of embarrassing how you’re planning an elaborate sexual game in order to lose your virginity to a guy  I cavalierly banged on a bar once while you were still dating him”.]

Blair: I want you to come! In fact, I was hoping you would give Nate the last clue.

Serena: Are you sure you want me to?

Blair: Tonight is all about starting over.

  WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT MASKS

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Couture and canape are just another saturday night, until you add masks!

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Can't wait til you two are awkward stepsiblings!!!!

(That's going to happen, right? It has to.)

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How's the braised quail?

Dan the poor sad rube from the country backwater that is Williamsburg, Brooklyn

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Blair: Too Beyonce.

Counterpoint: Not Beyonce enough.

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Hope that hello kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.

Blair, and me too secretly because that would be cool

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GIMME COOKIE VASE PLEASE

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TECHNOLOGY.

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Presented without comment.

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For the record, this isn't complicated or enigmatic it is garbage.

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What turned you gallerist?

This is literally the worst question I can think of.

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Rufus (still lolololol): It’s complicated, isn’t it?

Some lady: I can’t stop staring at it. It’s difficult work. I mean that in the best way…it’s enigmatic.

  OH SHIT SOME WRITERS JUST LEARNED THE WORD “ENIGMATIC”.

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Bitch you did not “spend a year rebuilding Machu Pitch-you”.

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Insufferable person wearing a baja hoodie: Who cares about a party when you can travel the world?