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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too

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gorgeous looking fem!shadow and her stupid ass adam sandler looking gf

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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different formatting this week because i wanted to post this art in conjunction but band au chapter 5 is out <- ooooh you wannna read my fic so bad

this one is my fave chapter yet, its got 2.2k words and the most exhels so far

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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well I asked Evil Xisuma and he tried to sell me cryptocurrency

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A bug with a passport from every country

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me