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kingrove:
he´s doing nothing. luxuriates in it, sprawled out over his sheets just idly listening to his speakers blaring the scorpions, his hands mimicking the motions of banging on the drums. revels in the way no one is going to barge in and tell him to turn his shit off because you´re bothering susan - you know she doesn´t like the incessant screaming. i don´t like it. when will you ever learn–-
billy bangs out another solo because both of them are gone for the day and he gets to do whatever the hell he wants. the only other person to bother him is maxine and he couldn´t care less about what annoys her or not. the cassette runs out whirring on the last piece of empty tape and he swings his legs off the bed to turn it over when she just apparates in his room like he summoned her by just thinking about her or whatever. ❝ jesus shit bird! ever heard of knocking? ❞
his mood is soured, his lips pull down into a frown and he´s about to tell her to fuck off ; that he´s not going to go out of his way to play babysitter for her today not when the house is empty and his - and less than a few weeks ago he probably would have done so. but things aren´t the same as a few weeks ago now, are they? he thinks of needles, of nailed bats and ceasefires - thinks of the slob probably waiting for them in the kitchen fridge and decides it´s not worth it. the fight leaves him with a click of his tongue and a roll of his eyes before he reaches over to grab the neck of his denim jacket. ❝ fine, but leave the fucking money. i´m not in the mood of being accused of stealing from your mother. ❞
❛ sorry. the door was open and i just thought- ❜ words trailing off, figured it was okay but then again she does have a bad habit of not knocking. can’t lie though and say it’s not a littleee funny, wondering if she startled him. hearing billy’s next words... expressions drop, for a second red haired girl has to wonder if she really heard right. then she notices he starts grabbing his jacket and it’s confirmation. this has to be a gimmick or something. ❛ oh , okay. so we’re going. ❜ almost stumbling over her words, strawberry brows lift while face lights up in a pleasant surprise. blues filling with a sense of excitement he’s finally not fighting her tooth and nail, a look max doesn’t wear often. really, she shouldn’t make a deal out of it. but had no idea it was going to be that easy, which has her shutting up and wasting no time taking back off down to her side of the hall. busting into her own room with a big thud, pulling down red adidas jacket hanging up off the door hanger behind her door to go over the colorful striped short sleeve shirt she has on, grabs her board out of habit and darts back out to the living space once her jacket is pulled onto her arms. seeing the keys on the living room side table as she adjusts the skateboard under her left arm, right hand falls on top and picks them up. giving them an experimental jingle, a playful smile begins to itch across youthful features, ❛ and i’ll drive. ❜ walking to the door, pretending to head that way. to the camaro.
#kingrove#[ i hate when that happens it for real is the most irritating thing! ]#[ you're welcome! and omg no. don't apologize for that ever. more words the better i love reading in depth things so much! ]#[ your reply is perfect <3 you are one of the most talented writers ive ever seen!! ]
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pale fingers wrap around the doorframe of BILLY’S ROOM. heart beat picking up speed and max doesn’t know why, he doesn’t SEEM to be doing anything important but still. she’s scared to ask but kinda being forced to because she has no other choice, not like she can bike all the way to town. god, she hated even going anywhere with him. she has to just pray every time she gets in billy’s blue death trap that she’ll make it out alive because he drives like a maniac. but that’s to say if he’s even going to agree with her idea, knowing how weird he is he could slam the door in her face? which is why she goes ahead and makes herself present. stepping in so no doors can get thrown in her face. trying to make herself appear assertive is like a kitten trying to appear like a lion in the face of an even bigger lion, it just doesn’t work. “i was wondering...” mellow voice starts, waiting to get her next ounce of courage. blue eyes quickly flickering from the floor because she feels like an idiot not looking at him while she talks. “if we could go grab food. our own food. not my mom’s burnt left over soggy pork chops for the second time this week...” max mumbles, emphasis with a roll of her eyes on the way she wants to gag even having to think about stomaching terrible food once again. really, she should be able to report child abuse on her mom leaving burnt soggy pork chops in the fridge paired with some good ole disgusting peas in a yellow tupperware bowl alone. “i know where she hides some money.”
starter for, @kingrove
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Protective Friends Starters
Requested by: @naosh-of-muses
Feel free to change however you see fit!
TW: Some of these lines may not demonstrate healthy friendships/relationships
“Are they bothering you?”
“Don’t worry, I got your back.”
“You really had me worried.”
“Hey! Don’t do that!”
“I’m just.. worried about you, okay?”
“Hey, what happened to you?”
“I’m here to listen if you need to.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll deal with them.”
“I’d fight for you.”
“Is that the person who broke your heart?”
“You know I’d do anything for you.”
“Watch out!”
“I’m sorry, I’m just tired of seeing you get hurt over and over again by the same idiot.”
“Let me walk with you, something’s off about him/her/them.”
“Alright, so who made you cry?”
“Who do I need to punch?”
“You’re worried about me? I’ve been worried about you!”
“What did he/she/they do to you?!”
“You should eat something!”
“Want some advice?”
“Here, let me help you out.”
“Your parents giving you trouble again? You can stay over at my place.”
“You can spend the night at my place if you’re still worried.”
“Stay behind me.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“I’m not jealous! I’m just concerned.”
“You need to be more careful!”
“What are you doing? That’s not safe!”
“Hey, they call me the mom friend for a reason.”
“They’re not worth your time.”
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PROTECTIVE FRIEND / FAMILY STARTER - Feel free to change pronouns, e.t.c.
“You can always count on me.”
“I don’t suppose I can convince you to stay here, can I… Just call me the second you get there, okay?”
“Here, have my jacket.”
“I might not be your mother, but when she’s out, I call the shots.”
“What were you thinking, running off like that?!”
“Trust me, I know what’s best.”
“I know you have a lot of questions, but it is better if you don’t know the answers.”
“And where do you think you’re going, young lady?”
“Please, I practically invented the ‘pillows under the blanket’ technique, don’t think that will fool me.”
“You’re not alone in this.”
“It’s better if you stay here, where it’s safe. I’ll be back before you know it.”
“What happened in here?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you rewrap them - our parents will never know you opened your presents week before your birthday. Just act surprised when you open them for real, okay?”
“Would it feel better if you hold my hand?”
“Do you need help with your homework?”
“How did you even get into this mess?”
“Let me help you with that.”
“Please be more careful…”
“Do you need to hold onto me?”
“So for how long have you known this guy?”
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ST APPRECIATION MONTH | DAY 10: favorite brotp - The Party
But the bottom line is, a party member requires assistance, and it is our duty to provide that assistance.
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@rattgrove sent: “What were you thinking, running off like that?!”
from: meme tag / always accepting.
cheeks hot against the cold weather, her adrenaline has spiked ever since he ended up finding her. at first she was wedged between the dumpsters outside of the closed arcade to shield herself from the wind, until a stupid pop can rolled out from underneath it and then her hiding spot got completely blown. she doesn’t know his mood right now, which is why max ended up climbing up on top of the giant dumpsters as fast as she could. it had to been the adrenaline that got herself up here, because how else could she scramble like a wild animal trying to protect itself up on something so high.
❝ i don’t know. i wasn’t, clearly. but at least it’s better here. ❞ it’s freezing, her teeth are chattering, but at least it was so quiet compared to billy and neil’s yelling then neil’s yelling at her mom and whatever those loud sounds were that came next. max couldn’t take it at that point, she darted out the front door and made a run for it. flight or fight. she doesn’t want him to know it, but she’s scared of him. her heart is pounding. that’s why she’ll play dumb as best as she can, ❝ you know. no yelling or arguing, just me and the sound of whatever has been over there rustling in the woods. ❞ sheepishly chuckling, eyes flickering to the line of the woods as her back stays pressed against the wall in the center of the dumpster, knees drawn to her small frame-- clearly it’s all well thought out so he can’t reach her. which is kinda scary itself, thinking about a coyote coming out and mauling her flesh but at this point...after arguing with billy for days on end and this tonight, that sounds kind of pleasant.
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@rattgrove sent: “Who do I need to punch?”
from: meme tag / always accepting
he was right. she hates to admit it, but he was completely right about lucas and most of those boys. it’s been going on forever, she just didn’t want to admit that either. how lucas easily becomes so smitten with other girls or makes her feel ugly about herself in even more ways. the only time he’s ever seemed so into her was forever ago at the snowball, when she was girly and glittery. max doesn’t want to doll up and wear dresses or wear makeup like those other girls, she likes her skateboards and converses and simple t-shirts. but it’s apparent lucas wants the girly type and doesn’t accept her for who she is. that’s why today, something just set her off for the last time. that blonde girl who hates max anyway, came over to say hi to lucas and of course the anger boiled up in her for the last time. she confronted lucas then the snot faced blonde decided to butt in, saying lucas ‘deserved better’ then when he said nothing, absolutely nothing, no defense, no anything-- max stormed off.
until the blonde girl came at her, pulling her by the hair and sucker punched her in the nose. then max swung her fists for the first time at another person, she hit her right in the jaw and then the nose for payback. the second she started to run the redhead chased after her all the way across the school yard and into the woods not far from the parking lot. eventually she darted in another direction and then a branch knocked her on to her back when she ran smack into it, arm scraped on some rocks underneath her back and the next thing she knows billy’s there. ocean eyes blink with tears as she finally looks up, seeing the sky first then gaze flickering to the voice... because who is here now?
not lucas, not any of her so called friends, only billy. as annoying as he is, it’s ironic that he’s always the one there. even if he doesn’t even mean to be. ❝ no one. ❞ she hisses, pressing the heel of her palm deeper into her throbbing cheek bone and nose to apply pressure. even if lucas is a jerk, she doesn’t want him to be killed. ❝ no one because i took care of it already. ❞ even though it looks the other way with bleeding knuckles, scraped arm and blood pouring from her nose while still lying on the ground, it’s definitely not how it ended anyway.
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PROTECTIVE FRIEND / FAMILY STARTER - Feel free to change pronouns, e.t.c.
“You can always count on me.”
“I don’t suppose I can convince you to stay here, can I… Just call me the second you get there, okay?”
“Here, have my jacket.”
“I might not be your mother, but when she’s out, I call the shots.”
“What were you thinking, running off like that?!”
“Trust me, I know what’s best.”
“I know you have a lot of questions, but it is better if you don’t know the answers.”
“And where do you think you’re going, young lady?”
“Please, I practically invented the ‘pillows under the blanket’ technique, don’t think that will fool me.”
“You’re not alone in this.”
“It’s better if you stay here, where it’s safe. I’ll be back before you know it.”
“What happened in here?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you rewrap them - our parents will never know you opened your presents week before your birthday. Just act surprised when you open them for real, okay?”
“Would it feel better if you hold my hand?”
“Do you need help with your homework?”
“How did you even get into this mess?”
“Let me help you with that.”
“Please be more careful…”
“Do you need to hold onto me?”
“So for how long have you known this guy?”
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Protective Friends Starters
Requested by: @naosh-of-muses
Feel free to change however you see fit!
TW: Some of these lines may not demonstrate healthy friendships/relationships
“Are they bothering you?”
“Don’t worry, I got your back.”
“You really had me worried.”
“Hey! Don’t do that!”
“I’m just.. worried about you, okay?”
“Hey, what happened to you?”
“I’m here to listen if you need to.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll deal with them.”
“I’d fight for you.”
“Is that the person who broke your heart?”
“You know I’d do anything for you.”
“Watch out!”
“I’m sorry, I’m just tired of seeing you get hurt over and over again by the same idiot.”
“Let me walk with you, something’s off about him/her/them.”
“Alright, so who made you cry?”
“Who do I need to punch?”
“You’re worried about me? I’ve been worried about you!”
“What did he/she/they do to you?!”
“You should eat something!”
“Want some advice?”
“Here, let me help you out.”
“Your parents giving you trouble again? You can stay over at my place.”
“You can spend the night at my place if you’re still worried.”
“Stay behind me.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“I’m not jealous! I’m just concerned.”
“You need to be more careful!”
“What are you doing? That’s not safe!”
“Hey, they call me the mom friend for a reason.”
“They’re not worth your time.”
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rattgrove:
“ jesus, max, cut the attitude. “ billy honestly doesn’t care whether she picks up on anything he says or not, but if neil catches her cursing like a goddamn sailor he’s probably going to blame it on him, anyway. and that’s something billy would much prefer to avoid. it’s bad enough that he’d gotten roped into this, he doesn’t need more shit thrown his way. “ because i fuckin’ said so. “ he almost laughs at the quick dismissal, at her trying to play it cool, as if he hadn’t just cut her fun short like that. it’s more than he would do on his best day, so the little shit better appreciate it, either way no matter how close to the park they were. “ me? y’sure you wanna be seen being carried over there like that, when you could just, i don’t know – fuckin’ skate? “ he turns the ordeal around and onto her, trying to ignore the fact that this is absolutely all about reputation at this point, espexially with how shoulders tense by the time the car drives past. great. he knows all of those kids and knowing how quickly rumors spread across school, he’s bound to walk into some shit – it’s no wonder his semi-decent mood is dwindling as he crouches down some. “ okay, OFF, jesus – “
it’s just his luck that there’s some fucking kid approaching them next, obviously there for her, not for him, but it still makes the hairs on the back of his neck stand up at the obnoxious smile he has on. “ max – “ he really shouldn’t, it’s her goddamn birthday – let kids have fun, no matter how much this kid’s face pisses him off, but it’s basically ingrained into him at this point. “ who’s the fuck’s this? “
❝ i don’t care. i don’t give a shit about what people think unlike you. ❞ she just wants to retort that AND with the attitude on purpose because his mood is rubbing off on hers which is exactly what always causes their rare good moments to erupt back into a volcano. one acts like a hot head, then the other does too when there needs to be at least one person in the party who doesn’t want to argue back to keep the peace. they’re too alike in that way. ❝ because i said so. ❞ mocking him underneath her breath, jaw clenching in the way temples are throbbing with irritation.
going frozen in place, wanting the ground to open up and swallow her whole the second he’s questioning who it is. now is a good time when she wishes her friends could all just be girls. brows crease, looking over her shoulder towards the pest of a boy, ❝ just some kid from down the street? we play basketball sometimes. what about it? ❞ she hates the way it comes out so rushed, like she’s looking for quick answers when it’s actually the truth. but she knows that isn’t the way his brain works, now it does seem like she’s hiding something and she could kick herself for it.
❝ or maybe more than that. ❞ the dorky faced boy butts in and smiles in amusement, oblivious how he just made this a hundred times worse. max doesn’t think she’s ever CRINGED as hard as she does just then, she can’t even fathom how extremely stupid this one boy can be? how can he not SEE or already know billy’s a crazy person just by looking at him. ❝ come on, max. pleeease. i’ve asked you five times already if you want to be my girlfrie-- ❞ he thinks it’s a funny time to be teasing her and she’s covering his mouth with her hand before he can finish that stupid word which has his eyes going wide in shock.
❝ you’re not funny. ❞ gritting her teeth at him, she gives him a nudge to go else where. to which... he really is stupid, he takes a few steps down the street but stops towards the entrance of the park to keep staring, too invested to see what’s happening between those two while max quickly turns back to billy, ❝ why are you even still here? you don’t have to hang out with me any longer-- that’s what you wanted, right? so go away already. ❞ wanting to turn away and start storming off, she refrains in fear if she turns her back he’s going to be impulsive which is why she feels the need to stay staring up at him to feel some sort of control.
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rattgrove:
billy doesn’t feel the need to elaborate, rolling his eyes at the attitude he’s met with. there’s a lot of things kids might consider fun that he doesn’t, but that’s got nothing to do with the things in question and more to do with how he��d been raised, anyway. but it’s max’s birthday, so he’ll shove those thoughts aside and not act like a complete asshole for a little while longer, because she’s really starting to push it. “ don’t make me drop you, dipshit. “ because he will. he’s not above dropping her ass onto the grass and leaving here right there if she keeps this up and that’s whether susan’s watching or not. which is fucking weird to begin with, so billy tries his damndest to keep his gaze elsewhere, pretend like he hadn’t just caught her staring at them like a deer in the headlights. “ good, let’s go. “ hopes he can avoid her bringing it up over dinner, which is why he picks up the pace the moment the skateboard is in the redhead’s hands, needing to get out of there and fast. this whole ordeal is fucking embarrassing enought in itself, without anyone watching and it would have been well and done with, if the park weren’t quite so crowded the closer they got to it, making the blond lessen his pace. “ okay – that’s enough. “ he stops far enough for anyone to catch sight of them, well and done with it, mostly because he’s got a reputation to keep and doesn’t need to be seen giving piggybacks to little shits. “ you got legs, now get off. “
❝ you drop me and we’ll be TWO dipshits, i’ll take you down with me. ❞ that’s spewed matter of fact, mimicking his curse words because he’s teaching her all she needs to know to say the best of curse words and she wants to remember them to call the morons at school them when she needs good comebacks. ❝ what? WHY? ❞ irritated he’s stopping so soon, then she realizes she sounds outraged that the fun’s over and changes her tone. ❝ i mean. whatever. this is still a rip off, though. when the park is still WAY down there. ❞ rolling blue eyes, max scoffs because she doesn’t get it until OF COURSE she does. ❝ i don’t know what you’re so scared of. ❞ who cares what people think. she’s about to climb off when a group of older kids go by in a car, staring at them and max gets distracted in staring right back. but only because they recognize billy right away and didn’t know he had a sister, mesmerized by the fact he’s not being a hot head THEY know him as either. ❝ maybe if you crouch down, i will. ❞ strawberry haired girl grumbles, hand placing on top of his head. finally, she lets go.
❝ hey, max. ❞ the voice makes her jump, she tucks the skateboard underneath her arm and turns on her heel to watch the familiar neighborhood kid walk past her. he’s always being so nice to her and redhead can’t help but wonder why. no one’s ever nice to just be nice, right? ❝ are you going to the park? ❞ he questions with a hopeful smile, he’s probably smitten in puppy love. ❝ um... yeah. heading there now. ❞ she falters for a second then finally sounds with this hesitant response, in the back of her mind wondering what billy thinks all at the same time wondering if she even wants to hang out with too nice, smiley boy. she hates not having friends, but she is awkward at being social.
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rattgrove:
“ making me carry you to some park down the street ain’t fun. “ eyes roll at her statement, but he’s said he’ll do it so now he has to commit – even if it depends on how quickly max actually climbs up, because there’s only so much patience he has for these kinds of things. she does it quickly, however, just so the freaking expensive comic isn’t left out on the grass, before she’s moving to climb up onto his back and he can’t help the scoff that leaves his lips at the fact that he legitimately needs to crouch down a bit, just so she can reach. really hopes no one’s looking because he’s taking this shit to his grave. “ woooow, shitbird – you’re heavy – “ she’s not really – at all, actually, but he wouldn’t be himself if he wouldn’t bitch about this throughout the entire piggyback ride. “ and watch the hair – “ he doesn’t need her pulling on any of that, head tilting toward the front porch – billy vaguelly spots susan by the window if he tries hard enough, but he ignores that in lieu of heaving a sigh as he moves to pick up the damned skateboard on top of everything else. “ anything else? otherwise we’re outta here. “
❝ oh, but it IS fun. i just don’t know why you don’t see it. ❞ she sees why, but still doesn’t get it. blue eyes roll at his words and of course max sasses him right back, ❝ wow, billy. all that weird obsessively working out and you can’t even lift someone smaller than you. guess those stupid muscles really are all for show. ❞ smiling proud at herself for that quip, she pokes him in the arm to be annoying. ❝ i’m watching, i’m watching. ❞ grumbling, making an annoyed face, one he can’t see while he warns her about his hair. one hand reaches out to take her skateboard once he grabs it, ❝ nope. that’s it. ❞ strawberry haired girl smiles, pleased, eyes lifting forward just to catch her mom staring at them in the window.. how long has she been standing there? she’s probably caught the whole thing. in the moment, max begins to feel embarrassed. her mom catching her actually having fun with billy, especially with the way she looks like she’s so shocked and in awe of the sight. it really is embarrassing. but then she decides to forget about it, because so what if she sees it? maybe she can report it back to neil and it’ll make neil happier they’re ‘getting along’. the park adjoined with a small skatepark that’s waiting for them right down the block is pretty busy, it’s friday. of course it is. all the local neighborhood kids have got to be gathered there and the closer they get to it, the more max hopes not a lot of people are there. just because she doesn’t want billy to complain about it all day or something.
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rattgrove:
“ — but? but what, maxine?? “ he settles on using her full name just to get a rise out of her. because why talk things out like any other siblings would, when they can argue and argue and then storm off, not really solving anything in the process. she always does this – even when there is something that bothers her and he can see it. can see how tense she gets sometimes, even after hanging out with those dipshits she calls friends, but maybe it’s for the best that she doesn’t spill everything. because maybe, billy might just go beat the crap out of them if they so much as think about hurting her and that’s something neither of them need right now. “ that’s right. “ nothing it is. nothing solves the immediate anger that wants to bubble through – the anger that wants to push and push until she gives way, but nothing – nothing keeps them right where they are. in that dysfuntcional middle part which has worked out so wonderfully up until now.
it keeps her silent for a good solid few moments and the blond relishes in it as he debates whether or not he should head out or not – get himself away from all this bullshit, because max seems adamant on furthering this argument and ignoring everything he says, anyway when she peeps up again. “ don’t. just – fucking stay away from him. “ it’s never been like that. sure he’s taken the brunt of it for whenever she had snuck out, but neil’s just an asshole and he will find a reason, whether the redhead’s related to it or not. he lights up a cigarette, taking a long drag, trying to focus on that to ease some of the pent up energy that had accumulated, because he’s way too fucking riled up, before he’s turning. “ and get out of my room, what the hell. “ far as he’s concerned, whatever this was, is done.
❝ nothing. because i can’t talk to you, bill. ❞ gritting teeth, if he wants to call her that stupid name then she’ll call him one. and spill the truth, which is she can’t talk to him without him going ballistic. and she has no idea what his attitude is for still. ❝ this is exactly how you act. ❞ when she tries to help him off the floor or bring him band-aids, anything to help the best way she can after neil hurts him. ❝ NO. i’m tired of you thinking i purely EXIST to make your life a nightmare! ❞ so she’ll prove it. ❝ WHATEVER. ❞ seething with anger, she looks around and snatches those stupid cigarettes off the table. EVERYTHING is stupid. she has to take her anger out on SOMETHING because it’s fuming and boiling from her skull at billy’s freakin’ attitude. storming out of his room, door slams SHUT behind her.
#rattgrove#oh no#2 balls of anger now#lmaooo#idk how they're not blood siblings bc they act too much alike kndkjdds
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rattgrove:
“ you’re not stuck, you’re just being a shitstain – “ if billy knew any better – no, actually, that’s not it, she’s actively ABUSING the fact that he’s being nice on her goddamn birthday is what this is. but it’s not unlike max, which is why it’s pissing him off so much, he figures, half debating on prying her gremlin hands off of himself or essentially, giving and getting this over with. both equally terrible options, because she’ll have plenty to say in return, but he’s also really not into ruining her birthday solely because she’s being more of a shit than usual. he should have. he really should have. instead he’s rolling his eyes, exhaling a long sigh, because he’s absolutely done with this already. “ man if you think piggyback rides are fun, then i – really don’t know what to tell you. but fine, FINE, get on, come on. “ before anyone has a chance to see them like this.
❝ hey, i’m not a stain because i want to have fun with you. ❞ max scoffs, it might come off sarcastic but she means it. it’s not only fun because he makes things like this torture or whatever he might think, it’s also fun because she likes hanging out with him when they’re not yelling and about to kill each other. and holy crap, he’s really going to let her? letting go, max grabs her book from the ground first. placing it over on her mom’s lawn chair so it’ll be safer there-- she doesn’t have time to run it inside, she knows how thin billy’s patience is. then turns, grins excitedly and quickly grabs for his shoulders, making him crouch down some because he’s taller than her. redhead jumps and latches on like a monkey, holding on to his neck. this is so awesome, but she doesn’t want to be embarrassing and let him know how much fun she’s really having so he can make fun of her what she thinks IS fun. ❝ can you reach me my skate board up here? it’s by the front porch. ❞
#rattgrove#that is depressing I AM SAD bc i just know neil didnt#then max's dad was barely t h e r e#why do they pain me so much???#sobbing.gif#they deserve sm better
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rattgrove:
“ so STOP clinging to me like that, shitbird. “ if she’s got time to complain about how stinky he is – which he isn’t, thank you very much, she can also pull away and leave him be if it bothers her so much. but it’s clear she’s said that just to add to the hilarity of it all, without any intention of letting go, considering how much of a goddamn blast she’s having.
just this day – he can get through this one day and then go right back to where they stood when it’s not her birthday anymore. seems like luck is on his side though, when she finally gives up, which lasts for about a good solid second, before she’s back, staying put and throwing out more bullshit as if she hadn’t gotten plenty already. he’s being more nice than usual, what else does she want? “ a piggyback ride. “ billy repeats, incredulous, because what the actual fuck? not that the park is far, but he won’t be caught dead giving anyone piggyback rides, no matter what. “ what are you, five? you could just WALK there. “ he drives her around on a daily basis, anyway.
❝ i can’t. i’m stuck here. ❞ laughing, stuck because she really will keep torturing herself until she gets this piggyback ride. ❝ no. i’m four. ❞ sassing back, grinning after her response too. ❝ yeah but that defeats the purpose, billy. duh. ❞ she sighs, blues go rolling, arms getting tired but she’s not letting go. as relentless and stubborn as he is. ❝ come onnn, why are you so boring? didn’t know you were this un - fun, jeez. and guess you’re just chicken, that’s what it is. ❞ she would say please, but she doesn’t know if please will work so she’ll resort to playfully provoking him. her and el give each other piggyback rides all the time, it’d be a plot twist if she could get him to.
#rattgrove#susan: calling poison control RN#well if she was any kind of good mom#LOL#this sibling dumbassery is MY FAVORITE SKDNKDS
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